December 18th, 2010 / 3:02 am
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5 Comments

  1. Owen Kaelin—

      Ah, so that’s why. Thanks, Mr. Twain!

  2. deadgod—

      The older I get, the smarter my father gets.

      –Twain

  3. deadgod—

      If you’re afraid of loneliness, don’t get married.

      –Chekhov

  4. mimi—

      Go to Heaven for the Climate, Hell for the Company.
      – Twain

  5. Owen Kaelin—

      Get off my lawn.

      – Mr. Johnson