Hey, Bradley Sands is declaring war on Betty White to promote his new book of stories My Heart Said No, But the Camera Crew Said Yes!. Maybe the only indie lit sales gimmick I’ve seen involving theoretical senior citizen violence? Check it out.
Dragons With Cancer
Bradley Sands and I wanted to make an electronic anthology that took Bizarro authors and Blogzarro authors and featured two stories from each, one “real” and one “unreal.” We let everything else figure itself out. And now you can read Dragons With Cancer either online or as a PDF. Read and click. Keep up on things. They’re loading all emotions into a rocket and sending it to Mars, so if you have any left you should use them soon. List of authors after the jump.
April 14th, 2009 / 2:34 pm
Bradley Sands’ Reading Notes
Bradley Sands recently found notes he had written about a book on King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. He has retyped these notes into a blog post. I am linking to them here because I thought his notes were funny.
My favorite note:
First quest for round table knights – happens during Arthur’s wedding feast. Deer runs in, followed by hunting dog and hounds. Dog knocks over knight. Knight grabs dog and rides away. Damsel shows up, says it’s her dog and she wants it back. Unfamiliar knight rides up and kidnaps her. Arthur assigns three knights to each find the deer, dog and knight, and damsel. Bring these things together. “This adventure was made for the feast.” I guess Merlin set it up with magic. Gawain and another knight (probably non-round table) fight over deer. I am confused.
Bradley Sands edits Bust Down The Door And Eat All The Chickens. He is in need of a one page story. Visit his blog to submit.
March 18th, 2009 / 12:49 am