March 24th, 2010 / 12:16 pm
Snippets
Snippets
Jimmy Chen—
As part of his “North American Hamsters” series, a forthcoming iPhone app, Tao Lin creates “HTMLGIANT Hamster.” [Previously posted with comment restrictions, but evidently people needed to comment — even if on the preceding post — and Tao himself expressed interest in comments; I respect both sentiments, so here.]
Thank god I can comment. Fuck you Jimmy!
Thank god I can comment. Fuck you Jimmy!
FYI, xhamster.com is not about hamsters.
FYI, xhamster.com is not about hamsters.
Can one insert the HTMLGiant hamster into ones anus without causing excessive bleeding?
Can one insert the HTMLGiant hamster into ones anus without causing excessive bleeding?
I thought at our last Bohemian Grove meeting, we voted for reverse cowgirl. Did I miss a memo or another secret ballot?
I thought at our last Bohemian Grove meeting, we voted for reverse cowgirl. Did I miss a memo or another secret ballot?
I only feel the need for speed
I only feel the need for speed
We win!
I have nothing to say now.
Some of us just want to watch the world burn.
We win!
I have nothing to say now.
Some of us just want to watch the world burn.
i love his goggles
i love his goggles
If you remove the goggles it’s very doable, yes.
If you remove the goggles it’s very doable, yes.
You may have voted for it, but further research, independent research, may have shown that the actual favorite, outside of voting, is missionary.
You may have voted for it, but further research, independent research, may have shown that the actual favorite, outside of voting, is missionary.
i think South Park had a similar episode where a hamster was inserted up the anus of Paris Hilton.
i think South Park had a similar episode where a hamster was inserted up the anus of Paris Hilton.
woooo comments
woooo comments
A fine point. I blame HTML Giant’s married contributors.
A fine point. I blame HTML Giant’s married contributors.
Look for the forthcoming Spanish-language version, ‘hámsteres norteamericanos,’ in 2011.
Look for the forthcoming Spanish-language version, ‘hámsteres norteamericanos,’ in 2011.
Hey, this is a cool idea. Let’s arbitrarily shut off HTML comments. Shit, whenever, whatever posts.
I’m going to start doing it myself.
That will be fucking sweet.
S
Hey, this is a cool idea. Let’s arbitrarily shut off HTML comments. Shit, whenever, whatever posts.
I’m going to start doing it myself.
That will be fucking sweet.
S
Could save time
Could save time
Hilarious that comments were turned off.
Gene Morgan wins best comment.
All other comments are number 2 or less.
Hilarious that comments were turned off.
Gene Morgan wins best comment.
All other comments are number 2 or less.
HOW DID HE KNOW ABOUT THE GOGGLES
HOW DID HE KNOW ABOUT THE GOGGLES