May 31st, 2012 / 2:43 pm
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In your own words what is are the illuminati?

26 Comments

  1. Anonymous

      YOU MEANT “WHAT ARE THE ILLUMINATI”.

      “ILLUMINATI” IS THE “PLURAL FORM” OF “ILLUMINATUS”.

      “ILLUMINATUS” MEANS “ILLUMINATED” IN LATIN.

      THE “ILLUMINATI” ARE AN “HERMETIC SOCIETY”, WHICH IS NOT “OFFICIALLY”/”PUBLICLY” RECOGNIZED AS ONE.

      THEIR PURPOSES ARE UNKNOWN TO THOSE OUTSIDE THE SOCIETY.

  2. Bobby Dixon

      knowing the Dalkey summer sale has started before anyone else qualifies one to be in the illuminati 

  3. postitbreakup

      that thing steve made up

  4. Bradley Sands

      The protagonists and antagonists in The Illuminatus! Trilogy.

  5. A D Jameson

      They painted the Mona Lisa.

  6. Spenser Davis

      blake butler + tao lin 

  7. Spenser Davis

      I AM PROUD TO BEAR WITNESS TO AN ENLIGHTENED MIND SUCH AS YOURS

  8. Ben Roylance

      come on guys. i think we all know. why bother asking? why bother asking? 

  9. j orloski

      is it guy fieri? 

  10. Anonymous

      (1) They’re like the X-Men, misunderstood by most, mutated, trying to save the world from itself. (2) My dad.

  11. herocious

      Dan Brown Dan Briwn Dan Briwn Dan Brown Dan Broen

  12. Steve Roggenbuck

      666

  13. Alexandra McLaren

      all my ladyparts

  14. Ethan

      “United Nations, gunfire style patient
      Formulatin rap plural acapella occupation
      Conquer land like Napoleon, military bomb fest
      We want sanitary food, planetary conquest
      Thug peoples on some hardcore body shit
      Get your shit together ‘fore the fuck Illuminati hit”

      ~ Wu Tang

  15. Ethan

      i guess that’s not my own words but U-God said it best

  16. deadgod

      If the words are your own words, then your ‘answer’ is inaccurate.

  17. Ethan

      U-God vs deadgod

  18. William VanDenBerg

      I don’t know who they are, but their masked cult orgies down at the Arby’s are awesome.

  19. deadgod

      united playmation, porn addiction patient
      eyebuggin crap, knob polish no relation
      get to know your neighbor, no fuck that cupcake pest
      sanitary napkin holding his unfolding scolding never-rest
      in the backyard grill where softcore wifey won’t quit
      with testicular rotation on the illumination spit

  20. Kevin Sampsell

      A neck tie soaked in glitter. Cook on 275 for ten minutes. Place under wet rainbow. 

  21. Ethan

      damn, deadgod done brung it!

      ‘softcore wifey’ gave me the giggles

  22. drew kalbach

      i’m pretty sure jay-z is one of the illuminated

  23. Frank Tas, the Raptor

      Basically any rich dude who gets upset/his way when a bunch of people who work for him disagree with his retarded idea.

  24. shaun gannon

      the only reason i checked this thread was to see your answer

  25. Steve Roggenbuck

      hope your satisfied u sick fuck !!!. i talked to a bro tonight who told me he love’s your knife show poems, and i was liek, “u fuck face, i will show u a vid of him readding ‘i am shaun gannon,’ and it wil literally fuck u.”

  26. shaun gannon

      hahah thanks