13 Comments

1. April 6th, 2012 / 12:06 am rawbbie—

   Poetry and alcohol are the only reasons I’ve ever gotten laid.

2. April 6th, 2012 / 12:33 am Brooks Sterritt—

   i like this more than a click of the “like” would by itself indicate

3. April 6th, 2012 / 2:44 am Bill Hsu—

   It’s not spring. It’s 47 degrees. That’s probably why I’m not getting any fornication.

4. April 6th, 2012 / 1:42 pm Frank Tas, the Raptor—

   Dude, I’ve been sick, and I got a date tonight. It’s all under control!

5. April 6th, 2012 / 3:54 pm Anonymous—

   I work at a public library.  National Poetry Month is the only time I can get people to check out books by poets they’ve never heard of.  It’s exciting.

6. April 6th, 2012 / 5:03 pm Anonymous—

   Nobody that spends their time commenting on here gets laid, including myself. (Unless you count that time in the kitchen where my girlfriend said she made meatloaf and i popped one in my pants) Just kidding, my girlfriend would never make meatloaf. I don’t have a girlfriend. I live alone. I’ve never made meatloaf.

7. April 6th, 2012 / 5:39 pm Poem a Day 6: “Youth” [haiku] « Jacqueline Valencia—

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8. April 7th, 2012 / 10:46 pm reynard—

   responses to this were disturbing at best

9. April 8th, 2012 / 10:55 pm Anonymous—

   PeterBD
   You wrote that ebook
   Thanks

   PeterBD
   You accepted my friend request on facebook
   Thanks

   PeterBD
   You are an enigma
   And like, how fucking cool is that, you know?

   PeterBD
   Your love is my drug
   Thanks

   PeterBD
   I’ll show you a BD
   If you know what I mean

   PeterBD
   I heard DJ Berndt is your cousin
   I heard he’s a lady on the streets but a freak in the sheets
   I heard he’s single can you hook me up?

   PeterBD
   You are a warm spring day
   Thanks

   PeterBD
   If I had a nickel for every time you’ve made me smile, I could melt down the metal and forge a sword to cut off people’s ears with so I could email them to you van Gogh-style
   Thanks

   PeterBD
   You are the man
   Thanks

   PeterBD
   You are PeterBD
   Thanks

10. April 9th, 2012 / 6:11 am Anonymous—

    mcdonalds

11. April 9th, 2012 / 8:30 am Anonymous—

    Which is to say I did actually read this post and but have avoided most of the irritated anti-NaPoMo humor, but yeah, that should probably just be over.

12. April 9th, 2012 / 5:13 pm reynard—

    “BD : Peter is looking for a penpal : free exercise for ESL/EFL learners.”

13. April 9th, 2012 / 11:04 pm reynard—

    honestly tho i would like if you sent me electronic ears in the mail & you are more than welcome for whatever ever but just so you know i don’t have any relatives