February 6th, 2014 / 10:18 pm
Snippets

Which would you rather do, write or eat potatoes? You must choose one.

29 Comments

  1. shaun gannon

      do i get to pick how the potatoes are prepared?

  2. A D Jameson

      Sure. You may have YA potatoes, K-mart potatoes, meta-potatoes, alt-potatoes, and so on.

  3. elias tezapsidis

      do i get to have a naturally high metabolism or do i still have to care about carbs?

  4. A D Jameson

      Instead perhaps you should contrast the relative fiber content in potatoes vs. books? (Though does writing even entail books any more?)

  5. elias tezapsidis

      guess i ll be eatin books again then. like all da otha modelz

  6. Brooks Sterritt

      mash mash mash mash mash mash it up

  7. jeremy

      Is moving into the woods and spending the rest of my life rolling around in a pit of mud not an option?

  8. Jeremy Hopkins

      Finally, disqus loaded and I can answer the question.

  9. deadgod

      I would rather metabolize a potato linguistically.

  10. ZZZZZIPPP

      POTATOES, OF COURSE

      THERE IS NO WRITING WITHOUT POTATOES

      (AS YOU MUST ALREADY KNOW)

  11. Matt Rowan

      Potatoes are always tempting. Biting into ’em like apples. Really gnawing.

  12. Matt Rowan

      So I guess I would say potatoes.

  13. Quincy Rhoads

      Rilke said that, right?

  14. mimi

      i tried writing potatoes but it was grossly illegible and the paper got all mushy, so i guess i would rather eat potatoes

      but only if i’m allowed them twice-baked, cheddar grated on top, with lots of butter, a little salt, and sour cream on top (potato-erotica?)

  15. Janice Lee
  16. bartleby_taco

      omfg lol

  17. Matthew Simmons

      I would choose making and eating potato gnocchi to writing.

      The other preparations—even the deep fried ones—are not preferable to writing.

      Unless you are forcing me to write poetry.

  18. shaun gannon

      horror potatoes, please!

  19. ZZZZZIPPP

      HEY MIMI HAVE YOU EVER CRANKED AN OVEN UP TO 500 AND COOKED THE POTATO JUST LIKE THAT ON THE RACK

      WAIT FORTY MINUTES AND MAKE MORE THAN YOU THINK YOU WILL EAT

      ZZZZIPP IS A PHOTON AND DOES NOT REQUIRE FOOD BUT HE COULD SPEND A FULL TWENTY-FOUR HOURS MAKING AND EATING POTATOES IN THIS WAY

  20. mimi

      NO ZZZIPPY I HAVE NEVER CRANKED UP AN OVEN LIKE THAT AND COOKED A POTATO LIKE THAT I’VE NEVER CRANKED UP AN OVEN AT ALL I HAVE A PERSONAL CHEF AT MY BECK-AND-CALL HOW ONE SAY ‘TWENTY-FOUR SEVEN’ I’LL TELL HIM ALL ABOUT THIS OVEN CRANKING-UP AND POTATO COOKING-LIKE ADVICE AND HAVE HIM DO THAT FOR ME DON’T WORRY I’M NOT SHOUTING AND JUST KIDDING I DON’T REALLY HAVE A PERSONAL CHEF ZIPPY HAVE YOU EVER INTERACTED WITH A RETINA? MAYBE ONE TIME YOU HELPED A PERSON SEE THEIR BAKED POTATO

  21. A D Jameson

      You can do that or watch movies.

  22. A D Jameson

      Yes.

  23. A D Jameson

      That’s amazing.

  24. ZZZZZIPPP

      MIMI YES OF COURSE ZZZIPP HAS DONE THAT BUT HELPING A PERSON SEE A POTATO ISN’T AS INTERESTING FOR THE PHOTON AS IT IS FOR THE PERSON AND EVEN THEN YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT POTATOES HOWEVER DELICIOUS ARE NOT THE MOST AESTHETICALLY APPEALING OBJECTS

      THEREFORE ZZZIPP PREFERS TO LEAVE THAT TO OTHER PHOTONS AND SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME IN “PHOTON SPACE,” WHERE ALL KINDS OF THINGS EXIST THAT OTHERWISE DO NOT INCLUDING YOUR PERSONAL CHEF

      HE SAYS HELLO

  25. mimi

      dear zzippy, i realize i have been much too anthropocentric in my considerations of vision and potatoes and cetera, thank you for enlightening me
      that said, i do so appreciate the photons that have allowed me to see, potatoes and everything

  26. Dena Rash Guzman

      Fried potatoes please. Not french fries, not breakfast potatoes. Good old fashioned fried potatoes like Texans make.

  27. A D Jameson

      We should have a potato exchange! Lately I’ve been baking cubed potatoes with curry powder and black pepper.

  28. deadgod

      He said both:

      […] there is no potato
      That doesn’t see you. You must write.

  29. Matthew Simmons