April 5th, 2012 / 10:26 pm

Why do you guys even read this garbage that talks about National Poetry Month enough to annoy you into annoying me with all your jokes that would maybe be funny if I read this garbage? There is a whole world of actual people doing things to each other out there. It is spring, fornication is everywhere. Get fucked.


  1. rawbbie

      Poetry and alcohol are the only reasons I’ve ever gotten laid.

  2. Brooks Sterritt

      i like this more than a click of the “like” would by itself indicate

  3. Bill Hsu

      It’s not spring. It’s 47 degrees. That’s probably why I’m not getting any fornication.

  4. Frank Tas, the Raptor

      Dude, I’ve been sick, and I got a date tonight. It’s all under control!

  5. Anonymous

      I work at a public library.  National Poetry Month is the only time I can get people to check out books by poets they’ve never heard of.  It’s exciting.

  6. Anonymous

      Nobody that spends their time commenting on here gets laid, including myself. (Unless you count that time in the kitchen where my girlfriend said she made meatloaf and i popped one in my pants) Just kidding, my girlfriend would never make meatloaf. I don’t have a girlfriend. I live alone. I’ve never made meatloaf.

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  8. reynard

      responses to this were disturbing at best

  9. Anonymous

      You wrote that ebook

      You accepted my friend request on facebook

      You are an enigma
      And like, how fucking cool is that, you know?

      Your love is my drug

      I’ll show you a BD
      If you know what I mean

      I heard DJ Berndt is your cousin
      I heard he’s a lady on the streets but a freak in the sheets
      I heard he’s single can you hook me up?

      You are a warm spring day

      If I had a nickel for every time you’ve made me smile, I could melt down the metal and forge a sword to cut off people’s ears with so I could email them to you van Gogh-style

      You are the man

      You are PeterBD

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  11. Anonymous

      Which is to say I did actually read this post and but have avoided most of the irritated anti-NaPoMo humor, but yeah, that should probably just be over.

  12. reynard

      “BD : Peter is looking for a penpal : free exercise for ESL/EFL learners.”

  13. reynard

      honestly tho i would like if you sent me electronic ears in the mail & you are more than welcome for whatever ever but just so you know i don’t have any relatives