January 27th, 2010 / 11:27 am
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The sky is cold/clod in Indiana. I feel low 3-cornered like the sky. I want a funny book. My kidney stones to rattle. I want to blow Pepto Bismol out my nose.

Tell me a funny book. Blue, black, red, anecdotal, satire, wet, dry, corn cob, slapstick, repartee, funny-but-not-ha-ha funny, hyperbolic, galactic, etc.–just give me humor.

Here is one for you: Iceland by Jim Krusoe. It is smart funny, scaffold funny, full of absurd twists. Characters will appear as Main, then dropped into volcanoes and we yawn on. It has funny SCUBA sex (one of the best varieties). It has pacing like 50 pages for an afternoon, whoops 10 years just gassed in a paragraph. One day you repair typewriters. The next you rob gas stations for your drug-addicted lady. Or maybe a parrot. Like that.

You people read loops around my House of Know-How, so please list here funny books:

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72 Comments

  1. eric

      Moira Orfei in Aigues-Mortes by Wayne Koestenbaum. One of my fav books of all time.

  2. eric

      Moira Orfei in Aigues-Mortes by Wayne Koestenbaum. One of my fav books of all time.

  3. mimi

      The funniest thing I have ever read, and I’ve read a lot of funny things, is David Sedaris’ story “Big Boy”.
      Very low brow.
      I am not proud.

  4. mimi

      The funniest thing I have ever read, and I’ve read a lot of funny things, is David Sedaris’ story “Big Boy”.
      Very low brow.
      I am not proud.

  5. joe

      I read “Iceland,” and it was good fun.

      But then “Kangaroo” by Yuz Aleshkovsky, which was more so. At least to me.

      Jean-Philippe Toussaint’s books are, as far as I’ve gotten, “Camera,” “Monsieur” and “The Bathroom.” Mostly in that order.

      Thomas Landolfi’s “Gogol’s Wife.”

  6. joe

      I read “Iceland,” and it was good fun.

      But then “Kangaroo” by Yuz Aleshkovsky, which was more so. At least to me.

      Jean-Philippe Toussaint’s books are, as far as I’ve gotten, “Camera,” “Monsieur” and “The Bathroom.” Mostly in that order.

      Thomas Landolfi’s “Gogol’s Wife.”

  7. John Dermot Woods

      Sean, just read Krusoe’s three novels over the last couple of months. Iceland was a lot of fun. Girl Factory was even more fun.

      Read all the Flann O’Brien books for funny. Those are my favorite funny pages.

  8. John Dermot Woods

      Sean, just read Krusoe’s three novels over the last couple of months. Iceland was a lot of fun. Girl Factory was even more fun.

      Read all the Flann O’Brien books for funny. Those are my favorite funny pages.

  9. Kevin

      Somewhat apropos: I remember reading an interview of Joyce Cary, Paris Review’s Art of Fiction No. 7. He’s talking about what’s “publishable” and what’s read; the interview asks if The Horse’s Mouth was better known then because it is less philosophical than his other work.

      No, Cary deadpans, people like it because it’s funny.

      – – – –

      CARY
      ….My short stories are written with the same kind of economy—and no one would publish them. Some of them, now being published, are twenty years old. Because each note has to count and it must not be superfluous. A son of mine, a composer, wrote some music for the BBC lately. The orchestra was small, and the musicians’ union wouldn’t let him conduct. He heard one of the players ask the conductor what the stuff was like. The conductor, no doubt intending to warn the player, answered, “It’s good, but the trouble is that every note counts.” I suppose the editors who rejected me felt like that. They wanted a little more fluff.

      INTERVIEWER
      You can depend around here on practically everyone’s having read The Horse’s Mouth. Do you think that’s because it’s less philosophical? Or just because it’s a Penguin?

      CARY
      The Horse’s Mouth is a very heavy piece of metaphysical writing. No, they like it because it’s funny. The French have detected the metaphysics and are fussing about the title. I want Le Tuyau incrévable—the unbustable tip. They say this is unworthy of a philosophical work and too like a roman policier. I say tant mieux. But they are unconvinced.

      http://www.theparisreview.org/viewinterview.php/prmMID/5071

  10. Kevin

      Somewhat apropos: I remember reading an interview of Joyce Cary, Paris Review’s Art of Fiction No. 7. He’s talking about what’s “publishable” and what’s read; the interview asks if The Horse’s Mouth was better known then because it is less philosophical than his other work.

      No, Cary deadpans, people like it because it’s funny.

      – – – –

      CARY
      ….My short stories are written with the same kind of economy—and no one would publish them. Some of them, now being published, are twenty years old. Because each note has to count and it must not be superfluous. A son of mine, a composer, wrote some music for the BBC lately. The orchestra was small, and the musicians’ union wouldn’t let him conduct. He heard one of the players ask the conductor what the stuff was like. The conductor, no doubt intending to warn the player, answered, “It’s good, but the trouble is that every note counts.” I suppose the editors who rejected me felt like that. They wanted a little more fluff.

      INTERVIEWER
      You can depend around here on practically everyone’s having read The Horse’s Mouth. Do you think that’s because it’s less philosophical? Or just because it’s a Penguin?

      CARY
      The Horse’s Mouth is a very heavy piece of metaphysical writing. No, they like it because it’s funny. The French have detected the metaphysics and are fussing about the title. I want Le Tuyau incrévable—the unbustable tip. They say this is unworthy of a philosophical work and too like a roman policier. I say tant mieux. But they are unconvinced.

      http://www.theparisreview.org/viewinterview.php/prmMID/5071

  11. Christopher Higgs

      When I think of funny books the one that comes to mind is Confederacy of Dunces.

  12. Christopher Higgs

      When I think of funny books the one that comes to mind is Confederacy of Dunces.

  13. Andrew

      Yes–O’Brien’s AT SWIM-TWO-BIRDS may be the funniest thing I’ve ever read. Gaddis’s J R is also a riot.

  14. Blake Butler

      not to be redundant, but no book has made me laugh out loud more than infinite jest

  15. Andrew

      Yes–O’Brien’s AT SWIM-TWO-BIRDS may be the funniest thing I’ve ever read. Gaddis’s J R is also a riot.

  16. Blake Butler

      not to be redundant, but no book has made me laugh out loud more than infinite jest

  17. Blake Butler

      nice. i just read Koestenbaum’s Andy Warhol. it was my intro to him. where would you recommend from there, other than Moira?

  18. Blake Butler

      nice. i just read Koestenbaum’s Andy Warhol. it was my intro to him. where would you recommend from there, other than Moira?

  19. aaron

      Sam Lipsyte and Chris Bachelder

  20. aaron

      Sam Lipsyte and Chris Bachelder

  21. Jack Boettcher

      Also not to be redundant, since I just mentioned this in another thread, but the funniest book I’ve read in a long while is David Ohle’s The Camp, which is a very short novella that comes packaged in the same volume with another novella, Boons. The description from Calamari: “THE CAMP takes place around a provincial mill that spins sheep’s wool into theatrical and Santa beards. In the mill camp, workers live in brutal poverty under Mr. Ganzfeld, a cruelly whimsical boss who lost his nose in a lightning strike and will commit any depredation to find a “real” replacement, including murder.”

      It also might be true that I have a very weird sense of humor.

  22. Alec Niedenthal

      Ken Sparling’s Dad Says He Saw You at the Mall, but I know you’ve already read that, so…

  23. Jack Boettcher

      Also not to be redundant, since I just mentioned this in another thread, but the funniest book I’ve read in a long while is David Ohle’s The Camp, which is a very short novella that comes packaged in the same volume with another novella, Boons. The description from Calamari: “THE CAMP takes place around a provincial mill that spins sheep’s wool into theatrical and Santa beards. In the mill camp, workers live in brutal poverty under Mr. Ganzfeld, a cruelly whimsical boss who lost his nose in a lightning strike and will commit any depredation to find a “real” replacement, including murder.”

      It also might be true that I have a very weird sense of humor.

  24. Alec Niedenthal

      Ken Sparling’s Dad Says He Saw You at the Mall, but I know you’ve already read that, so…

  25. Jack Boettcher

      I thought The Bathroom was funny in a sort of subtle, muted, chuckling way.

  26. Jack Boettcher

      I thought The Bathroom was funny in a sort of subtle, muted, chuckling way.

  27. reynard

      (all the books)
      by jack pendarvis

      under my roof
      by nick mamatas

      the floating opera
      by john barth

      bowl of cherries
      by millard kaufman
      (who was 90 at the time of publication)

      please let me help & where cyberspace meets space for cream
      by zack sternwalker
      (available ((for cheap)) here: http://www.tranbok.org/catalog.html)

      the supermale
      by alfred jarry
      (still funny after all these years!)

      gargantua & pantagruel
      by francois rabelais
      (still funny after all these centuries!)

      (all the books i’ve read)
      by richard brautigan

  28. reynard

      (all the books)
      by jack pendarvis

      under my roof
      by nick mamatas

      the floating opera
      by john barth

      bowl of cherries
      by millard kaufman
      (who was 90 at the time of publication)

      please let me help & where cyberspace meets space for cream
      by zack sternwalker
      (available ((for cheap)) here: http://www.tranbok.org/catalog.html)

      the supermale
      by alfred jarry
      (still funny after all these years!)

      gargantua & pantagruel
      by francois rabelais
      (still funny after all these centuries!)

      (all the books i’ve read)
      by richard brautigan

  29. reynard

      i think ohle is hilarious too

  30. reynard

      i think ohle is hilarious too

  31. Amber

      Nothing has ever made me laugh as hard out loud as reading Christopher Durang’s plays. I mean, they’re obviously even funnier performed, but still hilarious on paper. If I had to pick a favorite, maybe Betty’s Summer Vacation. Or Baby with the Bathwater.

  32. Amber

      Nothing has ever made me laugh as hard out loud as reading Christopher Durang’s plays. I mean, they’re obviously even funnier performed, but still hilarious on paper. If I had to pick a favorite, maybe Betty’s Summer Vacation. Or Baby with the Bathwater.

  33. joe

      It was definitely subtle. “Camera” was really great through and dug a little deeper. The chorus of “Monsieur” made it for me: “(People, really.)”

  34. joe

      It was definitely subtle. “Camera” was really great through and dug a little deeper. The chorus of “Monsieur” made it for me: “(People, really.)”

  35. Amber

      More recently, Tatyana Tolstaya’s the Slynx. So funny, in that absurdly tragic, fucked up Russian post-apocalyptic way.

  36. Amber

      More recently, Tatyana Tolstaya’s the Slynx. So funny, in that absurdly tragic, fucked up Russian post-apocalyptic way.

  37. Rob

      The Fan Man by William Kotzwinkle comes to mind. Molloy by Beckett was also hilarious at parts.

  38. Rob

      The Fan Man by William Kotzwinkle comes to mind. Molloy by Beckett was also hilarious at parts.

  39. Ryan Call

      yeah, i just finished camera, and thought it was a lot more melancholy or soemthing than the bathroom. the bathroom i laughed out loud, especially when he throws that dart and it sticks in edmondsonns face. camera shifted towards the end and got really sad to me.

  40. Ryan Call

      yeah, i just finished camera, and thought it was a lot more melancholy or soemthing than the bathroom. the bathroom i laughed out loud, especially when he throws that dart and it sticks in edmondsonns face. camera shifted towards the end and got really sad to me.

  41. joe

      the edition i had and you did too most likely has an interesting interview regarding that sadness, which, to be honest, i underestimated at first.

      and, yeah, the dart was really worth the wait.

  42. joe

      the edition i had and you did too most likely has an interesting interview regarding that sadness, which, to be honest, i underestimated at first.

      and, yeah, the dart was really worth the wait.

  43. Ken Baumann

      yes

  44. Ken Baumann

      yes!

  45. Ken Baumann

      yes

  46. Ken Baumann

      yes!

  47. Ken Baumann

      Gascoyne
      by Stanley Crawford.

      Pain in the belly.

  48. Ken Baumann

      Gascoyne
      by Stanley Crawford.

      Pain in the belly.

  49. eric

      Honestly, I haven’t read anything else of his yet. Though I do have Hotel Theory, which I’m excited to check out. I guess each page is divided in half between a fictional piece and a non-fiction one. Somehow they correspond.

  50. eric

      Honestly, I haven’t read anything else of his yet. Though I do have Hotel Theory, which I’m excited to check out. I guess each page is divided in half between a fictional piece and a non-fiction one. Somehow they correspond.

  51. Matthew Simmons

      Jujitsu for Christ by Jack Butcher.

  52. Matthew Simmons

      Jujitsu for Christ by Jack Butcher.

  53. eric

      Rosalyn Drexler’s pretty great/hilarious.
      Her novels Starburn: The Story of Jenni Love and The Cosmpolitan Girl (from the jacket copy: “An outrageously funny novel daring to answer the question: Can the love affair between a young woman living the new lifestyle and a talking dog, survive in the world of an incomplete sexual revolution?”). She also wrote a book called To Smithereens, which I haven’t read, but is supposedly about her life as a woman wrestler.

  54. jereme

      are you asking for books illustrating form or actual humorous books?

      humor is really hard to achieve when contrived i think. usually i get annoyed with it.

      i put the book down.

      europeana is the only recent book i found humorous and fun and laughed and smiled a shit-boat while consuming.

      woody allen’s early published writing is pretty funny.

      jimmy chen is pretty funny.

      carlin interviews are really, really good.

  55. eric

      Rosalyn Drexler’s pretty great/hilarious.
      Her novels Starburn: The Story of Jenni Love and The Cosmpolitan Girl (from the jacket copy: “An outrageously funny novel daring to answer the question: Can the love affair between a young woman living the new lifestyle and a talking dog, survive in the world of an incomplete sexual revolution?”). She also wrote a book called To Smithereens, which I haven’t read, but is supposedly about her life as a woman wrestler.

  56. jereme

      are you asking for books illustrating form or actual humorous books?

      humor is really hard to achieve when contrived i think. usually i get annoyed with it.

      i put the book down.

      europeana is the only recent book i found humorous and fun and laughed and smiled a shit-boat while consuming.

      woody allen’s early published writing is pretty funny.

      jimmy chen is pretty funny.

      carlin interviews are really, really good.

  57. Merzmensch

      Yeah, Landolfi is very nice reading! I love his “Dialogo dei massimi sistemi”

  58. Merzmensch

      Yeah, Landolfi is very nice reading! I love his “Dialogo dei massimi sistemi”

  59. Merzmensch

      I’d recommend Daniil Kharms. It has everything you need:
      it’s blue, it’s black, it’s red, it’s anecdotal, it’s satire, it’s wet, it’s dry, it’s corn cob, it’s slapstick, it’s repartee, it’s funny-but-not-ha-ha funny, it’s hyperbolic, it’s galactic.
      it’s just humor.

  60. Merzmensch

      I’d recommend Daniil Kharms. It has everything you need:
      it’s blue, it’s black, it’s red, it’s anecdotal, it’s satire, it’s wet, it’s dry, it’s corn cob, it’s slapstick, it’s repartee, it’s funny-but-not-ha-ha funny, it’s hyperbolic, it’s galactic.
      it’s just humor.

  61. aaron grimes

      Ditto on Bachelder and Lipsyte. Also Brock Clarke’s stories, Michael Griffith’s Bibliophilia–and Joe Keenan, too.

  62. Sean

      Wow. My debit card just took a thump. Read a lot of these, but never heard of many. Big ol’ pile of paper coming.

  63. aaron grimes

      Ditto on Bachelder and Lipsyte. Also Brock Clarke’s stories, Michael Griffith’s Bibliophilia–and Joe Keenan, too.

  64. Sean

      Wow. My debit card just took a thump. Read a lot of these, but never heard of many. Big ol’ pile of paper coming.

  65. Lily Hoang

      i second ourednik’s europeana.

  66. Lily Hoang

      i second ourednik’s europeana.

  67. Richard

      anything by david sedaris, all of his books are worth it

  68. Richard

      anything by david sedaris, all of his books are worth it

  69. sampson starkweather

      Matt Cook, The Small of My Backyard. Ridiculous midwest deadpan. Although this poem is from Eavesdrop Soup:

      Visualize the Governor

      It’s absurd the way your mind’s eye can visualize the governor.
      You go through your days,
      You’re barely even conscious of the governor at all,
      But then suddenly the subject turns to the governor,
      And then there’s a need to visualize the governor,
      And then there he is, there’s the governor, in your mind’s eye—
      He’s like a composite of old newspaper photographs,
      Photographs of the governor you carry around in your imagination—
      His upper body mostly, the upper body of the governor,
      His face and his dark suit and his dark tie.
      It’s just weird to me that you can visualize
      The governor on command like that.
      Even when he’s no longer the governor,
      When he’s only the former governor,
      When he’s nothing more than a prominent retired man,
      You still have the ability to visualize the governor.

  70. sampson starkweather

      Matt Cook, The Small of My Backyard. Ridiculous midwest deadpan. Although this poem is from Eavesdrop Soup:

      Visualize the Governor

      It’s absurd the way your mind’s eye can visualize the governor.
      You go through your days,
      You’re barely even conscious of the governor at all,
      But then suddenly the subject turns to the governor,
      And then there’s a need to visualize the governor,
      And then there he is, there’s the governor, in your mind’s eye—
      He’s like a composite of old newspaper photographs,
      Photographs of the governor you carry around in your imagination—
      His upper body mostly, the upper body of the governor,
      His face and his dark suit and his dark tie.
      It’s just weird to me that you can visualize
      The governor on command like that.
      Even when he’s no longer the governor,
      When he’s only the former governor,
      When he’s nothing more than a prominent retired man,
      You still have the ability to visualize the governor.

  71. mykle

      I would tell you how funny my books are, but you shouldn’t trust strangers on the Internet.

      But you will indeed find a lot of people calling a book funny if you read the Amazon reviews of RAMPAGING FUCKERS OF EVERYTHING ON THE CRAZY SHITTING PLANET OF THE VOMIT ATMOSPHERE.

  72. mykle

      I would tell you how funny my books are, but you shouldn’t trust strangers on the Internet.

      But you will indeed find a lot of people calling a book funny if you read the Amazon reviews of RAMPAGING FUCKERS OF EVERYTHING ON THE CRAZY SHITTING PLANET OF THE VOMIT ATMOSPHERE.