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Meta
On the page or when you meet them?
On the page, Erika Lopez.
Usually it sort of feels like its me.
charles bukowski
it’s
Houellebecq
so horny you can’t even punctuate without afterthought
also: paula bomer
Anna Freud
seconded.
Ellroy
marcel proust
nick hornby
i misread the question
i will perhaps second this
I’ll hazard a Helen Keller
hehe, yes
Ted Hughes.
barry. henry miller.
Not sure, but I’ll bet they’re under 40.
Burroughs
Dulli
Rogers Nelson III
Easton Ellis
Kim
not a writer.
No one found my joke funny, so here’s the real answer: Marquis de Sade
Nicholson Baker
philip roth
peeper
Sheldon
Robbins
Haruki Murakami.
does anyone else sense that Foer is waiting for the right moment to just let a big one go
Wilmot/de Sade/Beardsley = pretty randy
but my faves: Verlaine// Genet \\ Rimbaud = a fisty bread dough sexcat sandwich + prison.
Bolano sexes it up.
i wonder if dr. ruth ever did x
I will third this.
vollmann
tao lin
michael crichton
To me “horny” is not the same as erotic or hypersexual.
“They call it horny because its devilish, now see we dead wrong…” So its not eros that’s the operative idea in horniness, but rather the rub of desire against guilt. So its got to be a big-C Catholic. And because its an impish impulse, because it derives more pleasure from the play than the game, its a poet. And because its potential for excitement is predicated upon a set of rules designed to be ignored, its an American. And because its power stems from the larger cultural quiet around the question, its a midwesterner. And because its equal parts tactile curiosity and emotional disquiet, its a man.
Ergo, John Berryman.
NO WAY NOT MICHAEL
ALTHOUGH THE THAILAND STORY IN “TRAVELS” WAS PRETTY RACEY, HE DID SEEM TO WANT TO DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM THAT UNDERAGE BROTHEL HE VISITED
FOR HOURS
HOUELLEBECQ IS A GOOD ONE
chabon: so horny he loses sight of his sexual orientation.
ZZZZZZIPP WANTED TO SAY MARQUIS DE SADE OR J.G. BALLARD BUT THEN HE REALIZED HE HASN’T READ EITHER OF THEM YET
THAT WAS TOURISM
“HEY–GUYS!–GUYS, I LOVED A MAN ONCE”. WE GET IT, MAN. THAT’S FINE.
classic marshall
Rikki Ducornet?
On the page or when you meet them?
On the page, Erika Lopez.
Vollmann–his novels are like giant erections: long, veiny, and full of girth. and all the whores. so much about the whores.
Usually it sort of feels like its me.
He was typing one-handed.
charles bukowski
joyce and beckett always seem to be angling for fucking, and fucking, in different ways
it’s
Houellebecq
so horny you can’t even punctuate without afterthought
also: paula bomer
good call, esp with joyce. his whole fart fetish–can we call it a fetish?–is a delight.
Anna Freud
seconded.
Ellroy
Frank Harris. http://www.nndb.com/people/500/000116152/frank-harris-1.jpg
Dude’s memoir was scandalous.
marcel proust
jim harrison. in writing and life
Melville
nick hornby
i misread the question
i will perhaps second this
I’ll hazard a Helen Keller
irvine welsh, of course
hehe, yes
Ted Hughes.
barry. henry miller.
Not sure, but I’ll bet they’re under 40.
Burroughs
Dulli
Rogers Nelson III
Easton Ellis
Terry Southern.
William Burroughs.
Nicholson Baker (back in the day).
Kim
not a writer.
No one found my joke funny, so here’s the real answer: Marquis de Sade
I was at a restaurant (with a full bar – a drinky joint) in Berkeley a few weeks ago and the table next to us was having a rip-roaring discussion about I didn’t know what and I turned and looked at them quizzically half laughing and the woman closest to me said “Do YOU think Michael Chabon is gay?”
I’ll second Roth.
Nicholson Baker
philip roth
peeper
Sheldon
Robbins
Haruki Murakami.
seconded
does anyone else sense that Foer is waiting for the right moment to just let a big one go
Wilmot/de Sade/Beardsley = pretty randy
but my faves: Verlaine// Genet \ Rimbaud = a fisty bread dough sexcat sandwich + prison.
Ha. It is “classic marshall.”
Bolano sexes it up.
I think it’s funny to write “tao lin.” It’s like a slogan or a magic spell or something. It feels powerful.
Donald Barthelme
jeff goldblum
i wonder if dr. ruth ever did x
I will third this.
It’s definitely Roth.
vollmann
tao lin
michael crichton
To me “horny” is not the same as erotic or hypersexual.
“They call it horny because its devilish, now see we dead wrong…” So its not eros that’s the operative idea in horniness, but rather the rub of desire against guilt. So its got to be a big-C Catholic. And because its an impish impulse, because it derives more pleasure from the play than the game, its a poet. And because its potential for excitement is predicated upon a set of rules designed to be ignored, its an American. And because its power stems from the larger cultural quiet around the question, its a midwesterner. And because its equal parts tactile curiosity and emotional disquiet, its a man.
Ergo, John Berryman.
James Joyce via his love letters
NO WAY NOT MICHAEL
ALTHOUGH THE THAILAND STORY IN “TRAVELS” WAS PRETTY RACEY, HE DID SEEM TO WANT TO DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM THAT UNDERAGE BROTHEL HE VISITED
FOR HOURS
HOUELLEBECQ IS A GOOD ONE
chabon: so horny he loses sight of his sexual orientation.
ZZZZZZIPP WANTED TO SAY MARQUIS DE SADE OR J.G. BALLARD BUT THEN HE REALIZED HE HASN’T READ EITHER OF THEM YET
THAT WAS TOURISM
“HEY–GUYS!–GUYS, I LOVED A MAN ONCE”. WE GET IT, MAN. THAT’S FINE.
classic marshall
_drinky joint_
Rikki Ducornet?
Vollmann–his novels are like giant erections: long, veiny, and full of girth. and all the whores. so much about the whores.
He was typing one-handed.
joyce and beckett always seem to be angling for fucking, and fucking, in different ways
good call, esp with joyce. his whole fart fetish–can we call it a fetish?–is a delight.
Emily Dickinson.
Frank Harris. http://www.nndb.com/people/500/000116152/frank-harris-1.jpg
Dude’s memoir was scandalous.
jim harrison. in writing and life
Melville
irvine welsh, of course
most lascivious, licentious. or most lecherous … RD deserves a better word
Terry Southern.
William Burroughs.
Nicholson Baker (back in the day).
I was at a restaurant (with a full bar – a drinky joint) in Berkeley a few weeks ago and the table next to us was having a rip-roaring discussion about I didn’t know what and I turned and looked at them quizzically half laughing and the woman closest to me said “Do YOU think Michael Chabon is gay?”
I’ll second Roth.
pshhhhhh frederick is obviously the horniest barthelme
seconded
Ha. It is “classic marshall.”
I think it’s funny to write “tao lin.” It’s like a slogan or a magic spell or something. It feels powerful.
Donald Barthelme
jeff goldblum
It’s definitely Roth.
James Joyce via his love letters
_drinky joint_
Emily Dickinson.
most lascivious, licentious. or most lecherous … RD deserves a better word
sexed
futureman, keep practicing your spelling! spend less time on here.
I was going to say Philip Roth, but I have to agree with you that the prize has to go to the Marquis de Sade. For Philosophy in the Bedroom alone he should get it.
pshhhhhh frederick is obviously the horniest barthelme
Ha!
wild nights, wild nights!
Seconded.
what would you call him then? he is certainly “one who writes”
ballard never strikes me as remarkably horny. also i think sade was more “creative” than “horny”
emily dicked-her-son
(via harmony korine & juvenile grade-schoolers everywhere)
the “i want nookie” chapter of zimzum has got to be the horniest 5 pages i’ve ever read. and heartbreaking! horny and heartbreaking.
sexed
futureman, keep practicing your spelling! spend less time on here.
I was going to say Philip Roth, but I have to agree with you that the prize has to go to the Marquis de Sade. For Philosophy in the Bedroom alone he should get it.
agreed
The boy who wanted to be a journalist.
Ha!
wild nights, wild nights!
Seconded.
what would you call him then? he is certainly “one who writes”
ballard never strikes me as remarkably horny. also i think sade was more “creative” than “horny”
emily dicked-her-son
(via harmony korine & juvenile grade-schoolers everywhere)
the “i want nookie” chapter of zimzum has got to be the horniest 5 pages i’ve ever read. and heartbreaking! horny and heartbreaking.
agreed
The boy who wanted to be a journalist.
Anais Nin
I think I agree
Bataille?
Anais Nin
I think I agree
Bataille?
Ayn Rand
She seems kinky. Rape fantasies and shit. BDSM shit.
I think Leni Riefenstahl was the horniest female director of all time
Robert Lopez, Gary Amdahl, Jereme Dean, Sidney Crosby, Rafael Nadal, Robert Lopez…
Mary Gaitskill, R. Gay
ALICIA ERIAN, Nick Antosca
Hells yeah re: Gaitskill, Erian.
Ayn Rand
She seems kinky. Rape fantasies and shit. BDSM shit.
I think Leni Riefenstahl was the horniest female director of all time
Robert Lopez, Gary Amdahl, Jereme Dean, Sidney Crosby, Rafael Nadal, Robert Lopez…
Mary Gaitskill, R. Gay
ALICIA ERIAN, Nick Antosca
Hells yeah re: Gaitskill, Erian.
Irma Bombeck
xTx. Duh.
Irma Bombeck
xTx. Duh.