August 6th, 2009 / 8:48 am
Snippets

If anybody is wondering why I religiously re-blog the Brights’ Jezebel posts, it’s simple: I think they’re really fun geniuses and I want them to be friends with me a lot. In this installment of their mother/daughter sex advice column, a couple looking to open their relationship up asks where to find positive role-models for conscientious and fulfilling non-monogamy.

Aretha: Well! This cracked me up because all I could think was, “My mom could tell you A LOT more about this than I can!”- lol.

Susie: Yeah, har-de-har-har.

Aretha: Thinking about what happened with you and Dad made me want to caution this girl that picking who you open your relationship with is super-duper important. Stay away from needy stalker people who want more than you can give them.

Susie: In my defenseā€¦ in all the years I’ve been with your dad (21)- all non-monogamous- I can only think of two (and in retrospect, mercifully brief) times that we went through some real grief. I don’t blame it on being “open” – it’s just the hard things relationships go through at times, be they social, platonic, or battles with your own relatives.

You never knew about all the times everything worked out copacetic or drama-free, because part of our “open relationship” ethos was protecting our family life: Kids come first, privacy is a big deal, and discretion is definitely the better part of valor.

God, the sanity! The well-adjustedness! It’s breathtaking, really.

5 Comments

  1. GM

      I love that you link to jezebel (this is how I first found htmlgiant, btw, and have been reading ever since). There’s some really smart stuff over there, especially Bright’s posts.

      –gm

  2. GM

      I love that you link to jezebel (this is how I first found htmlgiant, btw, and have been reading ever since). There’s some really smart stuff over there, especially Bright’s posts.

      –gm

  3. Justin Taylor

      thanks, GM! I think they’re a rad site. I read them all the time.

  4. Justin Taylor

      thanks, GM! I think they’re a rad site. I read them all the time.

  5. pr

      Susie Bright is fantastic. I’ve had the great great pleasure of talking with a few times- she’s a true idol of mine.