December 19th, 2011 / 6:19 pm

“Pastoralia” as Necropastoral

The bloody dog is dead…he is dead and gone…throw them to the lions by ahoi!

Play these at the same time for maximum impact.

[more video at Ubu]


Click thru to get that nasty shit straight from the lion’s mouth.

Thanks to The Stopping Off Place for being rad as paper.

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  1. Shane Anderson

      so good to have you back in form

  2. Frank Tas, the Raptor

      Poor deer just wants to get some sleep without a bunch of people taking pictures of him.

  3. Joyeux Noel

      I clicked on this and thought I’d get an intelligent, enjoyable reading of George Saunders’s Pastoralia. That’s what I get when I click on anything Necropastoral at Montevidayo. But I was sadly wrong. What a rip-off.

  4. reynard

      but i have all these chairs

  5. shaun gannon

      that mario movie was awesome

  6. reynard

      i’m glad you liked my thesis, my supporting arguments were of course lions & bears, respectively; the antithesis is the clouds & obviously there is no synthesis

  7. shaun gannon

      i was just glad to see things cited. A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF GIVING CREDIT WHEN DUE

  8. reynard

      i think the style guide i’m using was written by someone on cocaine because it just says ‘FUCKING GO FOR IT’ on every page

  9. shaun gannon

      i’m writing this fluff paper for workshop describing my ~experience~ in reading a bio on stein then a collection of her letters with virgil thomson and i think i’m going to call her “g-unit” at least twice otherwise i know i won’t be able to finish this b.s.

  10. reynard

      ‘what would tigger do’

  11. Dweed

      wipe his ass on the shaggy carpet, then curl into a ball and go to sleep purrrring.

  12. M. Kitchell

      ‘assume the old credo of “a picture is worth a thousand words” then we’ve got about 4,000 words on the subject here along with the “new mediums” of sound and video i wonder how many words those are worth’ b/w ‘god forbid we think in images instead of words’

  13. M. Kitchell

      most affecting video game rom hack i’ve ever encounter but it might just be that damn emotionally manipulating 8-bit musick

  14. mimi

      Montevidayo is Ripe (I’m talkin’ Limburger Ripe) for some Serious Spoofing.

  15. mimi

      tigger would go bouncy-bouncy

  16. reynard

      nostalgia is a force to be reckoned with is it not

  17. M. Kitchell

      i actually never had a nintendo.  i never really played the original super mario brothers games except once in a while (though not often) at friends house & then later in life when i learned how to download roms, so it’s less nostalgia and more, uh, i don’t know pleasure?

  18. reynard

      that’s interesting, did you go to raves? i think my personal relationship with anything is based upon various degrees of nostalgia, often for something i did not actually experience in the past, such as dub; i often feel nostalgic for things that sound old, even when they aren’t, i think it’s an aesthetic value whether or not you actually experience it because of memory, i think i have a lot of memories that are not my own, especially those of which words are pictures

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  21. M. Kitchell

      god i just came back to look at these comments 32 hours later and i still can’t get over how fucking annoying this comment is to me and i’m not even the OP

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