Other Internet Writers, I’m Sorry For Making Your Beard Pee Itself


You've been destroyed.

I just thought I’d remind everyone else how weak their fucking beard is. 

I’d feel sorry for you, but I’m too busy looking like I’ve written nine books on the NYT Bestseller List and gone on permanent tour with Michael Chabon and the HarperCollins All-Stars. So, fuck you.

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October 15th, 2008 / 2:48 pm