July 30th, 2010 / 9:30 pm
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So tired of fucking birds on book covers

95 Comments

  1. Jon "Strange" Norrell-Clarke—
  2. Jon "Strange" Norrell-Clarke—
  3. Jon "Strange" Norrell-Clarke—
  4. Jon "Strange" Norrell-Clarke—
  5. joseph—

      Mark Baumer’s been on this for awhile now.

  6. joseph—

      Mark Baumer’s been on this for awhile now.

  7. mimi—

      you fit right in

  8. mimi—

      you fit right in

  9. marshall—
  10. marshall—
  11. ce.—

      This is like your last post.
      Only different.

  12. ce.—

      This is like your last post.
      Only different.

  13. Tim Ramick—

      Jimmy—I now have some sort of distressing image of you rather wearily fucking assorted birds on assorted book covers.

  14. Tim Ramick—

      Jimmy—I now have some sort of distressing image of you rather wearily fucking assorted birds on assorted book covers.

  15. al bundy—

      sick of birds and sick of SHOES on covers… every other fucking cover is a pair of shoes, usually shown in a pair or worn from the ankles down. this kind of laziness irks the life-long bookseller…

  16. al bundy—

      sick of birds and sick of SHOES on covers… every other fucking cover is a pair of shoes, usually shown in a pair or worn from the ankles down. this kind of laziness irks the life-long bookseller…

  17. mimi—

      Don’t their little claws slide around a lot on the glossy ones?

  18. mimi—

      Don’t their little claws slide around a lot on the glossy ones?

  19. Pontius J. LaBar—

      Bird with a white box over its eyes in a shoe on a book cover for the win.

  20. Pontius J. LaBar—

      Bird with a white box over its eyes in a shoe on a book cover for the win.

  21. Jon "Strange" Norrell-Clarke—
  22. Jon "Strange" Norrell-Clarke—
  23. joseph—

      Mark Baumer’s been on this for awhile now.

  24. mimi—

      you fit right in

  25. Guest—
  26. ce.—

      This is like your last post.
      Only different.

  27. adam j maynard—

      I like birds

  28. adam j maynard—

      I like birds

  29. Tim Ramick—

      Jimmy—I now have some sort of distressing image of you rather wearily fucking assorted birds on assorted book covers.

  30. al bundy—

      sick of birds and sick of SHOES on covers… every other fucking cover is a pair of shoes, usually shown in a pair or worn from the ankles down. this kind of laziness irks the life-long bookseller…

  31. mimi—

      Don’t their little claws slide around a lot on the glossy ones?

  32. Pontius J. LaBar—

      Bird with a white box over its eyes in a shoe on a book cover for the win.

  33. chris r—

      i always liked that wind up bird chronicle cover though…

      maybe i just liked the story… meh

  34. chris r—

      i always liked that wind up bird chronicle cover though…

      maybe i just liked the story… meh

  35. Justin RM—

      When we get jet-packs the first thing I’m doing is projectile-shitting on a bird’s face. The bird will probably sound like George Costanza and say, “WE HAD A DEAL!”

  36. Justin RM—

      When we get jet-packs the first thing I’m doing is projectile-shitting on a bird’s face. The bird will probably sound like George Costanza and say, “WE HAD A DEAL!”

  37. Janey Smith—

      Birdie numb numb. Tweet, tweet.

  38. Janey Smith—

      Birdie numb numb. Tweet, tweet.

  39. adam j maynard—

      I like birds

  40. chris r—

      i always liked that wind up bird chronicle cover though…

      maybe i just liked the story… meh

  41. Justin RM—

      When we get jet-packs the first thing I’m doing is projectile-shitting on a bird’s face. The bird will probably sound like George Costanza and say, “WE HAD A DEAL!”

  42. Janey Smith—

      Birdie numb numb. Tweet, tweet.

  43. Nick Antosca—

      I dunno. There are a lot of books that exist. You could do the same thing with horses, dogs, cars, houses, roads, fields, trees…

  44. Nick Antosca—

      I dunno. There are a lot of books that exist. You could do the same thing with horses, dogs, cars, houses, roads, fields, trees…

  45. King Kong Bundy—

      So tired of those same birds shitting on my bookmarks.

  46. King Kong Bundy—

      So tired of those same birds shitting on my bookmarks.

  47. Jimmy Chen—

      i see your statistical spin, though i think birds are more symbolically manipulative than trees or roads, which are so cliche they’re not even really seen. as for horses and dogs, in my search, i found dramatically way more birds.

  48. Jimmy Chen—

      i see your statistical spin, though i think birds are more symbolically manipulative than trees or roads, which are so cliche they’re not even really seen. as for horses and dogs, in my search, i found dramatically way more birds.

  49. mickey hess—
  50. mickey hess—
  51. Nick Antosca—

      I dunno. There are a lot of books that exist. You could do the same thing with horses, dogs, cars, houses, roads, fields, trees…

  52. King Kong Bundy—

      So tired of those same birds shitting on my bookmarks.

  53. Jimmy Chen—

      i see your statistical spin, though i think birds are more symbolically manipulative than trees or roads, which are so cliche they’re not even really seen. as for horses and dogs, in my search, i found dramatically way more birds.

  54. mickey hess—
  55. d patch—
  56. d patch—
  57. keedee—

      clowngirl is technically a toy on a saturated field of color cover, not a bird on a cover

  58. keedee—

      clowngirl is technically a toy on a saturated field of color cover, not a bird on a cover

  59. d patch—
  60. keedee—

      clowngirl is technically a toy on a saturated field of color cover, not a bird on a cover

  61. Jack Pendarvis—

      me too

  62. Jack Pendarvis—

      me too

  63. Jack Pendarvis—

      me too

  64. Pemulis—

      Nah, not laziness, exactly; more of a money-saving measure. Dan Chaon’s book designer, for example, was limited to photos in the public domain. For some reason, these include a lot of shoe pics, which is why you’ve been seeing them so often.

      That’s how Chaon explained it anyways, when he visited my school.

  65. Pemulis—

      Nah, not laziness, exactly; more of a money-saving measure. Dan Chaon’s book designer, for example, was limited to photos in the public domain. For some reason, these include a lot of shoe pics, which is why you’ve been seeing them so often.

      That’s how Chaon explained it anyways, when he visited my school.

  66. Pemulis—

      Also: holy shit! Jack Pendarvis!

  67. Pemulis—

      Also: holy shit! Jack Pendarvis!

  68. Pemulis—

      Nah, not laziness, exactly; more of a money-saving measure. Dan Chaon’s book designer, for example, was limited to photos in the public domain. For some reason, these include a lot of shoe pics, which is why you’ve been seeing them so often.

      That’s how Chaon explained it anyways, when he visited my school.

  69. Pemulis—

      Also: holy shit! Jack Pendarvis!

  70. Christian—

      Was that DFW book left off this list on purpose or not on purpose?

  71. Christian—

      Was that DFW book left off this list on purpose or not on purpose?

  72. Ryan Call—

      the one with the lobster on it?

  73. Ryan Call—

      the one with the lobster on it?

  74. Kevin—

      and to be fair, it does have bird in the title. unlike most of these.

  75. Kevin—

      and to be fair, it does have bird in the title. unlike most of these.

  76. Christian—

      Was that DFW book left off this list on purpose or not on purpose?

  77. Jimmy Chen—

      i think you’re referring to penquin’s ‘broom of the system,’ which was left out because it was not on the design website from which i culled all the images in this post, and thus, not in my mind

  78. Jimmy Chen—

      i think you’re referring to penquin’s ‘broom of the system,’ which was left out because it was not on the design website from which i culled all the images in this post, and thus, not in my mind

  79. Ryan Call—

      the one with the lobster on it?

  80. Kevin—

      and to be fair, it does have bird in the title. unlike most of these.

  81. Jimmy Chen—

      i think you’re referring to penquin’s ‘broom of the system,’ which was left out because it was not on the design website from which i culled all the images in this post, and thus, not in my mind

  82. Susan—
  83. Susan—
  84. Susan—
  85. The Second Pass—

      […] Chen at HTML Giant has been tracking trends in the book cover industry: covers with birds on them; covers that hide people behind white boxes; and meta-covers that feature books and pages. . . . […]

  86. Ava—

      They forgot Birds of America I love that book. And the title. And everything about it. There’s a bird in every story.

  87. Ava—

      They forgot Birds of America I love that book. And the title. And everything about it. There’s a bird in every story.

  88. Ava—

      They forgot Birds of America I love that book. And the title. And everything about it. There’s a bird in every story.

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  90. brutal hangover—

      the new franzen has a big-ass bird on it

  91. brutal hangover—

      the new franzen has a big-ass bird on it

  92. brutal hangover—

      the new franzen has a big-ass bird on it

  93. Elena—

      Someone linked to this on Twitter. Don’t know why I clicked it, given my morbid fear of birds.

      Gonna have to drink SO much rum tonight to block out the nightmares.

  94. Elena—

      Someone linked to this on Twitter. Don’t know why I clicked it, given my morbid fear of birds.

      Gonna have to drink SO much rum tonight to block out the nightmares.

  95. Elena—

      Someone linked to this on Twitter. Don’t know why I clicked it, given my morbid fear of birds.

      Gonna have to drink SO much rum tonight to block out the nightmares.