June 10th, 2010 / 12:08 pm
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If only you’d written a better poem, the oil spill would have never happened.

30 Comments

  1. joseph

      i knew it was my fault

  2. Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.

      Zagat’s Gulf Coast really havin a rough go of it.

  3. Paul

      i knew i shouldn’t have submitted to pank

  4. davidpeak

      here we go

  5. thomas

      and that bro would still have his life

  6. brandon walter

      or: like that borges story, if someone had written a poem/story describing the oil spill, it wouldn’t have happened, or, at leat not the same way.

      “Then he would reflect that reality does not tend to coincide with forecasts about it. With perverse logic he inferred that to foresee a circumstantial detail is to prevent its happening. Faithful to this feeble magic, he would invent, so that they might not happen, the most atrocious particulars.”

  7. mark

      I stared and stared
      and victory filled up
      the little rented boat,
      from the pool of bilge
      where oil had spread a rainbow
      around the rusted engine
      to the bailer rusted orange,
      the sun-cracked thwarts,
      the oarlocks on their strings,
      the gunnels–until everything
      was rainbow, rainbow, rainbow!
      And I let the fish go.

  8. Joseph Riippi

      “Things became duplicated in Tlön; they also tend to become effaced and lose their details when they are forgotten. A classic example is the doorway which survived so long it was visited by a beggar and disappeared at his death. At times some birds, a horse, have saved the ruins of an amphitheater.”

  9. Nathan (Nate) Tyree

      a better orgasm could have done the trick

  10. Joseph Young

      perhaps. if your acting in care can help other people to the same. in any case, you’d have a better poem!

  11. mark

      someone should start poets against the oil spill just like poets against the war

  12. cw
  13. Matthew Simmons

      httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc6qjVmwSgA

      Scientists are using a piece of wood to pick up the oil that spilled because of you, Blake.

  14. joseph

      i knew it was my fault

  15. Today I didn't even have to us

      Zagat’s Gulf Coast really havin a rough go of it.

  16. Christian Powers

      High school kids think this poem is about a gay fisherman.

  17. Paul Cunningham

      i knew i shouldn’t have submitted to pank

  18. davidpeak

      here we go

  19. thomas

      and that bro would still have his life

  20. brandon walter

      or: like that borges story, if someone had written a poem/story describing the oil spill, it wouldn’t have happened, or, at leat not the same way.

      “Then he would reflect that reality does not tend to coincide with forecasts about it. With perverse logic he inferred that to foresee a circumstantial detail is to prevent its happening. Faithful to this feeble magic, he would invent, so that they might not happen, the most atrocious particulars.”

  21. mark

      I stared and stared
      and victory filled up
      the little rented boat,
      from the pool of bilge
      where oil had spread a rainbow
      around the rusted engine
      to the bailer rusted orange,
      the sun-cracked thwarts,
      the oarlocks on their strings,
      the gunnels–until everything
      was rainbow, rainbow, rainbow!
      And I let the fish go.

  22. Joseph Riippi

      “Things became duplicated in Tlön; they also tend to become effaced and lose their details when they are forgotten. A classic example is the doorway which survived so long it was visited by a beggar and disappeared at his death. At times some birds, a horse, have saved the ruins of an amphitheater.”

  23. Nathan (Nate) Tyree

      a better orgasm could have done the trick

  24. Joseph Young

      perhaps. if your acting in care can help other people to the same. in any case, you’d have a better poem!

  25. mark

      someone should start poets against the oil spill just like poets against the war

  26. Stephen

      Or, according to Shitfork, stanching the spill is analogous to describing the music of Emeralds.

  27. cw
  28. Matthew Simmons

      httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc6qjVmwSgA

      Scientists are using a piece of wood to pick up the oil that spilled because of you, Blake.

  29. Christian Powers

      High school kids think this poem is about a gay fisherman.

  30. Stephen

      Or, according to Shitfork, stanching the spill is analogous to describing the music of Emeralds.