January 25th, 2010 / 5:16 pm
Snippets
—

What do we think, team–is this shit for real? And if it is, can we solve the riddle of this person’s identity? And if anyone happens to know for sure, feel free to say so in the comments, or for improved anonymity, email me via the address on my website. Actually come to think of it that would result in me knowing who you are, but I promise I won’t tell anyone. Okay, go!

26 Comments

  1. Travis—

      Jim Behrle. Making fun of poets and NY Mag. That’s my vote.

  2. Travis—

      Jim Behrle. Making fun of poets and NY Mag. That’s my vote.

  3. Matthew Simmons—

      Oh, Billy Collins! You’re not 31.What a hoot you are.

      (Behrle, though.)

  4. Matthew Simmons—

      Oh, Billy Collins! You’re not 31.What a hoot you are.

      (Behrle, though.)

  5. Nick Antosca—
  6. Nick Antosca—

      (from the comments)

  7. Nick Antosca—
  8. Nick Antosca—

      (from the comments)

  9. james—

      no way this is serious. how could this dude get any work done?!

  10. james—

      no way this is serious. how could this dude get any work done?!

  11. Roxane Gay—

      Oh, how excellent.

  12. Roxane Gay—

      Oh, how excellent.

  13. Justin Taylor—

      What he’s doing doesn’t sound like work to you?

  14. Justin Taylor—

      What he’s doing doesn’t sound like work to you?

  15. Lincoln—

      Who wrote this wiki entry?

      “Despite reports to the contrary, Cook claims that he does not have any facial hair or a ponytail. He does have rather long sideburns which connect directly to the hair on his scalp. They are part of Cook’s hairstyle and are not considered facial hair.”

  16. Lincoln—

      Who wrote this wiki entry?

      “Despite reports to the contrary, Cook claims that he does not have any facial hair or a ponytail. He does have rather long sideburns which connect directly to the hair on his scalp. They are part of Cook’s hairstyle and are not considered facial hair.”

  17. Nick Antosca—

      no clue. and that bit wasn’t there when i linked to it!

  18. Nick Antosca—

      no clue. and that bit wasn’t there when i linked to it!

  19. james—

      touche

  20. james—

      touche

  21. brandon—

      immediately felt that bret easton ellis wrote that

  22. brandon—

      re: american psycho

  23. brandon—

      immediately felt that bret easton ellis wrote that

  24. brandon—

      re: american psycho

  25. cmr—

      yeah… as soon as his ex’s head was on a neiman marcus model i immediately thought “oh… american psycho…”

  26. cmr—

      yeah… as soon as his ex’s head was on a neiman marcus model i immediately thought “oh… american psycho…”