Judge: Steve Roggenbuck

ToBS R2: declaring ‘__ is dead’ vs. horny middle aged balding poetry professor on campus

140 Comments

1. December 16th, 2011 / 12:53 pm Jimmy Chen—

   i recently watched a lot of roggenbuck’s manic clips and have become a fan of his

2. December 16th, 2011 / 12:54 pm Mr. Ian M. Belcurry—

   Wow! That video is amazing. Ross Perot, Limp Biskit, Blake Butler would make a great guitarist. Totalling boosting. Jesus, so fucking good. You’re really on to something. Liev the dream Steve! Liev the dreame. I’m fuckin PUMPED UP!

3. December 16th, 2011 / 12:54 pm stephen—

   “my teenage wife is amazing” 

4. December 16th, 2011 / 12:54 pm Melissa Broder—

   “get me donald hall on the phone right now i need to talk to that bitch-ass” lol

5. December 16th, 2011 / 1:00 pm stephen—

   “blake butler will join limp bizkit”

6. December 16th, 2011 / 1:08 pm Michael—

   sWaGgER <3 <3 <3 fuck my shriveled penis :)

7. December 16th, 2011 / 1:09 pm steve roggenbuck—

   thakn you love bird ian :)

8. December 16th, 2011 / 1:10 pm steve roggenbuck—

   jimy that makes me happy thank you very much :)

9. December 16th, 2011 / 1:11 pm Caramelangelstar—

   My teenage wife is aamzing

10. December 16th, 2011 / 1:12 pm shaun gannon—

    i’ve killed before and i’ll do it again

11. December 16th, 2011 / 1:13 pm Madison Langston—

    me too

12. December 16th, 2011 / 1:14 pm Beach Sloth—

    Steve went all violent after he sneezed. Nobody said “God Bless You” so the Devil entered him. 

13. December 16th, 2011 / 1:16 pm Lindzegee—

    Mind hairz moved

14. December 16th, 2011 / 1:17 pm steve roggenbuck—

    grow my intelectual flock of seagulls harecut <3 <3

15. December 16th, 2011 / 1:17 pm steve roggenbuck—

    finaly someone with the corect interpretatioen of one of my videos, thank u beach

16. December 16th, 2011 / 1:18 pm steve roggenbuck—

    dry humpme

17. December 16th, 2011 / 1:19 pm steve roggenbuck—

    booost my teenage wife to hollywoof stardom

18. December 16th, 2011 / 1:22 pm steve roggenbuck—

    i almots included this pic of donald hall eagerly holding a baseball bat http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/images/2009/1010/1224256316172_1.jpg
    it was too literary.. i coudlnt withstand..

19. December 16th, 2011 / 1:23 pm steve roggenbuck—

    yayayay madison come intoo my hart yayaya

20. December 16th, 2011 / 1:36 pm walter mackey—

    omg raybans

21. December 16th, 2011 / 1:38 pm Alex Joel Flores—

    #bless_you 

22. December 16th, 2011 / 1:39 pm steve roggenbuck—

    :) walter i mailed ur package btw , i lov u forevr

23. December 16th, 2011 / 1:40 pm steve roggenbuck—

    thnak you alex No matter how Far Away I will Always Lov YOu

24. December 16th, 2011 / 1:40 pm James Sanders—

    Always a pleasure to see a Roggenbuck video. I especially love the rubber hammer reference.

25. December 16th, 2011 / 1:41 pm Boostmobile—

    If u don’t like this video you can just take a bath in the shower ! !

26. December 16th, 2011 / 1:41 pm steve roggenbuck—

    i wil domenate your smalles penis size

27. December 16th, 2011 / 1:42 pm steve roggenbuck—

    ,i want blake to have eye contacts like wes borland while hes rockeing in the band

28. December 16th, 2011 / 1:44 pm steve roggenbuck—

    thnak you james hehe, if you like the mallet refeences, then you might also like my ebook with Stephen Tully dierks, there is a similar idea there: http://www.poemsaboutfriends.biz/2011/09/strip-me-down.html

29. December 16th, 2011 / 1:44 pm steve roggenbuck—

    :)

30. December 16th, 2011 / 2:04 pm Jovial Jellyfish—

    its fvken trvth

31. December 16th, 2011 / 2:05 pm KateHall—

    So confused

32. December 16th, 2011 / 2:12 pm Today (and something else) on Internet-Literature! | Newhandsweepstakes—

    […] where they do a sports-like 16 bracket contest with things like Steve’s bracket blog “declaring ‘___ is dead’ vs. horny middle aged bolding poetry professor on campus…. I would suggest clicking on the link and reading it and reading more of the tournament of BS posts […]

33. December 16th, 2011 / 2:17 pm samuellellel—

    jesus louisus

34. December 16th, 2011 / 2:43 pm drew kalbach—

    this made me lol

35. December 16th, 2011 / 3:05 pm Benba57—

    Donald Hall’s Tumblr is pretty F’ed up Btw.

36. December 16th, 2011 / 3:06 pm Lilyyy Dawn—

    JUST HAD A GIGGLEFIT

37. December 16th, 2011 / 3:07 pm Anonymous—

    This was great, so I went to your other vids and blog for this first time, and shit, nice!

38. December 16th, 2011 / 3:09 pm john campbell—

    the horny middle aged balding poetry professor on campus is dead

39. December 16th, 2011 / 3:19 pm deadgod—

    gahead n step on my lawn ya skeezix “poetry” fuck

40. December 16th, 2011 / 4:08 pm Kevin Grizzard—

    steve, thank you for helpign me unerstand

41. December 16th, 2011 / 4:16 pm Aeron MacHattie—

    feed my hart to yer teenage wife

42. December 16th, 2011 / 4:35 pm Nich—

    666

43. December 16th, 2011 / 4:36 pm steve roggenbuck—

    :) i hope donal hall gets to see my video i think it would boost him to a warm and comfortable euphoria

44. December 16th, 2011 / 4:37 pm steve roggenbuck—

    unlock my gems of knowledge fromm theere holey grail

45. December 16th, 2011 / 4:37 pm steve roggenbuck—

    u need to use your post-rational mind set to obtain the knowledge in this video~!! thanks so much!

46. December 16th, 2011 / 4:38 pm steve roggenbuck—

    i love u and alway will

47. December 16th, 2011 / 4:39 pm steve roggenbuck—

    drew u have a awesome twitter bio,thaks for watching my video :)

48. December 16th, 2011 / 4:40 pm steve roggenbuck—

    he likes more tumbler posts then even jackson nieuwalnd

49. December 16th, 2011 / 4:40 pm steve roggenbuck—

    LILYYY im so happy, see u soon in chicago YAy

50. December 16th, 2011 / 4:41 pm steve roggenbuck—

    ryan that is aweseom as heck :) boost my dead familey to the stratosphere ~ ~ ~ 

51. December 16th, 2011 / 4:43 pm steve roggenbuck—

    i want to… when i am in montreal i will hav my teennage wife with me, Lets plan too do it then <3

52. December 16th, 2011 / 4:43 pm steve roggenbuck—

    666 donald hall m/ m/ 666 666

53. December 16th, 2011 / 4:44 pm steve roggenbuck—

    :) kevin its my plesure This is what i live for.. shareing the turths of life to help others accel just like i have. <3 <3

54. December 16th, 2011 / 4:50 pm Karim Kazemi—

    Steve I really like this one. I also really like how i went on here to check HTMLGiant and your face had ‘totally dominated’ the ‘recent comments’ sidebar. Good work.

55. December 16th, 2011 / 5:04 pm Samantha—

    best one yet 

56. December 16th, 2011 / 5:38 pm steve roggenbuck—

    hehe Total domination awsome :) ya i like commenting back too people so they kno i care. thank you for the nice coment karim

57. December 16th, 2011 / 5:39 pm steve roggenbuck—

    :) thank u

58. December 16th, 2011 / 6:10 pm Thecasketshowroom—

    You’ve made a harp out my heart strings.

59. December 16th, 2011 / 6:41 pm Jackson Nieuwland—

    What the RUSSIAN FUDGE?!11111111

60. December 16th, 2011 / 6:45 pm Jackson Nieuwland—

    Vlogging is dead. Fart up my ass so I can burp your soul into a book of religious recipes til the gas decays the pages and I can snort the dust left behind and lose my mind in the local landfill

61. December 16th, 2011 / 6:49 pm Jackson Nieuwland—

    I am a clone of Blake Butler trained to kill all vloggers. YOU”RE NEXT

62. December 16th, 2011 / 8:21 pm Bill—

    Dick Popping Tutorial +1 Worked As Advertised

63. December 16th, 2011 / 8:29 pm Timothy Willis Sanders—

    last name Roggenbuck, first name Greatest

64. December 16th, 2011 / 8:43 pm Craig Ronald Marchinkoski—

    this boosted my dad’s dick
    onto a stone slab at gobekli tepe

     

65. December 16th, 2011 / 8:56 pm Andy Roggenbuck—

    OMY GADDD

    really wild buddy

66. December 16th, 2011 / 9:36 pm steve roggenbuck—

    haha i love u jackson that made me laugh out loud for som reason

67. December 16th, 2011 / 9:36 pm steve roggenbuck—

    good ass poitn

68. December 16th, 2011 / 9:37 pm steve roggenbuck—

    im fuckin crafting a beautiful instrement ass hole m/ m/

69. December 16th, 2011 / 9:38 pm steve roggenbuck—

    im ready too die!!!11 Come for me!!1

70. December 16th, 2011 / 9:38 pm steve roggenbuck—

    i dotn fuck around in my tutorials Thanks for trying it out

71. December 16th, 2011 / 9:39 pm steve roggenbuck—

    BOOOOOOOOOOST

72. December 16th, 2011 / 9:39 pm steve roggenbuck—

    im gonna kill ur dad u ass hole fuck off

73. December 16th, 2011 / 9:39 pm steve roggenbuck—

    im traineing wild stallions to live their lief too the fullest god dam!!!

74. December 16th, 2011 / 9:52 pm ILIEV4TUNA—

    damn, your mind is hairy as fuck, brah

75. December 16th, 2011 / 9:52 pm Ron Bassilian—

    I 

76. December 16th, 2011 / 9:52 pm Ron Bassilian—

    love

77. December 16th, 2011 / 9:52 pm Ron Bassilian—

    this

78. December 16th, 2011 / 9:52 pm Ron Bassilian—

    guy

79. December 16th, 2011 / 9:52 pm Ron Bassilian—

    and not in a gay way

80. December 16th, 2011 / 9:53 pm PROFESSORDICKSPLASH—

    poop in my dreams and make my olive tree grow, there’s nothing like a slap from the deathman

81. December 16th, 2011 / 9:55 pm No Name—

    Stev Rougenbourke is the interwebz pote of teh millennia. He desrvs the puhlutzer prizzee.

82. December 16th, 2011 / 9:57 pm MYGRANDMA—

    IMMA RIED A STEEMBOWT THRU TIEM 2 LUV U PRE-BIRTH

83. December 16th, 2011 / 9:58 pm Ron Bassilian—

    More in a straight bald middle aged professor with teenage student wife kinda way

84. December 16th, 2011 / 9:59 pm Jackson Nieuwland—

    DEAHT BUY RUSSIAN FUDGE. CHOKE ON YOURE LAUGHTR

    I PUT THE LAUGHTER IN SLAUGHTER

85. December 16th, 2011 / 10:15 pm deadgod—

    wangadang poodle poon tang

86. December 16th, 2011 / 10:22 pm sarah san—

    just want you to yell at me. 

87. December 16th, 2011 / 10:22 pm Craig Ronald Marchinkoski—

    we can live with my mum

88. December 16th, 2011 / 10:23 pm Izzy Waxman—

    WILEDLY WONDERFUL !! I ENJOYED THIS VIDIO ALOT !!

89. December 16th, 2011 / 10:29 pm neswasfunohbtwidied—

    oh my god. RAY BANS?!

90. December 17th, 2011 / 12:36 am tao—

    you go girl

91. December 17th, 2011 / 1:03 am Daquario Stevenson—

    Donald Hall taught me long-dick style and I still use it to this day.

92. December 17th, 2011 / 1:10 am steve roggenbuck—

    good i want too die!!!!11

93. December 17th, 2011 / 1:11 am steve roggenbuck—

    boooost i love her

94. December 17th, 2011 / 1:11 am steve roggenbuck—

    thaks ive been growing it

95. December 17th, 2011 / 1:11 am steve roggenbuck—

    i want too yell at you to

96. December 17th, 2011 / 1:13 am steve roggenbuck—

    thank ou izzy your the bomb of my life

97. December 17th, 2011 / 1:15 am steve roggenbuck—

    :)

98. December 17th, 2011 / 1:32 am steve roggenbuck—

    1. i love that style
    2.youre comment made me hapy ass heck

99. December 17th, 2011 / 1:32 am steve roggenbuck—

    :D

100. December 17th, 2011 / 1:33 am steve roggenbuck—

     im waiteing for youre midle aged love <3

101. December 17th, 2011 / 1:34 am steve roggenbuck—

     craping in my dreams <3 is alway better then real

102. December 17th, 2011 / 1:34 am steve roggenbuck—

     put you’re pooddle into it

103. December 17th, 2011 / 2:00 am Oddities—

     HELO HTMLGIANT
     I AM DONNIE DRAKE

104. December 17th, 2011 / 2:20 am steve roggenbuck—

     haHa :) im gonna chew u

105. December 17th, 2011 / 2:40 am Anonymous—

     gay explosion me and all my friends. 

106. December 17th, 2011 / 3:39 am Jackson Nieuwland—

     I’ll dye you hair pink in the kitchen sink and then we’ll drink Izzy

107. December 17th, 2011 / 4:26 am steve roggenbuck—

     your the perfect gay mom

108. December 17th, 2011 / 4:27 am steve roggenbuck—

     soudns fricked :f

109. December 17th, 2011 / 4:34 am Jackson Nieuwland—

     Lick my face with your f shaped tongue

110. December 17th, 2011 / 4:37 am Brooks Sterritt—

     it would be funny if after 100+ comments someone was inspired to comment here for the first time by saying “hehe boinkies” and it was all “cricket cricket” or a string of people said stuff like “SO not appropriate,” “go away,” “NOT funny,” “smelly,” “ONE-WAY TICKET TO BOREDSVILLE” NICE EXUBERANCE

111. December 17th, 2011 / 4:38 am steve roggenbuck—

     u alway knew how to trun me on

112. December 17th, 2011 / 4:51 am steve roggenbuck—

     ….

113. December 17th, 2011 / 4:52 am steve roggenbuck—

     um… 

114. December 17th, 2011 / 6:59 am Jackson Nieuwland—

     If only I new how to run ewe off. STOP TRAMPLIN MY BEAUTIFUL FLOWER YOU ROWDY KIDS

115. December 17th, 2011 / 11:46 am steve roggenbuck—

     i may nothave flowers on my hed but i do have flowres growing in my mind

116. December 17th, 2011 / 12:26 pm mimi—

     i started out reading this comment thread and thinking ‘this is really funny’ ended up thinking ‘this is really I HAVEZ CHEEZEBURGE LOLCATZ’  

     then again, i really like I HAVEZ CHEEZEBURGE LOLCATZ

117. December 17th, 2011 / 1:17 pm deadgod—

     hangin bangin nipple stipple shwangin

118. December 17th, 2011 / 1:18 pm deadgod—

     Jackson Nieuwland did not “like” this comment.

     –Rene Magritte

119. December 17th, 2011 / 2:18 pm steve roggenbuck—

     hehe thak you :) i have made a lot of images inspired by lolcat if youre interested: http://livemylief.com/tagged/macro

120. December 17th, 2011 / 2:27 pm yea he's a real ass—

     steve roeggenbuck helped me blast my abs and pecks (?) and he can you too

121. December 17th, 2011 / 3:57 pm steve roggenbuck—

     u wroked hard for youre abs, dont let me taking all the credit lol

122. December 17th, 2011 / 5:28 pm Jackson Nieuwland—

     You silly hippy you. F low res pics of flowers. The only thing you need to be minding is your manners

123. December 17th, 2011 / 6:52 pm Davve Shaw—

     boosting me right in the heart

124. December 17th, 2011 / 8:23 pm steve roggenbuck—

     mutilate you’re body with my violent luv <3 <3

125. December 17th, 2011 / 9:06 pm Thecasketshowroom—

     I really like this video. Can I have 12 more. Or like 32 more.

126. December 17th, 2011 / 9:22 pm steve roggenbuck—

     ya i will make lots more and watch my old ones there’s a lot wow i love u so mych: http://livemylief.com/tagged/video

127. December 18th, 2011 / 12:27 am Kyle Walters—

     feeling the urge to go to the home depot and buy rubber mallets for my entire family for xmas

128. December 18th, 2011 / 4:36 am Tree—

     I’m the number 1 grinch out
     I stole htmlgiant

129. December 18th, 2011 / 5:59 am steve roggenbuck—

     boost <3 i love you somuch

130. December 18th, 2011 / 6:00 am steve roggenbuck—

     the make a perfect stocking stufer

131. December 18th, 2011 / 1:56 pm mimi—

     thaks i will check them out roggebeck

132. December 18th, 2011 / 8:43 pm raul castro—

     this is the only thing i have ever even looked at on this website cuz i dismissed it as garbage but now since steve r is on it i amg oing to reblog and retweet and subscribe 2 it

133. December 18th, 2011 / 9:08 pm postitbreakup—

     <3 you steve boost

134. December 18th, 2011 / 10:51 pm kittehboy—

     why won’t you teach my english cclass steve??

135. December 19th, 2011 / 4:40 am steve roggenbuck—

     i wil come and give a guest lecture for u but my true passion is makeing art not talkingg about it <3

136. December 19th, 2011 / 4:59 am steve roggenbuck—

     bostt my dads disillusioned post-marxist worldview too the moon

137. December 19th, 2011 / 4:59 am steve roggenbuck—

     your a true frend <3

138. December 19th, 2011 / 1:19 pm Je Sk—

     i want to make eye contact with you

139. December 21st, 2011 / 8:07 am Anonymous—

     goo.gl/tX8v0

140. December 22nd, 2011 / 1:47 pm steve roggenbuck—

     i woudl love to