by Chris Killen is the winner of HTMLGIANT & Annalemma’s “When Writers Get Off” contest. Congratulations Chris. Some notes from judge Chris Heavener of Annalemma:

First of all, yall should be ashamed of yourselves and your filthy, disgusting, brilliant minds.

Outstanding In the out-of-control category:
– Jesus’ Cum
- 1984 = Nineteen-tranny-whores
- The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

Outstanding in the fucking hilarious category:
– Twats Heating Gilbert’s Grapes
- Leak, Mammory
- Dong of Solomon

Runner up: The Magic Mountin’

Winner: Finnegan’s Wank

Gives a new definition to masturbatory writing. Submit 250 words of this nasty novel and we’ll post on annalemma.net soon.

CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS: Annalemma will be publishing a collaborative effort entitled “Finnegan’s Wank,” a work of fiction containing multiple accepted pieces. Each writer is to submit ~250 words; one submission per writer, and, as succinctly offered by Chris, “No furries.” This is a private venture, independent of HTMLGIANT’s influence, and will be moderated autonomously henceforth. Thanks for playing along.

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