January 25th, 2010 / 2:06 pm
Contests & Submissions
Contest winner/Annalemma call for submissions
by Chris Killen is the winner of HTMLGIANT & Annalemma’s “When Writers Get Off” contest. Congratulations Chris. Some notes from judge Chris Heavener of Annalemma:
First of all, yall should be ashamed of yourselves and your filthy, disgusting, brilliant minds.
Outstanding In the out-of-control category:
– Jesus’ Cum
- 1984 = Nineteen-tranny-whores
- The Diarrhea of Anne FrankOutstanding in the fucking hilarious category:
– Twats Heating Gilbert’s Grapes
- Leak, Mammory
- Dong of SolomonRunner up: The Magic Mountin’
Winner: Finnegan’s Wank
Gives a new definition to masturbatory writing. Submit 250 words of this nasty novel and we’ll post on annalemma.net soon.
CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS: Annalemma will be publishing a collaborative effort entitled “Finnegan’s Wank,” a work of fiction containing multiple accepted pieces. Each writer is to submit ~250 words; one submission per writer, and, as succinctly offered by Chris, “No furries.” This is a private venture, independent of HTMLGIANT’s influence, and will be moderated autonomously henceforth. Thanks for playing along.
Fantastic, though I have to object to the ‘ in the title.
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January 26th, 2010 / 12:49 amKatrina Gray—
As do I, Andrew. The beauty of no apostrophe is that it reads as an observation as well as a command. Or, at least that was what Joyce said. It was one of his best jokes.
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good job chris
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January 25th, 2010 / 3:44 pmChris—
thanks Tao
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Congrats to all Chrises involved.
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Yes. Must delete the possessive apostrophe. Great title.
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Well done Chris!
The apostrophe looks like a little sperm so it’s need in this title – extra points for Killen!
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I think this was a good choice.
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