October 7th, 2009 / 9:34 pm
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Sam Pink
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Help Ben Brooks Buy a New Computer
ben brooks needs a new computer to keep typing. please donate some money to him. he wrote FENCES. that is enough to warrant giving him money. he also has two more books slated for publication. if you don’t donate money he may never have the resources to realize his novel about vampires that are good looking teens and have sex with each other.
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i will donate money as soon as i get a bank account again (it’s this long conspiracy story involving the banking system). ben did some sweetass paint drawrings for my ebook. he’s a sweetass.
i will donate money as soon as i get a bank account again (it’s this long conspiracy story involving the banking system). ben did some sweetass paint drawrings for my ebook. he’s a sweetass.
Get a job, hippie!
Get a job, hippie!
i have a notebook and a pen i’d be willing to donate…
i have a notebook and a pen i’d be willing to donate…
fuck that shit. i just paid a $1000 vet bill for my cat who had fatty liver disease and kidney problems. send me money. or buy me a goddamn cheeseburger. fuck.
fuck that shit. i just paid a $1000 vet bill for my cat who had fatty liver disease and kidney problems. send me money. or buy me a goddamn cheeseburger. fuck.
glad to see someone else repping no bank account. There’s too much Paypal’ing that goes on in the small press.
I had to send Scanlon 10 bucks cash in an envelope.
I was going to bitch here about how we should all receive donations and how the majority of people can’t buy their own computer let alone somebody else’s. Then I saw that this isn’t really “donation” it’s “selling books” which is commendable. I’d help out
if I had a bank account.
glad to see someone else repping no bank account. There’s too much Paypal’ing that goes on in the small press.
I had to send Scanlon 10 bucks cash in an envelope.
I was going to bitch here about how we should all receive donations and how the majority of people can’t buy their own computer let alone somebody else’s. Then I saw that this isn’t really “donation” it’s “selling books” which is commendable. I’d help out
if I had a bank account.
thanks, yea its selling books not just donations. i couldnt take free money anyway. cats should be saved etc etc
I also cant get a job. Im in school.
uh sorry.
thanks, yea its selling books not just donations. i couldnt take free money anyway. cats should be saved etc etc
I also cant get a job. Im in school.
uh sorry.
okay so its not donations but its still beggin BUY MY CRAPPY LITTLE BOOKS so you can get a laptop. so youre in school ben – big fuckin deal. get a part-time job. get credit. its easy. what makes you so fuckin special that everyone should run around supporting you. there are masses of writers out there who could use a laptop, who could use a roof over their heads, who could use food. just work for it and stop babyface cryin about it.
and yeah – paper. notebook. score.
okay so its not donations but its still beggin BUY MY CRAPPY LITTLE BOOKS so you can get a laptop. so youre in school ben – big fuckin deal. get a part-time job. get credit. its easy. what makes you so fuckin special that everyone should run around supporting you. there are masses of writers out there who could use a laptop, who could use a roof over their heads, who could use food. just work for it and stop babyface cryin about it.
and yeah – paper. notebook. score.
“he may never have the resources to realize his novel about vampires that are good looking teens and have sex with each other.”
this is ben brooks’ autobiography?
(ps. i love ben brooks, if you don’t want to support him then don’t, but if you do then you should. if he starts selling his cum, gallo-style, then i’m in)
“he may never have the resources to realize his novel about vampires that are good looking teens and have sex with each other.”
this is ben brooks’ autobiography?
(ps. i love ben brooks, if you don’t want to support him then don’t, but if you do then you should. if he starts selling his cum, gallo-style, then i’m in)
That’s quite a achievement for a young guy like you to get published, what age are you buddy?
But, yeah Ben man you can’t just get free money when you break a computer or whatever. I mean there are starving kids in Africa who probably need money a little more than you.
But well done on getting a book published mate, anyway.
That’s quite a achievement for a young guy like you to get published, what age are you buddy?
But, yeah Ben man you can’t just get free money when you break a computer or whatever. I mean there are starving kids in Africa who probably need money a little more than you.
But well done on getting a book published mate, anyway.
Theres plenty of begging for people to buy peoples books that goes on all over.
Theres plenty of begging for people to buy peoples books that goes on all over.
Like Mike, my advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir.
Sorry to hear about your laptop, dude. You can buy a new Dell Inspiron for under $500. Check their home page. You can probably go onto Ebay and buy a used one for a couple hundred bucks.
Brandi, sorry to hear about your cat. I’d love to buy you a cheeseburger sometime.
Like Mike, my advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir.
Sorry to hear about your laptop, dude. You can buy a new Dell Inspiron for under $500. Check their home page. You can probably go onto Ebay and buy a used one for a couple hundred bucks.
Brandi, sorry to hear about your cat. I’d love to buy you a cheeseburger sometime.
And I like quoting Lebowski, so thanks for letting me
No you’re right it is different if you want people to buy your book, I just thought that ben wanted money and nothing else.
And I like quoting Lebowski, so thanks for letting me
No you’re right it is different if you want people to buy your book, I just thought that ben wanted money and nothing else.
this is part of the reason I’m not terribly excited about putting together a chapbook, etc
this is part of the reason I’m not terribly excited about putting together a chapbook, etc
A good college campus will offer the use of computers. Besides new computers, netbooks especially are cheap, nevrmind what you might find on craigslist or amazon. You could pool the funds in a month or two of part time work.
A good college campus will offer the use of computers. Besides new computers, netbooks especially are cheap, nevrmind what you might find on craigslist or amazon. You could pool the funds in a month or two of part time work.
And, I would like my undies back.
And, I would like my undies back.
i haven’t had a bank account in years. i deal solely in cash.
i haven’t had a bank account in years. i deal solely in cash.
i like books.
i like books.
i got one bottle of Xanax – Street price about $90 (depending on locale)
I’ll give the bottle to you, free, and you can hustle it from $90 – $1000 in about a month easy.
that’s the best i’ll do to help.
send me your address if you want it.
here is a song for inspiration
get that guap
good luck.
i got one bottle of Xanax – Street price about $90 (depending on locale)
I’ll give the bottle to you, free, and you can hustle it from $90 – $1000 in about a month easy.
that’s the best i’ll do to help.
send me your address if you want it.
here is a song for inspiration
get that guap
good luck.
I’ll buy Xanax from you, Ben.
Or Jereme for that matter.
I’ll buy Xanax from you, Ben.
Or Jereme for that matter.
any woman who quotes lebowski is entitled to dinero
any woman who quotes lebowski is entitled to dinero
i meant that here, mimi
obviously i am not a golfer
i meant that here, mimi
obviously i am not a golfer
be wary of Viking-helmeted dealers
be wary of Viking-helmeted dealers
there’s always a buyer somewhere. you just gotta get hot with the hustle.
there’s always a buyer somewhere. you just gotta get hot with the hustle.
if you email brooksben@hotmail.co.uk i will send you a free copy
if you email brooksben@hotmail.co.uk i will send you a free copy
sweet. if you email brooksben@hotmail.co.uk i will send you a free one
meditation
sponger
chris east!
sweet. if you email brooksben@hotmail.co.uk i will send you a free one
meditation
sponger
chris east!
thats cool. it wasnt free money. it was money for my first book/my first three, if you email me at brooksben@hotmail.co.uk i will send you a free copy
thats cool. it wasnt free money. it was money for my first book/my first three, if you email me at brooksben@hotmail.co.uk i will send you a free copy
jereme this is sweet. if you email me at brooksben@hotmail.co.uk we can work out the xanax to fences conversion shits. thanks. xanax is little done here. jereme.
jereme this is sweet. if you email me at brooksben@hotmail.co.uk we can work out the xanax to fences conversion shits. thanks. xanax is little done here. jereme.
based on this response, i will paypal you some dinero tonight or tomorrow. i also hear fences is amazing.
based on this response, i will paypal you some dinero tonight or tomorrow. i also hear fences is amazing.
a.) i’m doing you a favor. you figure out my email.
b.) i’m not paying for some $30 shipping to the UK. so hopefully it’s not a crazy price.
i am serious. email me.
a.) i’m doing you a favor. you figure out my email.
b.) i’m not paying for some $30 shipping to the UK. so hopefully it’s not a crazy price.
i am serious. email me.
i get up every morning to go to the library to type shit i’ve written up and to do other stuff. i have no computer. give me money.
i’d be down for opiates. xanax do me no good.
i get up every morning to go to the library to type shit i’ve written up and to do other stuff. i have no computer. give me money.
i’d be down for opiates. xanax do me no good.
we are gonna be running your interview with ja on the jmww blog. looking fwd to it. 1000 pardons for the lebowski joke. i nearly got fired for it. thanks for complaining, ben.
i kid i kid
we are gonna be running your interview with ja on the jmww blog. looking fwd to it. 1000 pardons for the lebowski joke. i nearly got fired for it. thanks for complaining, ben.
i kid i kid
“I also cant get a job. Im in school.”
what?
I’m sorry but that comment alone, if I had money, would fasten my wallet.
“I also cant get a job. Im in school.”
what?
I’m sorry but that comment alone, if I had money, would fasten my wallet.
forreal yo
forreal yo
okay
okay