Chris Killen’s choose your own adventure is brilliant.
I masturbate with my dog watching.
i missed that option
Joe Dunthorne did this live a while ago. I am not saying that Chris Killen copied him. I think Chris Killen is probably friends with Joe Dunthorne. Joe Dunthorne’s was about sex. It was funny.
Wait, wait. I thought copying was writing. No?
I love this so much I just posted nearly the exact same “snippet” because I hadn’t seen Jimmy’s post and then I had to delete it and felt sad.
kevin: when you say ‘did this live’, what exactly do you mean ‘did this live’?
yeah, your shit showed up in my reader. fucked up my whole day. probably going to drink the rest of this water i’m drinking and then eat the cup which is made of glass
A choose-your-own-adventure based on mundane/everyday stuff. Sorry I didn’t reply to this earlier. I don’t think anyone will ever see it now.