April 21st, 2010 / 3:11 pm
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No one cares how old you are.

68 Comments

  1. demi-puppet—

      My dreams are older than I am.

  2. demi-puppet—

      My dreams are older than I am.

  3. Matthew Salesses—

      I like this, Adam.

  4. Matthew Salesses—

      I like this, Adam.

  5. Jordan—

      What is it, disavow unconscious biases day?

  6. Jordan—

      What is it, disavow unconscious biases day?

  7. Nathan Tyree—

      My wife does

  8. Nathan Tyree—

      My wife does

  9. D.W. Lichtenberg—

      I actually find that I get a lot of shit for my age.

  10. D.W. Lichtenberg—

      I actually find that I get a lot of shit for my age.

  11. Adam Robinson—

      Are you “old” or “young?”

  12. Adam Robinson—

      Are you “old” or “young?”

  13. Ryan Call—

      im about to turn 27

  14. Ryan Call—

      im about to turn 27

  15. Ryan Call—

      did not mean to press ‘submit comment’ sorry.

  16. Ryan Call—

      can we delete this?

  17. Ryan Call—

      did not mean to press ‘submit comment’ sorry.

  18. Ryan Call—

      can we delete this?

  19. Adam Robinson—

      Seems like youngsters like you would be better at handling technology.

  20. Ryan Call—

      completely misread this post.

  21. Adam Robinson—

      Seems like youngsters like you would be better at handling technology.

  22. Ryan Call—

      completely misread this post.

  23. Ryan Call—

      (im just trolling for birthday gifts)

  24. Ryan Call—

      (im just trolling for birthday gifts)

  25. Jhon Baker—

      interesting but untrue. At least in the mid-west there is a severe attachment to age and categorization or people into said age. As a cripple I trump the age thing here and end up in a separate category where there is better parking.

  26. Jhon Baker—

      interesting but untrue. At least in the mid-west there is a severe attachment to age and categorization or people into said age. As a cripple I trump the age thing here and end up in a separate category where there is better parking.

  27. Trey—

      took a workshop with a dude who would not stop telling us how young he was. found a new way every day to tell us that he was quite young. It was awful. Probably not exactly what this post is driving at, but my god did I hate that guy, so.

  28. Trey—

      took a workshop with a dude who would not stop telling us how young he was. found a new way every day to tell us that he was quite young. It was awful. Probably not exactly what this post is driving at, but my god did I hate that guy, so.

  29. anon—

      tell me about this “mid-west”

  30. anon—

      what makes the midwest different from the coasts and the south?

  31. anon—

      tell me about this “mid-west”

  32. anon—

      what makes the midwest different from the coasts and the south?

  33. Ryan Call—

      wat is young in this situation?

  34. Ryan Call—

      wat is young in this situation?

  35. chris—

      Unless they’re trying to sleep with you :) A friend of mine once said that the only reason young authors (25 and under) get rocket-fueled amounts of press due to their age is because everyone wants to bone them. There is probably some truth to this.

  36. chris—

      Unless they’re trying to sleep with you :) A friend of mine once said that the only reason young authors (25 and under) get rocket-fueled amounts of press due to their age is because everyone wants to bone them. There is probably some truth to this.

  37. Sean—

      Heard that!

  38. Trey—

      19

  39. Sean—

      Heard that!

  40. Trey—

      19

  41. Sean—

      I mean the original post comment.

  42. Sean—

      I mean the original post comment.

  43. Roxane—

      Ha, I swear like two names popped into my head when I read your comment. There probably is a little truth to it.

  44. Roxane—

      Ha, I swear like two names popped into my head when I read your comment. There probably is a little truth to it.

  45. Janey Smith—

      I’m fourteen.

  46. Janey Smith—

      I’m fourteen.

  47. James—

      Cryptic.

      People care how everything you are, and also they could care less.

      Not sure if this is in relation to the other thread about penises and vaginas, but yeah. Age matters, and it doesn’t. Depends on the context.

  48. James—

      Cryptic.

      People care how everything you are, and also they could care less.

      Not sure if this is in relation to the other thread about penises and vaginas, but yeah. Age matters, and it doesn’t. Depends on the context.

  49. Chris—

      Yeah, I got more than a few names in my brain when it comes to this. It’s a shame, but it’s true. When a young author gets published by a big house the only thing anyone can focus on is their age. The writing, whether it’s good or not, becomes inconsequential.

  50. Chris—

      Yeah, I got more than a few names in my brain when it comes to this. It’s a shame, but it’s true. When a young author gets published by a big house the only thing anyone can focus on is their age. The writing, whether it’s good or not, becomes inconsequential.

  51. Sean—

      What age is the young/old divide these days?

      I just wonder. With the whole cougar language and the adults talking into cellphones (clearly walkie-talkies) and driving SUVs (clearly Tonka trucks) and wanting their coffee sweet/milkshakey (clearly candy).

      Lines are blurred.

  52. Sean—

      What age is the young/old divide these days?

      I just wonder. With the whole cougar language and the adults talking into cellphones (clearly walkie-talkies) and driving SUVs (clearly Tonka trucks) and wanting their coffee sweet/milkshakey (clearly candy).

      Lines are blurred.

  53. magick mike—

      TONS

  54. magick mike—

      TONS

  55. Rebekah Silverman—

      I’ve started adding the fractions back into my age. 32 and one quarter. 29 and one half.

  56. Rebekah Silverman—

      I’ve started adding the fractions back into my age. 32 and one quarter. 29 and one half.

  57. Aaron—

      the high corn quotient, for starters

  58. Aaron—

      the high corn quotient, for starters

  59. Aaron—

      wish you would’ve told me that on our date

  60. Aaron—

      wish you would’ve told me that on our date

  61. anon—

      anyone else have any input? i’m doing a survey.

  62. anon—

      anyone else have any input? i’m doing a survey.

  63. Middle America Rep—

      Also, the fact that it’s in the center of the continent, rather than the coastal edges. How’s that anon?

  64. Middle America Rep—

      Also, the fact that it’s in the center of the continent, rather than the coastal edges. How’s that anon?

  65. brandi—

      I got I.D.’d to buy rubber cement. What the fuck could I do with rubber cement? Are people huffing it? Are they eating it? Smearing it in their eyes?

  66. brandi—

      I got I.D.’d to buy rubber cement. What the fuck could I do with rubber cement? Are people huffing it? Are they eating it? Smearing it in their eyes?

  67. mimi—
  68. mimi—