December 22nd, 2009 / 11:01 pm
 Web Hype

These People Want to Kill You With Their Voodoo Powers, but Are Worried They’re Accidentally Killing Each Other–with their VOODOO POWERS

They’re like terrorists trying to build suicide bombs, but accidentally blowing their own fingers off. Or at least that’s what this one guy thought. This just went up on Gawker.

A panicked tea-bagger called up C-SPAN in tears today, worried that he accidentally killed Republican Sen. Jim Inhofe by praying for Democratic Sen. Robert Byrd to die. This is one of the saddest things ever to appear on C-SPAN.

There aren’t enough o’s in the word WOWOWOWOWOW to describe the way(s) this makes me feel. Guess we’d better go to the tape, Steve.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0uxURKIFqU&

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7 Comments

  1. December 23rd, 2009 / 12:56 pm Sean—

      Uh, wow.

  2. December 23rd, 2009 / 8:56 am Sean—

      Uh, wow.

  3. December 23rd, 2009 / 5:49 pm David—

      I’m praying for the whole Senate to die. It’s wrong to single anybody out.

  4. December 23rd, 2009 / 1:49 pm David—

      I’m praying for the whole Senate to die. It’s wrong to single anybody out.

  5. December 24th, 2009 / 8:20 pm Blake Butler—

      jesus

  6. December 24th, 2009 / 4:20 pm Blake Butler—

      jesus

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