January 1st, 2013 / 9:00 pm

Are you a liar? About what? Be honest now.


  1. Brooks Sterritt

      I’d be a LIAR if I said I didn’t love this post. Pants + fire ant clearly equals “pants on fire.” I see you, liar.

  2. A D Jameson

      I lie about the fact that I constantly see giant mutant ants running rampant, because I’m learned that when I rant about that, others are instantly antagonized by my aberrant and unpleasant antics, and think I’m a vagrant abusing stimulants.

  3. Frank Tas, the Raptor

      One time while out on a date I ran over a possum. Girl asked me if I had just run over a possum. I said, “No.”

  4. Jeremy Hopkins

      I used to lie, but now no one speaks to me.

  5. Adam Strauss

      I am a lie by ommission person–cld never right a true quotidien autobiography: much too gross/shameful.

  6. mimi

      you know how there’s such a thing (?) as an ‘armchair traveler’
      i’m kind of an ‘armchair liar’

  7. juniorcakes

      I lie all the time, especially to men.

  8. Frank Tas, the Raptor

      Also this isn’t my real name

  9. A D Jameson


  10. A D Jameson

      They deserve it.

  11. A D Jameson


      I am an armchair blogger.

  12. mimi

      ‘Armchair Liar’ would be a really good name for a Blog

  13. A D Jameson

      All furniture lies. Never trust a bed!

  14. mimi

      i was just lying in bed minutes ago

  15. A D Jameson

      I was just lying under your bed, also minutes ago.

  16. A D Jameson

      “We’ve traced his IP address, and the killer is emailing you from inside your own home! … Or he’s sitting outside in a car, using your wifi.”

  17. mimi

      you could write the book

  18. A D Jameson

      “We did some literary analysis, and the author wrote the novel inside your own home! Lying under your bed!”

  19. mimi

      i just swept under my bed the other day

      found lots of gross stuff

  20. A D Jameson

      That’s why I never clean my bedroom—to deter killers and authors [sic].

  21. mimi

      ‘Attack of the Rabid Dust Bunnies’

  22. A D Jameson

      They team up with the flaming ants.

  23. mimi

      and Thus
      this comment thread comes full circle