April 13th, 2011 / 12:41 pm
Web Hype

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16 Comments

  1. Snookieboo

      Oh, I was hoping you’d suggest that David Murkson, or Smirkson, or Markoff, or Meekstone, or Marketsong, or Smurfson, or ReMarkable, or Markdown, or Markup, or MercSon, or Mercosur, or Mortonssteakhouse, or Noskram had written this gem.

      I’d sleep on Wittgenstein’s Matress [sic] at the drop of a proposition.

  2. Mike Young

      write this whole f___ing book, please

  3. deadgod

      are you tired of Liberace, David Markson? of Chele, Pele and Cher’s bebe??

      I call it ‘the human specious’, bub

  4. deadgod

      are you tired of Liberace, David Markson? of Chele, Pele and Cher’s bebe??

      I call it ‘the human specious’, bub

  5. deadgod

      are you tired of Liberace, David Markson? of Chele, Pele and Cher’s bebe??

      I call it ‘the human specious’, bub

  6. stephen

      nice

  7. Sans Context

      It makes me happy that this is a reference that ANYONE gets.

  8. alex crowley

      I wish I had just peed on that mattress instead of in my pants.

  9. Donald

      “Lateness is simply early tomorrow, and that day too will be cruel.”

      damn.

      (also the “unused children” bit.)

  10. Brian McElmurry

      You know you refer to yrself as a turlte some times, and there are Native American creation myths where the world starts on a turtles back. The first island in a world of water. Seems the turtle is you recreating your world… I enjoyed this, but am slightly confused

  11. marshall

      i thought this was the first page of the actual book

      i didn’t realize it wasn’t until i saw the comments

  12. Jack M

      Brilliant and so funny!

  13. Neil Griffin

      More references to obscure dead painters please.

  14. Ryan Ridge

      Genius isn’t a term to be used lightly, but Jimmy Chen is one.

  15. Guestagain

      no doubt

  16. marshall

      jimmy chen like some web 2.0 oscar wilde