October 26th, 2010 / 5:17 pm
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Fuck Tuesday and its fucking MEAN WEEK doldrums. Here: say something mean to me. UPDATE: Or about me. UPDATE 2: added the kitty fist bump since everyone’s going after my cat and MY CAT IS A WINNER!

22 Comments

  1. October 26th, 2010 / 9:24 pm Matthew Simmons—

      Don’t blame Emmett for your lack of hookworm, Blake.

      I mean, you’re from the South. I guess I assumed you having hookworm was inevitable.

  2. October 26th, 2010 / 9:25 pm Matthew Simmons—

      Closer.

  3. October 26th, 2010 / 9:20 pm Adam Robinson—

      Your cat is going to die.

  4. October 26th, 2010 / 9:21 pm Blake Butler—

      your cat made it impossible for me to breathe near, that was mean of him

  5. October 26th, 2010 / 9:21 pm Matthew Simmons—

      And out of respect for him, I’ll eat his tiny heart.

  6. October 26th, 2010 / 9:21 pm Blake Butler—

      fuck cats anyway

  7. October 26th, 2010 / 9:24 pm Matthew Simmons—

      Don’t blame Emmett for your lack of hookworm, Blake.

      I mean, you’re from the South. I guess I assumed you having hookworm was inevitable.

  8. October 26th, 2010 / 9:25 pm Matthew Simmons—

      Closer.

  9. October 26th, 2010 / 9:57 pm Sean—

      Your last name is a rifle scope and your cat won’t fetch.

  10. October 26th, 2010 / 10:45 pm jereme_dean—

      any feline with a profile on a KITTYCAT dating site has no room to bump rocks.

      both of you should be staring at your feet and working on a better plan to get laid.

  11. October 26th, 2010 / 10:49 pm Matthew Simmons—
  12. October 26th, 2010 / 11:11 pm jereme_dean—

      hahahaha

  13. October 26th, 2010 / 11:52 pm Matthew Simmons—

      He does a really cute trick where he stands and grabs at my hands when I hold out a little bit of tuna, though!

      Fuck. MEAN WEEK. MEAN WEEK. MEAN WEEK.

      Ahem. “Screw you, jerk!”

  14. October 27th, 2010 / 12:12 am Amber—

      My cat will kick your cat’s ass.

  15. October 27th, 2010 / 12:49 am deadgod—

      a better plan to get laid

      ‘puppy’ love

  16. October 27th, 2010 / 12:50 am deadgod—

      Thar’s good eatin in them cats.

  17. October 27th, 2010 / 12:55 am deadgod—

      one unit of technological evolution

      7500 BC: cats first domesticated in eastern Mediterranean

      mid-20th c. AD: invention of microwave oven

  18. October 27th, 2010 / 2:43 am Rebekah—

      that is the cutest goddamn thing I ever saw

  19. October 27th, 2010 / 3:12 am chris r—

      your solidarity with cats is going to have the FBI investigating your ties to the ALF.

  20. October 27th, 2010 / 3:20 am P. H. Madore—

      Funny. I avoided “liking” them on Facebook today for this very reason.

  21. October 27th, 2010 / 5:22 am reynard seifert—

      thought about doing this but i wasn’t self-absorbed enough

  22. October 27th, 2010 / 4:19 pm Matthew Simmons—

      A palpable hit! Good show, Reynard.