Let’s say someone cares enough about you to write your biography. Title it: this is fantasy anyway, so why not have fun?
Lewd, Crude, and Lucrative
A Heartbreaking Life of Staggering Genius
You’ll Only Read This If You’re a Particularly Boring Kind of Masochist: The Unbearably Dull, Miserable, & Repetitive Life Story of a Failed Everything
“It’s My Dad’s Fault”
‘in cat heaven everything is fine’
“this is fantasy anyway, so why not have fun?”
Script font, italicized, underlined, fuchsia, maybe some sparkling stars around the type.
Notes from a Sea Wizard
A Life of deadgod: The Prequel
DJ Berndt: A Life of Banging Supermodels
you said fantasy, right?
All That Failure was Leading Somewhere
Gravity’s Rainbow 2
There Goes That Man: There Goes that Man Again
To Those Who He’s Disappointed, You are Not Alone
Oh Please Don’t Let This Ever End
Isnt this interesting? Yes, yesindeed!
THE MAN WHO LIKED TO RUIN THREADS
what’s the officer, problem?
“State your name.”
Ass, Glitter and Crazy.
I love it when you call me big papa, or “hey you, what’s that sound”
how about fuchsia to purple and in all caps, yo?
I am for that!
Lily, what will yours be called?
“My Face Is Wet and There’s Hair On My Tongue: A Life”
I swear to drunk I’m not God
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Portrait of the Idol As a Young Corpse
only if a bear and Helen Keller witness
The Elder Sister
touchy feely hairy faerie
this makes uncomfortable imagery
whoa whoa whoa
okay let’s back up a moment here i take back my “no kidding!” commentit’s actually _your_ comment, Guestagain (“only if a bear and Helen Keller witness”), more than deader’s, that “makes uncomfortable imagery”
close your eyes, think about it
Once upon a time, there was a water pump at the edge of the forest. . . .
Merzmensch. An inner migration.
Sex, Drugs, and Jesus.
^^^ My first review at age 16 when I thought I was a poet, while sitting in a hookah bar, delivered by a much older male writer over the phone.
We Apologize For The Error.
Police Academy 2: The Novelization: A Life.