June 21st, 2009 / 4:30 am
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I’m so mad at parades.

grandmaster

Fuck’s with a parade, huh? I mean, like, serious?

Fuck’s with it?

Like this guy? What’s with the tall?
grandmaster2

Thinks he’s tall and crazy and all that. And the head of the parade and shit. Yeah, well. He has tiny shoes and I could kick him in his tiny shoes. Serious.
antler

And this guy has tall AND antlers and I’m supposed to bow down and some shit. Well, I won’t bow down and shit and anything.
sunface

Oh, your face is the sun and plants are always growing because of it. Whoopty ding, right? Wrong, sunface. Wrong.
veil1

Sure, just because your veil is awesome, I’m supposed to want to stick my tongue in your navel, right? Well, maybe I do, awesome veil. But know what? I won’t. I won’t for the next hour or two. Okay?
hoop

You know what, hoop girl?

Nothing. Nothing is what.

I’m serious. Stop looking in kind of my direction. It doesn’t work. It doesn’t work on me.

Hoop girl.
zebraguy

Fuck. Zebra guy? I mean. I mean, fuck. Yeah. Respect to you, Zebra guy. You brought it. You totally brought it. Hard. Zebra guy, I am not mad at parades. Yeah. You did it. You shook the tree and totally got the coconut to fall. You win. I surrender.

I surrender, Zebra guy.

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24 Comments

  1. Xtx

      Omg. I might love u.

  2. Xtx

      Omg. I might love u.

  3. Sarah

      Zebra man is awesome. His facial expression is crazy.

  4. Sarah

      Zebra man is awesome. His facial expression is crazy.

  5. sarah

      ha. amazing

  6. sarah

      ha. amazing

  7. Blake Butler

      haha

      this was brought to you by the section of matthew simmons’s imagination that also brought you CAVES

  8. Blake Butler

      haha

      this was brought to you by the section of matthew simmons’s imagination that also brought you CAVES

  9. anna-lynne

      ha, you rule matthew

  10. anna-lynne

      ha, you rule matthew

  11. Michael

      Why does the way that Zebra guy is running make him seem more zebra-y?

  12. Michael

      Why does the way that Zebra guy is running make him seem more zebra-y?

  13. KevinS

      You took these pictures in 1982.

  14. KevinS

      You took these pictures in 1982.

  15. jwvpk

      Are those from Procession of the Species in Olympia, WA?

  16. jwvpk

      Are those from Procession of the Species in Olympia, WA?

  17. Ken Baumann

      I luld.

  18. Ken Baumann

      I luld.

  19. Kevin O'Neill

      Scottish parades have people dressed in orange hitting drums and throwing sticks and people dressed in blue drinking on the side.

  20. Kevin O'Neill

      Scottish parades have people dressed in orange hitting drums and throwing sticks and people dressed in blue drinking on the side.

  21. nathan

      hilarious. i love this analysis

  22. nathan

      hilarious. i love this analysis

  23. cassie

      Then why did you go to the solstice parade and take a bunch of pictures, douche bag? Get out of Seattle; you’re not cool enough for it. And your grammar sucks.

  24. cassie

      Then why did you go to the solstice parade and take a bunch of pictures, douche bag? Get out of Seattle; you’re not cool enough for it. And your grammar sucks.