OK, interview. (interview is beginning)

(swallows gum)

I am listening to Riff Raff “Rice Out” on repeat, for context.

I am currently broke.

(Irony)

Cool. I am wearing my brothers t-shirt and shorts and am on his computer at my parents’ house.

Nice.

He has soccer shorts but he doesn’t play soccer. He just likes to watch the players I guess.

What topics are on the table. Your ebook. Can we talk about Hawaii?

Wonder if he calls it Football. Not sure how authentic he is… Yes indeed we can [talk about Hawaii].

Sweet.

I have a lot to say about Hawaii.

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