December 18th, 2010 / 3:02 am


  1. Owen Kaelin

      Ah, so that’s why. Thanks, Mr. Twain!

  2. deadgod

      The older I get, the smarter my father gets.


  3. deadgod

      If you’re afraid of loneliness, don’t get married.


  4. mimi

      Go to Heaven for the Climate, Hell for the Company.
      – Twain

  5. Owen Kaelin

      Get off my lawn.

      – Mr. Johnson