August 24th, 2010 / 3:27 am
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boxers or briefs

[guest posted by Daniel Bailey]

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87 Comments

  1. Blake Butler—

      underwear is for the weak

      i wear chainmail

  2. daniel bailey—

      i always wear a full outfit. underwear, pants, shirt, jacket. socks and shoes optional.

  3. raj—

      i freevulv it

  4. daniel bailey—

      do you were yr undies over you pants?

  5. Vaughan Simons—

      I never go out wearing anything less than a carefully-placed kitten.

  6. Janey Smith—

      I pretty much wear diphthongs. Really low, though.

  7. Blake Butler—

      underwear is for the weak

      i wear chainmail

  8. daniel bailey—

      i always wear a full outfit. underwear, pants, shirt, jacket. socks and shoes optional.

  9. raj—

      i freevulv it

  10. daniel bailey—

      do you were yr undies over you pants?

  11. Vaughan Simons—

      I never go out wearing anything less than a carefully-placed kitten.

  12. Ani—

      i wear horseshoes.

  13. Janey Smith—

      I pretty much wear diphthongs. Really low, though.

  14. sasha fletcher—

      boxerbriefs. shit’s about compromise, bailey.

  15. ce.—

      only when saving the world.

      so.

      always.

  16. ce.—

      yep. this.

      there should be a correlative study on type of underwear & political leanings.

  17. Rich—

      Butt floss.

  18. mark leidner—

      boxers ARE briefs; “or” = irrelevant p(m)atriarchal construK+

  19. mimi—

      Me too, whenever possible.
      And for the fellas, I do like the boxers.

  20. ZZZZIPP—

      MANY HAVE ASKED ZZZZZZIPP THIS QUESTION

      NONE HAVE RECEIVED AN ANSWER THAT OBEYS THEIR CONCEPTION OF PHYSICS

  21. Nick Antosca—

      Why are boxer briefs never an option when this question is asked?

  22. mimi—

      Also, I hate wearing socks.

  23. stephen—

      boxer briefs yall

  24. James Yeh—

      yes, boxer briefs

  25. mimi—

      HYBRID ORBITALS offer COMFORT and SUPPORT

  26. Kristin—

      kitty’s collar is kind of a baby-padded-electrical-socket interpretation of a victorian self-cameo pendant. and the dead eye of besmirching the coke nail pinky with tongue filth is rife with uncomfortable feelings. as such, i imagine this is the best image i will see all day.

      the favored undergarment says much of the person. i prefer roomy terry-cloth panties with a pattern depicting pints of rocky road haagen-dazs being devoured over the course of a season of the vampire diaries, they’re made by Fruit Of The Loom Of Disappointment.

  27. Matt Salesses—

      this is some weird meta-kitty thing

  28. Hank—

      Anarcho-syndicalist. Boxer-briefs.

  29. Matthew Simmons—

      Merkin?

  30. Jimmy Chen—

      i only wear foreskin

  31. Ani Smith—

      i wear horseshoes.

  32. drew kalbach—

      boxerbriefs during the day, boxers at night.

  33. ce.—

      Moderate Libertarian – boxer briefs generally, briefs when exercising

  34. sasha fletcher—

      boxerbriefs. shit’s about compromise, bailey.

  35. ce.—

      only when saving the world.

      so.

      always.

  36. ce.—

      yep. this.

      there should be a correlative study on type of underwear & political leanings.

  37. Rich—

      Butt floss.

  38. mark leidner—

      boxers ARE briefs; “or” = irrelevant p(m)atriarchal construK+

  39. mimi—

      Me too, whenever possible.
      And for the fellas, I do like the boxers.

  40. Owen Kaelin—

      Interestingly, I met a girl, once, who was making a chainmail bra for herself in my silversmithing class. She said that the feel of it was surprisingly sensual. She let me play with it (the bra, that is — focus, people!) and I had to admit: there really was a really sensuous feel to it.

      Oh, and I feel I have to add: she wasn’t wearing the bra at the time that I was playing with it. (Sorry if that disappoints anyone.)

  41. Owen Kaelin—

      Why’re you girls always pushing those damn boxers onto me?!

  42. Owen Kaelin—

      I wear a Mac.

  43. ZZZZIPP—

      MANY HAVE ASKED ZZZZZZIPP THIS QUESTION

      NONE HAVE RECEIVED AN ANSWER THAT OBEYS THEIR CONCEPTION OF PHYSICS

  44. Nick Antosca—

      Why are boxer briefs never an option when this question is asked?

  45. mimi—

      Also, I hate wearing socks.

  46. Bruiser Brody—

      Just vomited a little. Swallowed it.

      Wait for it.

      Tastes like chicken salad.

  47. stephen—

      boxer briefs yall

  48. daniel bailey—

      I WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE

  49. James Yeh—

      yes, boxer briefs

  50. mimi—

      HYBRID ORBITALS offer COMFORT and SUPPORT

  51. kristin—

      kitty’s collar is kind of a baby-padded-electrical-socket interpretation of a victorian self-cameo pendant. and the dead eye of besmirching the coke nail pinky with tongue filth is rife with uncomfortable feelings. as such, i imagine this is the best image i will see all day.

      the favored undergarment says much of the person. i prefer roomy terry-cloth panties with a pattern depicting pints of rocky road haagen-dazs being devoured over the course of a season of the vampire diaries, they’re made by Fruit Of The Loom Of Disappointment.

  52. Matt Salesses—

      this is some weird meta-kitty thing

  53. Hank—

      Anarcho-syndicalist. Boxer-briefs.

  54. Matthew Simmons—

      Merkin?

  55. Jimmy Chen—

      i only wear foreskin

  56. drew kalbach—

      boxerbriefs during the day, boxers at night.

  57. ce.—

      Moderate Libertarian – boxer briefs generally, briefs when exercising

  58. Sean—

      box or commando

      still waiting for REALLY drunk sonnets, D

  59. Jon Cone—

      That cat is insane!

  60. Owen Kaelin—

      By the way: what’s with this “Commando” thing? Why can’t people just say what they mean? If you don’t like underwear then you don’t wear it. If you don’t like sleeping in clothes then you don’t wear clothes to bed. How does this turn into “going Commando”?

  61. Owen Kaelin—

      Interestingly, I met a girl, once, who was making a chainmail bra for herself in my silversmithing class. She said that the feel of it was surprisingly sensual. She let me play with it (the bra, that is — focus, people!) and I had to admit: there really was a really sensuous feel to it.

      Oh, and I feel I have to add: she wasn’t wearing the bra at the time that I was playing with it. (Sorry if that disappoints anyone.)

  62. Owen Kaelin—

      Why’re you girls always pushing those damn boxers onto me?!

  63. Owen Kaelin—

      I wear a Mac.

  64. Bruiser Brody—

      Just vomited a little. Swallowed it.

      Wait for it.

      Tastes like chicken salad.

  65. daniel bailey—

      I WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE

  66. Owen Kaelin—

      More likely it’s the owner who’s insane.

  67. Ryan Call—

      boxers, but today briefs cause im out of boxers and my wife just made fun of me.

  68. Amy McDaniel—

      I’m disappointed that nobody has used the term “snail trail” or “boy shorts” in their answers. Talk about a sausage party!

  69. Owen Kaelin—

      I remember, one day when I was a kid, I tried to invert my penis (i.e.: tuck it inside my flesh). It was strange that I felt like I was almost succeeding, but it just pushed itself back out and proceeded to hang there just as dumbly as always.

      Penises are horrible. Women should all be thankful they don’t have one. Besides being ugly, they’re simply inconvenient as hell.
      They’re also the reason I can’t (and won’t) wear boxers.
      (Perhaps this thread is getting too explicit?)

  70. Lincoln—

      Peeing while standing up is pretty convenient though.

  71. Henry Ronan-Daniell—

      I’m pretty sure there’s a tribe in the Amazon where everyone has to do that.

  72. Sean—

      box or commando

      still waiting for REALLY drunk sonnets, D

  73. Hank—

      1) That was a little painful to read.

      2) I’m a janitor. Part of my job is to clean out the little tin boxes in the women’s restroom where they put their pads and tampons. I am very grateful for the genitals I have, because women seem to release, quite literally, death from between their legs. Also, the occasional miniature person. So I like my penis a lot.

  74. Owen Kaelin—

      By the way: what’s with this “Commando” thing? Why can’t people just say what they mean? If you don’t like underwear then you don’t wear it. If you don’t like sleeping in clothes then you don’t wear clothes to bed. How does this turn into “going Commando”?

  75. Owen Kaelin—

      More likely it’s the owner who’s insane.

  76. Ryan Call—

      boxers, but today briefs cause im out of boxers and my wife just made fun of me.

  77. Amy McDaniel—

      I’m disappointed that nobody has used the term “snail trail” or “boy shorts” in their answers. Talk about a sausage party!

  78. Owen Kaelin—

      I remember, one day when I was a kid, I tried to invert my penis (i.e.: tuck it inside my flesh). It was strange that I felt like I was almost succeeding, but it just pushed itself back out and proceeded to hang there just as dumbly as always.

      Penises are horrible. Women should all be thankful they don’t have one. Besides being ugly, they’re simply inconvenient as hell.
      They’re also the reason I can’t (and won’t) wear boxers.
      (Perhaps this thread is getting too explicit?)

  79. Lincoln—

      Peeing while standing up is pretty convenient though.

  80. Henry Ronan-Daniell—

      I’m pretty sure there’s a tribe in the Amazon where everyone has to do that.

  81. Hank—

      1) That was a little painful to read.

      2) I’m a janitor. Part of my job is to clean out the little tin boxes in the women’s restroom where they put their pads and tampons. I am very grateful for the genitals I have, because women seem to release, quite literally, death from between their legs. Also, the occasional miniature person. So I like my penis a lot.

  82. shaun—

      STOP THE DICHOTOMY
      WEAR BOXER BRIEFS

  83. efferny jomes—

      STOP THE DICHOTOMY
      WEAR BOXER BRIEFS

  84. Owen Kaelin—

      Making people feel pain is what I’m here for.

      …Though I wish it were otherwise… .

      Anyhow: I don’t see how people can feel grateful for genitals. There ought to be some better way to have sex.

      (If this sounds dumb, it’s probably because it probably is, although I wish it weren’t.)

  85. Owen Kaelin—

      Making people feel pain is what I’m here for.

      …Though I wish it were otherwise… .

      Anyhow: I don’t see how people can feel grateful for genitals. There ought to be some better way to have sex.

      (If this sounds dumb, it’s probably because it probably is, although I wish it weren’t.)

  86. daniel bailey—

      does anyone else wear sausage skins as underpants?

  87. daniel bailey—

      does anyone else wear sausage skins as underpants?