January 4th, 2011 / 1:07 pm

All you sentence-heads, Snooki’s on the sentence tip too: “Any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage. And bacne. They fly into a ‘roid rage, it is a ‘road’ ‘roid rage.” I mean, sound is sound: Knopf by way of the club. I’ve read worse; hell, frequently.


  1. Michael Filippone

      “Johnny Hulk tasted like fresh gorilla.”

  2. reynard

      what’s the frequency, knopf

  3. Jack M

      I hope she doesn’t intend to reproduce….

  4. Matthew Simmons

      But that comma splice!

  5. Gino Spaghettio

      how do you get a job ghost writing one of these travesties?

  6. Tomk

      Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky.”


      * “Gia had never before been in jail. It wasn’t nearly as gritty and disgusting as she’d seen on TV prison shows. The Seaside Heights drunk tank — on a weekday afternoon — was as clean and quiet as a church

  7. Sean

      leather words leather face i say

  8. Paul Cunningham
  9. Jon Cone

      Any sentence can be instantly improved by the ingestion of fake tan splooge.

  10. Mugwump 9999999999

      Anybody else notice how many ‘avante garde’ writers end up with cliche blindness?