You ever fart real loud at a reading?
ya, but only in pauses they take between numbered sections
they who smelt it, dealt it
I’ve sat through many readings where I found myself thinking ‘I’d rather listen to someone farting loudly right now’.
no how about you
How has this post not stimulated the kind of reaction in comments as the one that precedes it?
Yeah, I farted once at a reading, but the fortune teller wasn’t too happy about it.
Nah but I blow spit bubbles sometimes
Me and my friends have an agreement. If any of us ever win a Pulitzer, we will poop our pants on stage at the acceptance ceremony. It has since been dubbed the “Poolitzer” Prize.
I feel like Bukowski farted constantly.
I’d rather you showed, not told.
Bukowski didn’t know how to fart.