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I’m so mad at parades.
Fuck’s with a parade, huh? I mean, like, serious?
Fuck’s with it?
Like this guy? What’s with the tall?
Thinks he’s tall and crazy and all that. And the head of the parade and shit. Yeah, well. He has tiny shoes and I could kick him in his tiny shoes. Serious.
And this guy has tall AND antlers and I’m supposed to bow down and some shit. Well, I won’t bow down and shit and anything.
Oh, your face is the sun and plants are always growing because of it. Whoopty ding, right? Wrong, sunface. Wrong.
Sure, just because your veil is awesome, I’m supposed to want to stick my tongue in your navel, right? Well, maybe I do, awesome veil. But know what? I won’t. I won’t for the next hour or two. Okay?
You know what, hoop girl?
Nothing. Nothing is what.
I’m serious. Stop looking in kind of my direction. It doesn’t work. It doesn’t work on me.
Hoop girl.
Fuck. Zebra guy? I mean. I mean, fuck. Yeah. Respect to you, Zebra guy. You brought it. You totally brought it. Hard. Zebra guy, I am not mad at parades. Yeah. You did it. You shook the tree and totally got the coconut to fall. You win. I surrender.
I surrender, Zebra guy.
Omg. I might love u.
Omg. I might love u.
Zebra man is awesome. His facial expression is crazy.
Zebra man is awesome. His facial expression is crazy.
ha. amazing
ha. amazing
haha
this was brought to you by the section of matthew simmons’s imagination that also brought you CAVES
haha
this was brought to you by the section of matthew simmons’s imagination that also brought you CAVES
ha, you rule matthew
ha, you rule matthew
Why does the way that Zebra guy is running make him seem more zebra-y?
Why does the way that Zebra guy is running make him seem more zebra-y?
You took these pictures in 1982.
You took these pictures in 1982.
Are those from Procession of the Species in Olympia, WA?
Are those from Procession of the Species in Olympia, WA?
I luld.
I luld.
Scottish parades have people dressed in orange hitting drums and throwing sticks and people dressed in blue drinking on the side.
Scottish parades have people dressed in orange hitting drums and throwing sticks and people dressed in blue drinking on the side.
hilarious. i love this analysis
hilarious. i love this analysis
Then why did you go to the solstice parade and take a bunch of pictures, douche bag? Get out of Seattle; you’re not cool enough for it. And your grammar sucks.
Then why did you go to the solstice parade and take a bunch of pictures, douche bag? Get out of Seattle; you’re not cool enough for it. And your grammar sucks.