Maybe the sommelier will pick this up later but: This just in:

December 18th, 2009 / 2:16 pm Heather Christle—

On behalf of the two spaces between sentences I would like to say I think they are beautiful.And that it must be lonely to be one space.And I know this is wrong.

But truly I feel this.

December 18th, 2009 / 2:23 pmBlake Butler—

beautiful like bowlegs and macrame?maybe.

wait, i disagree.

December 18th, 2009 / 2:32 pmHeather Christle—

Beautiful like wide-set eyes. Or like a detached caboose. Goodbye old sentence! Stay over there!

December 18th, 2009 / 2:49 pmLincoln—

No offense, but I imagine anyone who thinks two spaces looks pleasing is typing that while wearing a glow-in-the-dark airbrush unicorn t-shirt and sitting below a Thomas Kincaid painting print while Nickelback plays in the background.

December 18th, 2009 / 3:14 pmHeather Christle—

Dear HTMLGiant Secret Santa,
I don’t know if you have already bought me my present, but just in case, please see Lincoln’s note for things I already own and do not need.
Love,
Heather