April 14th, 2010 / 5:09 pm
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29 Mini Essays by Joe Brainard [Thanks to Mike Topp for the heads up]

GIRL SCOUTS

Girl Scouts is more than selling cookies.

23 Comments

  1. Heather Christle—

      This feels restorative. I wish I were ill so I could read this and feel better. Blake, aren’t you ill or something? GOOD TIMING.

  2. Heather Christle—

      This feels restorative. I wish I were ill so I could read this and feel better. Blake, aren’t you ill or something? GOOD TIMING.

  3. zusya—

      just when i thought those were getting really bad, this gem pops up:

      WOMEN’S LIB

      A woman can do anything she puts her pants to.

      sentiments like these are only barely permissible in my book (see mini-essay [missy?] “PEOPLE”) if given a voice like Don Rickles, Jeffrey Ross, et al.

  4. Matt Cozart—

      zusyas of the world, relax

  5. Matt Cozart—

      zusyas of the world, relax

  6. Blake Butler—

      the best of all timings

  7. Blake Butler—

      the best of all timings

  8. alan—

      awesome, thanks for bringing this to light

      where the fuck is the collected brainard his executor (ron padgett) has so far failed to deliver to us?

  9. alan—

      awesome, thanks for bringing this to light

      where the fuck is the collected brainard his executor (ron padgett) has so far failed to deliver to us?

  10. zusya—

      dude, i’m drunk at work. already taken care of. anyway, here’s an impromptu missy:

      THE 70S

      Things seemed like they were changed, but actually weren’t.

      /man i sound pissed off today.

  11. Jordan—

      > where

      I’ll ask him.

      You have to admit he did pretty well getting I Remember back into print several times. And then there was that traveling exhibition, and the Siglio collection of the Nancy work.

  12. Jordan—

      > where

      I’ll ask him.

      You have to admit he did pretty well getting I Remember back into print several times. And then there was that traveling exhibition, and the Siglio collection of the Nancy work.

  13. Jhon Baker—

      VAN GOGH

      He dared look the sun in its face and steal its radiance.

      ah, yes yes.

  14. Jhon Baker—

      VAN GOGH

      He dared look the sun in its face and steal its radiance.

      ah, yes yes.

  15. KevinS—

      Brainard + Topp = yummy cookies

  16. KevinS—

      Brainard + Topp = yummy cookies

  17. dan—

      this is awesome. i taught joe brainard to 5th graders yesterday.

  18. dan—

      this is awesome. i taught joe brainard to 5th graders yesterday.

  19. Sean Lovelace—

      I thought most obvious and weak, but I will nod my head to a few gems, already cited.

  20. Sean Lovelace—

      I thought most obvious and weak, but I will nod my head to a few gems, already cited.

  21. alan—

      Is this Jordan Davis?

  22. alan—

      Is this Jordan Davis?

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