March 24th, 2010 / 12:16 pm
Snippets

As part of his “North American Hamsters” series, a forthcoming iPhone app, Tao Lin creates “HTMLGIANT Hamster.” [Previously posted with comment restrictions, but evidently people needed to comment — even if on the preceding post — and Tao himself expressed interest in comments; I respect both sentiments, so here.]

34 Comments

  1. Gene Morgan

      Thank god I can comment. Fuck you Jimmy!

  2. Gene Morgan

      Thank god I can comment. Fuck you Jimmy!

  3. Rachel F

      FYI, xhamster.com is not about hamsters.

  4. Rachel F

      FYI, xhamster.com is not about hamsters.

  5. Richard Gere

      Can one insert the HTMLGiant hamster into ones anus without causing excessive bleeding?

  6. Richard Gere

      Can one insert the HTMLGiant hamster into ones anus without causing excessive bleeding?

  7. Matthew Simmons

      I thought at our last Bohemian Grove meeting, we voted for reverse cowgirl. Did I miss a memo or another secret ballot?

  8. Matthew Simmons

      I thought at our last Bohemian Grove meeting, we voted for reverse cowgirl. Did I miss a memo or another secret ballot?

  9. dave e

      I only feel the need for speed

  10. dave e

      I only feel the need for speed

  11. rion

      We win!

      I have nothing to say now.

      Some of us just want to watch the world burn.

  12. rion

      We win!

      I have nothing to say now.

      Some of us just want to watch the world burn.

  13. sarah

      i love his goggles

  14. sarah

      i love his goggles

  15. Ben Stiller

      If you remove the goggles it’s very doable, yes.

  16. Ben Stiller

      If you remove the goggles it’s very doable, yes.

  17. Ben Stiller

      You may have voted for it, but further research, independent research, may have shown that the actual favorite, outside of voting, is missionary.

  18. Ben Stiller

      You may have voted for it, but further research, independent research, may have shown that the actual favorite, outside of voting, is missionary.

  19. butt

      i think South Park had a similar episode where a hamster was inserted up the anus of Paris Hilton.

  20. butt

      i think South Park had a similar episode where a hamster was inserted up the anus of Paris Hilton.

  21. ryan

      woooo comments

  22. ryan

      woooo comments

  23. Matthew Simmons

      A fine point. I blame HTML Giant’s married contributors.

  24. Matthew Simmons

      A fine point. I blame HTML Giant’s married contributors.

  25. anon

      Look for the forthcoming Spanish-language version, ‘hámsteres norteamericanos,’ in 2011.

  26. anon

      Look for the forthcoming Spanish-language version, ‘hámsteres norteamericanos,’ in 2011.

  27. Sean

      Hey, this is a cool idea. Let’s arbitrarily shut off HTML comments. Shit, whenever, whatever posts.

      I’m going to start doing it myself.

      That will be fucking sweet.

      S

  28. Sean

      Hey, this is a cool idea. Let’s arbitrarily shut off HTML comments. Shit, whenever, whatever posts.

      I’m going to start doing it myself.

      That will be fucking sweet.

      S

  29. Nathan (Nate) Tyree

      Could save time

  30. Nathan (Nate) Tyree

      Could save time

  31. Craig Snyder

      Hilarious that comments were turned off.

      Gene Morgan wins best comment.

      All other comments are number 2 or less.

  32. Craig Snyder

      Hilarious that comments were turned off.

      Gene Morgan wins best comment.

      All other comments are number 2 or less.

  33. ZZZZIPP

      HOW DID HE KNOW ABOUT THE GOGGLES

  34. ZZZZIPP

      HOW DID HE KNOW ABOUT THE GOGGLES