April 29th, 2011 / 1:59 pm
 Snippets
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Today at Vice, The Tyrant and I have a conversation about masturbating and language. What books get you to touch yourself?

14 Comments

  1. April 29th, 2011 / 6:06 pm Frank Tas, the Raptor—

      I first started masturbating around the same time I first started to listen to music while falling asleep so now every time I hear Dizzy Gillespie’s Shaw Nuff I want to get down.

      The closest I got to masturbating to “books” is Mad magazine. Drawings of naked women. My sexual awakening happened while reading Mad magazine too. Everything is fucked.

  2. April 29th, 2011 / 6:28 pm M. Kitchell—

      gay porn comix

  3. April 29th, 2011 / 6:37 pm kb—

      Hamsun, Growth of the Soil. I poke a hole in the ground, jizz a swastika. Or at least I watch myself doing that, remember it, and re-enact it later, mentally, with flourishes. A fancy hat.

  4. April 29th, 2011 / 7:52 pm karl taro—

      did anyone masturbate while reading this conversation about masturbation and language? meta-mastburbation?

  5. April 29th, 2011 / 7:53 pm Frank Tas, the Raptor—

      Does having this conversation open in another tab count?

  6. April 29th, 2011 / 8:37 pm bartleby_taco—

      One of my favorite parts in the Savage Detectives is when Garcia Madero talks about masturbating to poetry.

  7. April 29th, 2011 / 9:58 pm _-_-_—

      a few months ago my computer broke and in the absence of internet porn I jerked off to an amy hempel story. can’t remember which one, though.

  8. April 30th, 2011 / 3:19 am M. Kitchell—

      nifty.org

  9. April 30th, 2011 / 3:20 am M. Kitchell—

      one time i accidentally read a 90 page word document detailing the adventures of a father, son, and friend who JUST LOVED FUCKING & GETTING FUCKED BY HORSES that was pretty weird & even weirder when i realized i had a boner

  10. April 30th, 2011 / 3:20 am M. Kitchell—

      (hey stop telling secrets on the internet you’re not even drunk)

  11. April 30th, 2011 / 12:34 pm Daniel Hogan—

      Trout Fishing in America – Richard Brautigan
      Hawkline Monster – Richard Brautigan

  12. April 30th, 2011 / 6:44 pm Janey' Smith—

      My big dictionary.

  13. May 1st, 2011 / 12:02 am Scott Lewis—

      I just did Hawkline Monster for postmodern lit course and had a wank over it too. The barn sex scene got me.

  14. May 1st, 2011 / 12:04 am Scott Lewis—

      damn sexy cowboys