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January 8th, 2010 / 7:07 pm Andrew Ervin—

Ask, “What should I ask me?”

January 8th, 2010 / 7:46 pm mts—

Ask, “Why am I such a pretentious fuck to ask such a question?”

January 8th, 2010 / 7:50 pm Matthew Simmons—

Jeez, Mom.

January 8th, 2010 / 8:08 pm reynard—

yikes.

maybe it would be better to ask, ‘why do people dislike it when i passively brag, perhaps unconsciously, on the internet literary blog of the future?’

i think i would ask myself, ‘why don’t you work out? you’re going to get fat someday. don’t you know that? or don’t you care? culture is not going to keep you healthy. you know that, don’t you?’

January 8th, 2010 / 8:23 pm Sean—

Ok, segging off reynard, ask: What will I do when my looks leave me?

Also, do I think automatic checker-outs/computers at grocery stores eliminate jobs or actually produce jobs?

That’s all i got.

January 8th, 2010 / 8:37 pm mimi—

One time I tried to buy sushi for lunch at Albertsons (now Lucky again) and pay for it at the automatic check-out with the spare change (dimes, nickels and pennies) I’d been accumulating. I ended up jamming (or overloading maybe) the machine way before I got to the necessary $3.99 or whatever. I went to the regular check-out, paid for my sushi with my debit card, and slunk out of the store embarrassed.

January 8th, 2010 / 8:41 pm Brian—

Isaac Brock interviewed himself for MTV2 once. It was great. He played two Isaacs. One Isaac had a mustache. One Isaac had a neck brace. There’s a mannequin at one point. There were questions asked and answered.

Here’s a link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Bo7_ng3J4

That doesn’t answer your question at all.