Well this is a weird but awesome contest. Write a story that features Matt Salesses. I feel sorry for everybody that died before today and didn’t get to know about this.
I haven’t been this excited about something in a while.
This is awesome, it makes me jealous of its awesomeness
I don’t understand the awesomeness of this. Is it because I’ve over the hill (I’m 33)?
Yes, that is probably it. Sorry!
IS there a word limit? I’m on about 2000 and just getting going.