November 3rd, 2011 / 12:01 am
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Let’s say someone cares enough about you to write your biography. Title it: this is fantasy anyway, so why not have fun?

45 Comments

  1. November 3rd, 2011 / 12:19 am Brooks Sterritt—

      Lewd, Crude, and Lucrative

  2. November 3rd, 2011 / 12:19 am JP—

      Another Mistake

  3. November 3rd, 2011 / 1:00 am 6BatofMoon9—

      A Heartbreaking Life of Staggering Genius

  4. November 3rd, 2011 / 1:03 am postitbreakup—

      You’ll Only Read This If You’re a Particularly Boring Kind of Masochist: The Unbearably Dull, Miserable, & Repetitive Life Story of a Failed Everything

  5. November 3rd, 2011 / 1:03 am Frank Tas, the Raptor—

      “It’s My Dad’s Fault”

  6. November 3rd, 2011 / 1:25 am catheaven—

      ‘in cat heaven everything is fine’

  7. November 3rd, 2011 / 1:57 am UncleIstvan—

      “this is fantasy anyway, so why not have fun?”  

  8. November 3rd, 2011 / 2:21 am Sasha—

      Sasha!

  9. November 3rd, 2011 / 2:39 am Frank Tas, the Raptor—

      Script font, italicized, underlined, fuchsia, maybe some sparkling stars around the type.

  10. November 3rd, 2011 / 3:00 am Trey—

      Notes from a Sea Wizard

  11. November 3rd, 2011 / 3:16 am deadgod—

      A Life of deadgod:  The Prequel

  12. November 3rd, 2011 / 9:08 am DJ Berndt—

      DJ Berndt: A Life of Banging Supermodels

  13. November 3rd, 2011 / 9:09 am DJ Berndt—

      you said fantasy, right?

  14. November 3rd, 2011 / 9:58 am Felix—

      All That Failure was Leading Somewhere

  15. November 3rd, 2011 / 9:58 am bartleby_taco—

      Gravity’s Rainbow 2

  16. November 3rd, 2011 / 10:26 am Doug—

      There Goes That Man: There Goes that Man Again

  17. November 3rd, 2011 / 10:39 am silencedogood—

      To Those Who He’s Disappointed, You are Not Alone

  18. November 3rd, 2011 / 10:43 am mimi—

      Oh Please Don’t Let This Ever End

  19. November 3rd, 2011 / 11:26 am deadgod—

      :The Abreaction

  20. November 3rd, 2011 / 11:47 am Joethegray—

      Isnt this interesting? Yes, yesindeed!

  21. November 3rd, 2011 / 11:53 am Joe Sutton—

      Adorable.

  22. November 3rd, 2011 / 12:49 pm BoomersMustDie—

      THE MAN WHO LIKED TO RUIN THREADS

  23. November 3rd, 2011 / 3:13 pm bobby—

      Obituary. 

  24. November 3rd, 2011 / 4:46 pm Guestagain—

      what’s the officer, problem?

  25. November 3rd, 2011 / 6:24 pm mimi—

      “State your name.”
      “Illinois.”

  26. November 3rd, 2011 / 6:48 pm Shannon—

      Ass, Glitter and Crazy.

  27. November 3rd, 2011 / 9:18 pm MJ—

      I love it when you call me big papa, or “hey you, what’s that sound”

  28. November 4th, 2011 / 12:05 am ryder collins—

      how about fuchsia to purple and in all caps, yo?

  29. November 4th, 2011 / 12:15 am Frank Tas, the Raptor—

      I am for that!

  30. November 4th, 2011 / 12:19 am Don—

      Lily, what will yours be called?

  31. November 4th, 2011 / 11:34 am NLY—

      “My Face Is Wet and There’s Hair On My Tongue: A Life”

  32. November 4th, 2011 / 4:34 pm Guestagain—

      I swear to drunk I’m not God

  33. November 4th, 2011 / 8:36 pm mimi—

      Does the Pope shit in the woods?

  34. November 4th, 2011 / 8:37 pm mimi—

      Portrait of the Idol As a Young Corpse

  35. November 5th, 2011 / 7:59 am Guestagain—

      only if a bear and Helen Keller witness

  36. November 5th, 2011 / 11:18 am Eboni j Dunbar—

      The Elder Sister

  37. November 5th, 2011 / 2:10 pm deadgod—

      touchy feely hairy faerie

  38. November 5th, 2011 / 8:54 pm Guestagain—

      this makes uncomfortable imagery

  39. November 5th, 2011 / 9:24 pm mimi—

      no kidding!  

      lol

  40. November 6th, 2011 / 12:00 am mimi—

      whoa whoa whoa  

      okay  let’s back up a moment here  i take back my “no kidding!” commentit’s actually _your_ comment, Guestagain (“only if a bear and Helen Keller witness”), more than deader’s, that “makes uncomfortable imagery”  

      close your eyes, think about it

  41. November 6th, 2011 / 3:14 pm deadgod—

      Once upon a time, there was a water pump at the edge of the forest.  . . .

  42. November 7th, 2011 / 1:03 pm Merzmensch—

      Merzmensch. An inner migration.

  43. November 7th, 2011 / 3:01 pm Dawn.—

      Sex, Drugs, and Jesus.

      ^^^ My first review at age 16 when I thought I was a poet, while sitting in a hookah bar, delivered by a much older male writer over the phone.

  44. November 7th, 2011 / 3:24 pm Nick—

      We Apologize For The Error.

  45. November 9th, 2011 / 4:09 pm sadnessOptional—

      Police Academy 2: The Novelization: A Life.