May 14th, 2009 / 6:54 pm
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God damn it: ‘The Road’ trailer

I mean, I knew they were going to fuck it, but… really? This hard in the A?

Sigh. Next they’ll be making ‘Suttree’ into a romantic comedy starring Luke Wilson and featuring Verne Troyer as the watermelon.

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93 Comments

  1. Nathan (Nate) Tyree

      This makes me sad.

      Spoiler alert!

      In the novel we have no idea what happened to the world outside of a couple og flashbacks and the wife is just a memory. This throws that out. I guess I am not without hope, it could be a good movie, but it isn’t McCarthy’s novel.

      They should have gotten the Cohen brothers to direct it.

  2. Nathan (Nate) Tyree

      This makes me sad.

      Spoiler alert!

      In the novel we have no idea what happened to the world outside of a couple og flashbacks and the wife is just a memory. This throws that out. I guess I am not without hope, it could be a good movie, but it isn’t McCarthy’s novel.

      They should have gotten the Cohen brothers to direct it.

  3. Matthew

      Oh jesus.

  4. Matthew

      Oh jesus.

  5. Red

      I wouldn’t write it off so quickly. The studios — correctly or not — have a tendency to think that the masses won’t see a film unless it involves a love interest. And a back story. I may be wrong, but the extensive footage of the wife / lead up to the apocalypse — both of which play such large roles in the trailer — may play as small a role in the film as they do in the book.

      But I’m guessing that, subconsciously, your anger is focused elsewhere, Blake. Namely, that the survivor and his son speak with Northern accents, the filthy cannibal with a Southern.

      Seems about right to me.

      “Why’chall come on a’truck?”

  6. Red

      I wouldn’t write it off so quickly. The studios — correctly or not — have a tendency to think that the masses won’t see a film unless it involves a love interest. And a back story. I may be wrong, but the extensive footage of the wife / lead up to the apocalypse — both of which play such large roles in the trailer — may play as small a role in the film as they do in the book.

      But I’m guessing that, subconsciously, your anger is focused elsewhere, Blake. Namely, that the survivor and his son speak with Northern accents, the filthy cannibal with a Southern.

      Seems about right to me.

      “Why’chall come on a’truck?”

  7. brandi

      i hope the preview is misleading.

      I wrote a lot of other words, but deleted them.

  8. brandi

      i hope the preview is misleading.

      I wrote a lot of other words, but deleted them.

  9. jereme

      i don’t understand? Where’s Dean Moriarty?

  10. jereme

      i don’t understand? Where’s Dean Moriarty?

  11. Nathan (Nate) Tyree

      Nicely played, sir

  12. Nathan (Nate) Tyree

      Nicely played, sir

  13. André

      Apparently it is misleading. I don’t remember where I heard that. Somewhere… reputable.

      Oh god, this is the worst accidental internet rumour ever.

      Seriously, I did read that though.

  14. André

      Apparently it is misleading. I don’t remember where I heard that. Somewhere… reputable.

      Oh god, this is the worst accidental internet rumour ever.

      Seriously, I did read that though.

  15. Nathan (Nate) Tyree

      I hope you are right

  16. Nathan (Nate) Tyree

      I hope you are right

  17. Blake Butler

      regardless, the presence of these concepts is retarded, minor or no

  18. Blake Butler

      regardless, the presence of these concepts is retarded, minor or no

  19. Shya

      The Road Has Eyes

  20. Shya

      The Road Has Eyes

  21. barry

      blake, you should make the suttree romantic comedy mix mesh up

  22. barry

      blake, you should make the suttree romantic comedy mix mesh up

  23. Jonny Ross

      The director’s last film was The Proposition which was well done and had some McCarthian overtones to it (the writer, Nick Cave, obviously significantly influenced by McCarthy and Blood Meridian in particular)…so it has that going for it. Probably will read it this weekend. Been meaning to. Hope The Road adaptation isn’t to No Country what Choke was to Fight Club. Yikes!

  24. Jonny Ross

      The director’s last film was The Proposition which was well done and had some McCarthian overtones to it (the writer, Nick Cave, obviously significantly influenced by McCarthy and Blood Meridian in particular)…so it has that going for it. Probably will read it this weekend. Been meaning to. Hope The Road adaptation isn’t to No Country what Choke was to Fight Club. Yikes!

  25. bryan

      and john goodman as the boat suttree lives on.

  26. bryan

      and john goodman as the boat suttree lives on.

  27. Blake Butler

      ha nice

  28. Blake Butler

      ha nice

  29. christian

      way off topic, but — cave definitely shares aesthetic similarities with mccarthy, but and the ass saw the angel came out only a few years after blood meridian. i don’t think it was really long enough for him to have read, absorbed, imitated, and published. nowhere near as good as mccarthy, but better than most career novelists.

      as for the road (film version), yeah it looks terrible, but i’ll probably see it. makes me even more nervous about the ever-rumored adaptation of blood meridian.

  30. christian

      way off topic, but — cave definitely shares aesthetic similarities with mccarthy, but and the ass saw the angel came out only a few years after blood meridian. i don’t think it was really long enough for him to have read, absorbed, imitated, and published. nowhere near as good as mccarthy, but better than most career novelists.

      as for the road (film version), yeah it looks terrible, but i’ll probably see it. makes me even more nervous about the ever-rumored adaptation of blood meridian.

  31. Sara

      i thought this was “on the road”
      it was confusing at first

  32. Sara

      i thought this was “on the road”
      it was confusing at first

  33. Lincoln

      I’ve never read Cave’s novels, but you don’t think 4 years is long enough for someone to imitate an acclaimed book? Gotta disagree, there are probably tons of people knocking out versions of stuff that came out last year.

  34. Lincoln

      I’ve never read Cave’s novels, but you don’t think 4 years is long enough for someone to imitate an acclaimed book? Gotta disagree, there are probably tons of people knocking out versions of stuff that came out last year.

  35. Blake Butler

      i be on that kryptonite

  36. Blake Butler

      i be on that kryptonite

  37. Blake Butler

      blood meridian adaptation thoughts shrivel my skin, even if it is cronenberg

  38. Blake Butler

      blood meridian adaptation thoughts shrivel my skin, even if it is cronenberg

  39. christian

      i hear you, and i wouldn’t argue about intention or authenticity without some real ammo, but and the ass saw the angel really seemed to be of a piece with cave’s own body of work. and you can trace them both back to faulkner. like i said, mccarthy’s better, but the cave novel (haven’t read any of his other stuff) is worth checking out, and definitely isn’t equivalent to, for ex, the barrage of occult thrillers that came out after da vinci code.

  40. christian

      i hear you, and i wouldn’t argue about intention or authenticity without some real ammo, but and the ass saw the angel really seemed to be of a piece with cave’s own body of work. and you can trace them both back to faulkner. like i said, mccarthy’s better, but the cave novel (haven’t read any of his other stuff) is worth checking out, and definitely isn’t equivalent to, for ex, the barrage of occult thrillers that came out after da vinci code.

  41. sasha

      nick cave wrote a book who cares the firstborn is dead is great. i liked the proposition. i am going to give this a shot. i’ve made lots of bad decisions. i can add this one too that pile if i have to.
      john goodman would be great as the boat

      paul giammati and steve bouscemi could play the catfish.

  42. sasha

      nick cave wrote a book who cares the firstborn is dead is great. i liked the proposition. i am going to give this a shot. i’ve made lots of bad decisions. i can add this one too that pile if i have to.
      john goodman would be great as the boat

      paul giammati and steve bouscemi could play the catfish.

  43. Lincoln

      Cronenberg? It was Ridley Scott, now it is Todd Field.

  44. Lincoln

      Cronenberg? It was Ridley Scott, now it is Todd Field.

  45. KevinS

      The Road is a pretty good book but will probably be a better movie script.I thought the book lacked Cormac’s usual languagey spark.
      I wonder how many times the kid’s gonna say, “Daddy, are we gonna die?” in the movie. Because he says it like 100 fucking times in the book. Maybe that’s why they fleshed out the female character. To add some smart talking.

  46. KevinS

      The Road is a pretty good book but will probably be a better movie script.I thought the book lacked Cormac’s usual languagey spark.
      I wonder how many times the kid’s gonna say, “Daddy, are we gonna die?” in the movie. Because he says it like 100 fucking times in the book. Maybe that’s why they fleshed out the female character. To add some smart talking.

  47. Matt Bell

      My guess is that the backstory is here to explain the movie to people who haven’t read the book–otherwise it’d just be two minutes of two people walking and starving to death, and that’s not going to pack the seats. Same thing with the wife– I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s still a “memory” here, even if Viggo’s seeing her in scene (which is, obviously, kind of lame, but not really much worse than flashback or voice-over). He talks to her in this trailer like she’s not real, like he’s justifying his actions (at least in the second half) during his travels.

      We’ll see. It won’t be as good as the book, I’m sure, but that was never really a possibility, was it?

  48. Matt Bell

      My guess is that the backstory is here to explain the movie to people who haven’t read the book–otherwise it’d just be two minutes of two people walking and starving to death, and that’s not going to pack the seats. Same thing with the wife– I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s still a “memory” here, even if Viggo’s seeing her in scene (which is, obviously, kind of lame, but not really much worse than flashback or voice-over). He talks to her in this trailer like she’s not real, like he’s justifying his actions (at least in the second half) during his travels.

      We’ll see. It won’t be as good as the book, I’m sure, but that was never really a possibility, was it?

  49. Bradley Sands

      Needs more zombies.

  50. Bradley Sands

      Needs more zombies.

  51. christian

      i don’t know how tongue-in-cheek you’re being, but there’s precedent — no country for old men was way better as a book than a movie (since the book was shit).

  52. christian

      i don’t know how tongue-in-cheek you’re being, but there’s precedent — no country for old men was way better as a book than a movie (since the book was shit).

  53. christian

      “nick cave wrote a book who cares”

      people who like good books and/or nick cave?

      “the firstborn is dead is great”

      agreed.

  54. christian

      “nick cave wrote a book who cares”

      people who like good books and/or nick cave?

      “the firstborn is dead is great”

      agreed.

  55. chorles

      it seems like the (almost) overwhelming calm drone of the novel has been lost through adaptation. what a shame, cause in my opinion that’s what made the novel fun and interesting!

      this feels like 1 part Armageddon, 1 part Deliverance, 1 part 28 days later,

  56. chorles

      it seems like the (almost) overwhelming calm drone of the novel has been lost through adaptation. what a shame, cause in my opinion that’s what made the novel fun and interesting!

      this feels like 1 part Armageddon, 1 part Deliverance, 1 part 28 days later, 1 part 28 days.

  57. chorles

      it seems like the (almost) overwhelming calm drone of the novel has been lost through adaptation. what a shame, cause in my opinion that’s what made the novel fun and interesting!

      this feels like 1 part Armageddon, 1 part Deliverance, 1 part 28 days later,

  58. chorles

      it seems like the (almost) overwhelming calm drone of the novel has been lost through adaptation. what a shame, cause in my opinion that’s what made the novel fun and interesting!

      this feels like 1 part Armageddon, 1 part Deliverance, 1 part 28 days later, 1 part 28 days.

  59. chorles

      awesome x1.9 post.

  60. chorles

      awesome x1.9 post.

  61. david erlewine

      they need that basement scene but hopefully won’t be played up any more than in the book. the reference to the stumpy guy still sits in my head.

  62. david erlewine

      they need that basement scene but hopefully won’t be played up any more than in the book. the reference to the stumpy guy still sits in my head.

  63. Drew Toal

      One event? It’s the Nothing, right? Where’s the Rock Eater and the fucking luck dragon?

  64. david erlewine

      ha, i loved the kid asking about them dying. i went back and counted, “Kevin S”, and it was only 97 times. care to issue a retraction? heh

  65. david erlewine

      ha, i loved the kid asking about them dying. i went back and counted, “Kevin S”, and it was only 97 times. care to issue a retraction? heh

  66. Justin Sirois

      Complete sadness. The only way this film would have been successful is if it were nearly silent and in grey(tone).

  67. Justin Sirois

      Complete sadness. The only way this film would have been successful is if it were nearly silent and in grey(tone).

  68. Nathan Tyree

      Couldn’t that be said of everything?

  69. Nathan Tyree

      Couldn’t that be said of everything?

  70. davidpeak

      did anybody see Time of the Wolf? how is this going to compare to Time of the Wolf?

  71. davidpeak

      did anybody see Time of the Wolf? how is this going to compare to Time of the Wolf?

  72. Brian Allen Carr

      they look like big strong hands.

  73. Brian Allen Carr

      they look like big strong hands.

  74. ADRIAN

      Haha “epic adventure”.

  75. ADRIAN

      Haha “epic adventure”.

  76. pr

      They both are hardcore Christians. That to me is a big similiarity in their work.

  77. pr

      But Cave is funnier.

  78. Ken Baumann

      Great question.

  79. Ken Baumann

      Great question.

  80. Ken Baumann

      I think we’re all a bit naive to judge the film by its trailer. I’ve seen plenty of movies that are radically different from, and better than, the bait.

  81. Ken Baumann

      And by ‘we’re all’ I mean Blake. ;)

  82. Ken Baumann

      I think we’re all a bit naive to judge the film by its trailer. I’ve seen plenty of movies that are radically different from, and better than, the bait.

  83. Ken Baumann

      And by ‘we’re all’ I mean Blake. ;)

  84. Nathan (Nate) Tyree

      This is true. That’s the reason I am not totally without hope

  85. Nathan (Nate) Tyree

      This is true. That’s the reason I am not totally without hope

  86. larry

      Big esquire article about said movie and trailer, explains much.

  87. larry

      Big esquire article about said movie and trailer, explains much.

  88. Mike Boyle

      Recently read THE ROAD, was wishing for more zombie action too. Oh and the movie ‘industry’ is so predictable. All they do anymore is remakes & ‘sure things.’
      Cool string of thoughts tho. Per Nick Cave – I’m a huge fan of his earlier music, picked up his AND THE ASS SAW THE ANGEL years ago & couldn’t get through it. Have his KING INK on the shelf somewhere…

  89. Mike Boyle

      Recently read THE ROAD, was wishing for more zombie action too. Oh and the movie ‘industry’ is so predictable. All they do anymore is remakes & ‘sure things.’
      Cool string of thoughts tho. Per Nick Cave – I’m a huge fan of his earlier music, picked up his AND THE ASS SAW THE ANGEL years ago & couldn’t get through it. Have his KING INK on the shelf somewhere…

  90. j

      lame controversy.

  91. j

      lame controversy.

  92. Ryan Call

      this is funny

  93. Ryan Call

      this is funny