Reynard Seifert—

Sara McGrath is the new associate editor of Titular Journal. We killed Krammer Abrahams because we found out he was not a human being. We used his skin to build a physical masthead. It’s at Jimmy’s condo. Just kidding, Krammer is alive and well and has a book coming out (came out? I dunno). Anyway, send Sara and me some shit. Make it up. Have fun with it. Base it on a movie, TV show, or novel and name it after that movie, TV show, or novel. That seems fun, right? It is. Okay cool.