July 5th, 2012 / 2:19 pm

What size shoe do you think Walter Benjamin wore?

I have small feet. I usually buy in kids, cheaper and cuter, though a little heavy on the glitter for my taste. It’s a problem.


  1. kjtuyy

      holy shit… holy shit

  2. mimi

      What I really want to know is, what bra size did Gertrude Stein wear?

  3. sam salvador

      i threw myself down at yr feet…and i was a little disappointed

  4. lily hoang

      Don’t judge me, Sam. 

  5. Don

      I think Benjamin wore a 9 or 10.

  6. Don

      Lily, how big do you think his feet were?

  7. lily hoang

      Idk, I was actually asking out of sincerity. I wanted to put it in a book, but the Internet didn’t know, so I asked HTML Giant. 

  8. shaun gannon

      did i come in here and say “I HATE SHOES” yet? because i meant to come in here and say “I HATE SHOES”.

  9. A D Jameson

      See, I love shoes.

      Maybe we’re arch enemies?

  10. A D Jameson

      I found a full-body photo of him, here. From the looks of it, he had no legs.

  11. Stefanie de Velasco