August 28th, 2009 / 5:59 pm
Author News

Tao Lin’s ‘Shoplifting From American Apparel’

Really excited about this one, releasing September 15th from Melville House.

shoplifting_taolin

Set mostly in Manhattan—although also featuring Atlantic City, Brooklyn, GMail Chat, and Gainsville, Florida—this autobiographical novella, spanning two years in the life of a young writer with a cultish following, has been described by the author as “A shoplifting book about vague relationships,” “2 parts shoplifting arrest, 5 parts vague relationship issues,” and “An ultimately life-affirming book about how the unidirectional nature of time renders everything beautiful and sad.”

From VIP rooms in “hip” New York City clubs to central booking in Chinatown, from New York University’s Bobst Library to a bus in someone’s backyard in a college-town in Florida, from Bret Easton Ellis to Lorrie Moore, and from Moby to Ghost Mice, it explores class, culture, and the arts in all their American forms through the funny, journalistic, and existentially-minded narrative of someone trying to both “not be a bad person” and “find some kind of happiness or something,” while he is driven by his failures and successes at managing his art, morals, finances, relationships, loneliness, confusion, boredom, future, and depression.

More info here. Preorder here.

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94 Comments

  1. Gene Morgan

      Got my copy in the mail today. Excited to talk about it with Ryan on the site soon.

      The twenty pages I have read are really funny.

  2. Gene Morgan

      Got my copy in the mail today. Excited to talk about it with Ryan on the site soon.

      The twenty pages I have read are really funny.

  3. Rozi Jovanovic

      got my copy today as well. excited.

  4. Rozi Jovanovic

      got my copy today as well. excited.

  5. ryan

      saw a review in publishers weekly a week or so ago

  6. ryan

      saw a review in publishers weekly a week or so ago

  7. colin bassett

      reading it. thought things like ‘this is really bad’ but in a funny way. feel like i have really been liking it and feel sort of impressed, maybe.

  8. colin bassett

      reading it. thought things like ‘this is really bad’ but in a funny way. feel like i have really been liking it and feel sort of impressed, maybe.

  9. sasha fletcher

      probably going to pick it up at melville house soon

  10. sasha fletcher

      probably going to pick it up at melville house soon

  11. Ben Mirov

      Finished this at the bar in the Quizno’s at the Denver airport after eating a Honey Bourbon Chicken sandwich. Then I gave it to a 10 year old and told him to “be strong.”

  12. Ben Mirov

      Finished this at the bar in the Quizno’s at the Denver airport after eating a Honey Bourbon Chicken sandwich. Then I gave it to a 10 year old and told him to “be strong.”

  13. Cuauhtémoc Cortés Corrado

      Ben, I hope you don’t return to Colorado or I will have you prosecuted for child abuse.

  14. Cuauhtémoc Cortés Corrado

      Ben, I hope you don’t return to Colorado or I will have you prosecuted for child abuse.

  15. Super Secret Avengers

      THE U.S. FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS NOT THE SOURCE OF MIND CONTROL.

      Who knew?

  16. Super Secret Avengers

      THE U.S. FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS NOT THE SOURCE OF MIND CONTROL.

      Who knew?

  17. Joseph

      Colin almost sounded as though he was was critiquing the book in Lin’s voice. kinda. Someone should do an entire review like this…

      not me though.

  18. Joseph

      Colin almost sounded as though he was was critiquing the book in Lin’s voice. kinda. Someone should do an entire review like this…

      not me though.

  19. Zip

      TOO MANY QUALIFIERS PRESENT IN STATEMENT

      ZIP’S ANALYSIS: NOTHING OF VALUE WAS EXPRESSED

  20. Zip

      TOO MANY QUALIFIERS PRESENT IN STATEMENT

      ZIP’S ANALYSIS: NOTHING OF VALUE WAS EXPRESSED

  21. 'Reader'

      i think this ‘could be’ good, maybe. not ‘sure.’

  22. 'Reader'

      i think this ‘could be’ good, maybe. not ‘sure.’

  23. oat

      i am ‘reading’ this ‘book’ now

      i feel ‘neutral’ toward it or something

  24. oat

      i am ‘reading’ this ‘book’ now

      i feel ‘neutral’ toward it or something

  25. david

      i read this at the beginning of august. it seemed different than tao’s past fiction. it felt more like a very long blog entry or something. i liked it. it is very funny when he reads it aloud.

  26. david

      i read this at the beginning of august. it seemed different than tao’s past fiction. it felt more like a very long blog entry or something. i liked it. it is very funny when he reads it aloud.

  27. colin bassett

      how does qualifying my statement make it have no value?

      feel like my comment is accurate

  28. colin bassett

      how does qualifying my statement make it have no value?

      feel like my comment is accurate

  29. PHM

      no that’s how that guy writes too, he’s just not as on-the-radar as other copyists

  30. PHM

      no that’s how that guy writes too, he’s just not as on-the-radar as other copyists

  31. Zip

      “feel LIKE I have really been liking it and feel SORT OF impressed, MAYBE”

      YOU LEAVE OPEN THE POSSIBILITY YOUR IMPRESSION IS ONLY A DREAM BECAUSE YOU ARE AFRAID OF EXPRESSING YOUR REAL OPINION.

      NOTHING IS SAID THAT CAN’T BE IMMEDIATELY REVOKED.

      ONE DOESN’T GET THE SENSE OF ANYTHING, EXCEPT THE ABSTRACT AND VAGUE.

      ESSENTIALLY, UNLESS WHAT YOU SAID WAS A JOKE, YOU ARE ZZZPINELESS.

  32. Zip

      “feel LIKE I have really been liking it and feel SORT OF impressed, MAYBE”

      YOU LEAVE OPEN THE POSSIBILITY YOUR IMPRESSION IS ONLY A DREAM BECAUSE YOU ARE AFRAID OF EXPRESSING YOUR REAL OPINION.

      NOTHING IS SAID THAT CAN’T BE IMMEDIATELY REVOKED.

      ONE DOESN’T GET THE SENSE OF ANYTHING, EXCEPT THE ABSTRACT AND VAGUE.

      ESSENTIALLY, UNLESS WHAT YOU SAID WAS A JOKE, YOU ARE ZZZPINELESS.

  33. colin bassett

      it’s not a joke. i don’t know why my ‘real opinion’ can’t be less than absolute. i think if you read my comment you get exactly the sense of my reaction to the book so far. the idea that all opinions must come in the form of overstated absolutes seems bad to me. i don’t think i’m being spineless, just honest.

  34. colin bassett

      it’s not a joke. i don’t know why my ‘real opinion’ can’t be less than absolute. i think if you read my comment you get exactly the sense of my reaction to the book so far. the idea that all opinions must come in the form of overstated absolutes seems bad to me. i don’t think i’m being spineless, just honest.

  35. Eliza

      Sometimes my boner pushes my pants
      (poem one – diagnosis)

      There’s heat death in my hearth.
      Or a dearth of heat in my heart.
      Either way, I still believe it’s possible
      to love my children ironically.

  36. Eliza

      Sometimes my boner pushes my pants
      (poem one – diagnosis)

      There’s heat death in my hearth.
      Or a dearth of heat in my heart.
      Either way, I still believe it’s possible
      to love my children ironically.

  37. Zip

      WELL TELL ME ABOUT THE BOOK AT LEAST

  38. Zip

      WELL TELL ME ABOUT THE BOOK AT LEAST

  39. colin bassett

      there is some information about the book in blake’s post. it is also available to order here. there is a part in the beginning where the character and a girl watch freegans standing on trash bags. later the character and the girl email each other. it is sort of sad. it is literally just ‘sort of’ sad.

  40. colin bassett

      there is some information about the book in blake’s post. it is also available to order here. there is a part in the beginning where the character and a girl watch freegans standing on trash bags. later the character and the girl email each other. it is sort of sad. it is literally just ‘sort of’ sad.

  41. sasha fletcher

      huh.
      seems passively hostile.
      regardless of anyone’s feelings towards colin’s writing and use of qualifiers and putting words in quotes, i feel like someone should point out how awesome bearcreekfeed is, and how much shittier things would be without safe toilet syndrome and east central indiana, which is really great. and also jac jemc’s story. i liked it. and i thought boring meadows was good too.
      i’m not using quotes.
      i genuinely mean that this seems passively hostile
      and while i agree completely with blake about not liking everything, because let’s face it, whatever, we all of us got feelings.
      and really, you’re going to ironically use irony? is that your counter to this habit of using quotes to distance yourselves emotionally? that’s how you’re going to take a stand for sincerity?
      i know it sounds like i’m being a fuck but i’m not. there is no inflection on the internet. i’m just curious about all this backlash. and yes, i realize that a difference of opinion is important, but this seems more like i don’t know. i can’t think of a good enough way to say it. maybe i’ll get back to everyone on this.

  42. sasha fletcher

      huh.
      seems passively hostile.
      regardless of anyone’s feelings towards colin’s writing and use of qualifiers and putting words in quotes, i feel like someone should point out how awesome bearcreekfeed is, and how much shittier things would be without safe toilet syndrome and east central indiana, which is really great. and also jac jemc’s story. i liked it. and i thought boring meadows was good too.
      i’m not using quotes.
      i genuinely mean that this seems passively hostile
      and while i agree completely with blake about not liking everything, because let’s face it, whatever, we all of us got feelings.
      and really, you’re going to ironically use irony? is that your counter to this habit of using quotes to distance yourselves emotionally? that’s how you’re going to take a stand for sincerity?
      i know it sounds like i’m being a fuck but i’m not. there is no inflection on the internet. i’m just curious about all this backlash. and yes, i realize that a difference of opinion is important, but this seems more like i don’t know. i can’t think of a good enough way to say it. maybe i’ll get back to everyone on this.

  43. oat

      you people take yourselves variously seriously

  44. oat

      you people take yourselves variously seriously

  45. matthewsavoca

      i whole-heartedly concretely non-abstractly non-vaguely object to what this comment says

  46. matthewsavoca

      i whole-heartedly concretely non-abstractly non-vaguely object to what this comment says

  47. matthewsavoca

      colin is easily the most wrong choice, in, maybe, the whole world, that anyone could make when choosing a person to criticize

      in my opinion

      also, in regards to not liking something or everything in art, i think absence of positive comment is enough. we are all sensitive valuable people with moms who, at one point or another, whether overtly stated or not, believed in us.

  48. matthewsavoca

      colin is easily the most wrong choice, in, maybe, the whole world, that anyone could make when choosing a person to criticize

      in my opinion

      also, in regards to not liking something or everything in art, i think absence of positive comment is enough. we are all sensitive valuable people with moms who, at one point or another, whether overtly stated or not, believed in us.

  49. Cuauhtémoc Cortés Corrado

      It seems like this is more about marketing and publicity than anything else. The relentless selling of product – we’re just going to be deluged with more on this website, as we were with the Muumuu House books – is wearisome. There are already t-shirts and other ancillary products associated with this book and the author. It feels like a rollout of a marketing campaign for a summer blockbuster movie with a high audience of kids. “Shoplifting” happy meals at vegan restaurants, complete with free action figures (or in this case, inaction figures) are next.

  50. Cuauhtémoc Cortés Corrado

      It seems like this is more about marketing and publicity than anything else. The relentless selling of product – we’re just going to be deluged with more on this website, as we were with the Muumuu House books – is wearisome. There are already t-shirts and other ancillary products associated with this book and the author. It feels like a rollout of a marketing campaign for a summer blockbuster movie with a high audience of kids. “Shoplifting” happy meals at vegan restaurants, complete with free action figures (or in this case, inaction figures) are next.

  51. sasha fletcher

      variously is probably a good way to put it.

  52. sasha fletcher

      variously is probably a good way to put it.

  53. Ryan Call

      good god

  54. Ryan Call

      good god

  55. Zip

      ZIP RECOMMENDS PUTTING THE BLINDERS ON.

      “YEAH! PUT THOSE BLINDERS ON,” SAYS ZIP. “PRETEND THE WORLD ENJOYS YOU, EVEN IF THE ONLY COMMENTS YOU GET ARE FROM YOUR MOM.”

      “YEAH! PUT THOSE BLINDERS ON!”

  56. Zip

      ZIP RECOMMENDS PUTTING THE BLINDERS ON.

      “YEAH! PUT THOSE BLINDERS ON,” SAYS ZIP. “PRETEND THE WORLD ENJOYS YOU, EVEN IF THE ONLY COMMENTS YOU GET ARE FROM YOUR MOM.”

      “YEAH! PUT THOSE BLINDERS ON!”

  57. Zip

      “HEY, DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR BLINDERS ON?”

      “ZIP I CAN’T HEAR YOU”

      “EVERYONE GOT THEIR BLINDERS?”

      “ZIP I’M OVER HERE MAN YOU HAVE TO LOOK RIGHT AT ME FOR THIS TO WORK”

      “TODAY IS GOING TO BE A FABULOUS DAY!!!!!!”

  58. Zip

      “HEY, DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR BLINDERS ON?”

      “ZIP I CAN’T HEAR YOU”

      “EVERYONE GOT THEIR BLINDERS?”

      “ZIP I’M OVER HERE MAN YOU HAVE TO LOOK RIGHT AT ME FOR THIS TO WORK”

      “TODAY IS GOING TO BE A FABULOUS DAY!!!!!!”

  59. matthewsavoca

      hey just for fun, who has read the new ‘about htmlgiant’ page? all the contributors are human beings. where is the representation for all of the other visible matter in the universe? not to mention dark matter which none of us can see but somehow know is there…..

  60. matthewsavoca

      hey just for fun, who has read the new ‘about htmlgiant’ page? all the contributors are human beings. where is the representation for all of the other visible matter in the universe? not to mention dark matter which none of us can see but somehow know is there…..

  61. sasha fletcher

      it is. the weather’s pretty nice. the sun is out. there’s a breeze. i’m not sweating. i had some bacon this morning. today seems like a pretty good day. i don’t know that i’d say fabulous, but it so far things are pretty good. how about you champ?

  62. sasha fletcher

      it is. the weather’s pretty nice. the sun is out. there’s a breeze. i’m not sweating. i had some bacon this morning. today seems like a pretty good day. i don’t know that i’d say fabulous, but it so far things are pretty good. how about you champ?

  63. jereme

      i only check it to see if a featured writer has left/been given the boot since there is not notification.

      just checked it a few days ago and yep pr was gone.

  64. jereme

      i only check it to see if a featured writer has left/been given the boot since there is not notification.

      just checked it a few days ago and yep pr was gone.

  65. cari

      pr is gone?! Shit.

  66. cari

      pr is gone?! Shit.

  67. Zip

      I FEEL FANTASTIC

      TODAY WAS SO NICE

      ZAPPING PHOTONS IS PLEASANT IN THIS WEATHER

  68. Zip

      I FEEL FANTASTIC

      TODAY WAS SO NICE

      ZAPPING PHOTONS IS PLEASANT IN THIS WEATHER

  69. ryan

      :(

  70. ryan

      :(

  71. sasha fletcher

      isn’t it? i had an awesome day.

  72. sasha fletcher

      isn’t it? i had an awesome day.

  73. sasha fletcher

      matthew i’m going to disagree. i think there’s nothing at all helpful about if you don’t have something nice to say don’t say anything at all. but i personally feel it should be if you don’t have something constructive to say then, yknow, i don’t know. get fucked.
      which not to say i’m being constructive with this.
      whatever.

  74. sasha fletcher

      matthew i’m going to disagree. i think there’s nothing at all helpful about if you don’t have something nice to say don’t say anything at all. but i personally feel it should be if you don’t have something constructive to say then, yknow, i don’t know. get fucked.
      which not to say i’m being constructive with this.
      whatever.

  75. A Moron

      When you encounter genius, it is sometimes baffling and perplexing, but it’s almost always fun. Tao Lin is very fun, and is very much a genius. He’s absolutely one of my favorite living poets, and while I haven’t read any of his prose yet, I’m sure it’s just as good. How could it not be?

  76. A Moron

      When you encounter genius, it is sometimes baffling and perplexing, but it’s almost always fun. Tao Lin is very fun, and is very much a genius. He’s absolutely one of my favorite living poets, and while I haven’t read any of his prose yet, I’m sure it’s just as good. How could it not be?

  77. teddy bear

      pr gone? that leaves….. 2 women who don’t post often and a lot of rich white guys who do. (jk lol rofl omg)

  78. teddy bear

      pr gone? that leaves….. 2 women who don’t post often and a lot of rich white guys who do. (jk lol rofl omg)

  79. A Moron

      This new product will sell a lot of units!

  80. A Moron

      This new product will sell a lot of units!

  81. matthewsavoca

      [absence of response]

  82. matthewsavoca

      [absence of response]

  83. Nathan Tyree

      what happened to pr? I dig pr

  84. Nathan Tyree

      what happened to pr? I dig pr

  85. sasha fletcher

      hahah

  86. sasha fletcher

      hahah

  87. bearfish

      tao is probably the funnest living genius i know.

      rock on tao, i’ll buy every fucking book you ever write.

  88. bearfish

      tao is probably the funnest living genius i know.

      rock on tao, i’ll buy every fucking book you ever write.

  89. A Fourth Moron

      I predict every one of Tao Lin’s books will sell more then the previous one’s.

      Because housing prices have gone up alot lately and just will keep going up.

      Obviously.

  90. A Fourth Moron

      I predict every one of Tao Lin’s books will sell more then the previous one’s.

      Because housing prices have gone up alot lately and just will keep going up.

      Obviously.

  91. Cuauhtémoc Cortés Corrado

      The author will no doubt labor mightily to ensure the book’s financial success. Where money is concerned, Tao Lin’s conscience is liable to fits of obstinate silence. I believe this is a family trait.

  92. Cuauhtémoc Cortés Corrado

      The author will no doubt labor mightily to ensure the book’s financial success. Where money is concerned, Tao Lin’s conscience is liable to fits of obstinate silence. I believe this is a family trait.

  93. andy.riverbed

      bringing in la familia is a low-blow.

      i liked the book. i identified with many parts of it.

      i read it quickly. i enjoyed it.

      i was a person who entered with a beer, i think.

      i think i was the one who called tao “the shit” at that reading.

      i also hadn;t slept for the entire weekend. i was also hanging out with my ex who showed up to the fest with bruise marks from her being choke-fucked by her current boyfried of the time. i was also high on dope most of that weekend.

      i think the book would be better if tao didn’t hold back.

      i’d tell people to buy it if they asked me.

      i like the new zachary bush book a lot.

  94. andy.riverbed

      bringing in la familia is a low-blow.

      i liked the book. i identified with many parts of it.

      i read it quickly. i enjoyed it.

      i was a person who entered with a beer, i think.

      i think i was the one who called tao “the shit” at that reading.

      i also hadn;t slept for the entire weekend. i was also hanging out with my ex who showed up to the fest with bruise marks from her being choke-fucked by her current boyfried of the time. i was also high on dope most of that weekend.

      i think the book would be better if tao didn’t hold back.

      i’d tell people to buy it if they asked me.

      i like the new zachary bush book a lot.