May 7th, 2009 / 2:10 pm
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What are the 50 best poems on the web?

poetry-sucksThe Dzanc Best of the Web is awesome and the Wigleaf thing is awesome and John Madera’s novella list is awesome but does poetry get short-shrift when it comes to these best-of lists? Is there a list for poetry? I can’t remember.

In case there isn’t, put your favorite poems from last year in the comments.

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90 Comments

  1. Jimmy Chen
  2. Jimmy Chen
  3. davidpeak
  4. davidpeak
  5. Catherine Lacey
  6. Catherine Lacey
  7. davidpeak

      holy shit. yeah.

  8. davidpeak

      holy shit. yeah.

  9. Nathan Tyree

      Poetry gets short shrift

  10. Nathan Tyree

      Poetry gets short shrift

  11. christian
  12. christian
  13. mike young
  14. mike young
  15. Adam Robinson
  16. Adam Robinson
  17. Mike Young

      wait are we doing just 2008 or everything?

  18. Mike Young

      wait are we doing just 2008 or everything?

  19. Catherine Lacey

      Mike Young is having an aneurysm in his brain just thinking about all the poetry on the internet from forever until now.

  20. Catherine Lacey

      Mike Young is having an aneurysm in his brain just thinking about all the poetry on the internet from forever until now.

  21. Mike Young

      tru dat

  22. Mike Young

      tru dat

  23. Adam Robinson

      I was thinking maybe from one year ago today until yesterday?

      We could be all official though, and make a serious go at it and then sell books.

  24. Adam Robinson

      I was thinking maybe from one year ago today until yesterday?

      We could be all official though, and make a serious go at it and then sell books.

  25. Mike Young

      oooooh! that makes sense, i thought you meant just 2008

      i think some parameter would be good, not to be official but just because there’s so much good stuff out there.. like for this we could do the fav 2008 poems and then next year do the fav 2009 poems

      i think it’s a really great idea and one that nobody’s really done yet, the just poetry idea

  26. Mike Young

      oooooh! that makes sense, i thought you meant just 2008

      i think some parameter would be good, not to be official but just because there’s so much good stuff out there.. like for this we could do the fav 2008 poems and then next year do the fav 2009 poems

      i think it’s a really great idea and one that nobody’s really done yet, the just poetry idea

  27. Nathan Tyree

      Howie Good.

      Google Howie Good.

      Seriously, he is the balls

      Howie fuckin’ Good

  28. Nathan Tyree

      Howie Good.

      Google Howie Good.

      Seriously, he is the balls

      Howie fuckin’ Good

  29. Adam Robinson

      Mike got him.

  30. Adam Robinson

      Mike got him.

  31. davidpeak
  32. davidpeak
  33. Dan Wickett

      Just an FYI – the Best of the Web does include poetry. It contains short stories, flash fictions, poems, and essays.

      Arlene Ang is probably my own personal favorite consistently seeing her work published in online journals.

  34. Dan Wickett

      Just an FYI – the Best of the Web does include poetry. It contains short stories, flash fictions, poems, and essays.

      Arlene Ang is probably my own personal favorite consistently seeing her work published in online journals.

  35. Nathan Tyree

      didn’t see that. I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks he is great

  36. Nathan Tyree

      didn’t see that. I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks he is great

  37. Adam Robinson
  38. Adam Robinson
  39. davidpeak
  40. davidpeak
  41. Nathan Tyree

      forever

  42. Nathan Tyree

      forever

  43. davidpeak

      i think the giant is eating my comments

  44. davidpeak

      i think the giant is eating my comments

  45. Blake Butler
  46. Blake Butler
  47. Ani
  48. Ani
  49. Adam Robinson

      fixed it

  50. Adam Robinson

      fixed it

  51. davidpeak

      thank you

  52. davidpeak

      thank you

  53. Blake Butler
  54. Blake Butler
  55. Blake Butler

      ian davisson rules

  56. Blake Butler

      ian davisson rules

  57. Vaughan Simons
  58. Vaughan Simons
  59. Gene Morgan
  60. Gene Morgan
  61. JW Veldhoen

      I never heard of any of these people before now, except for Ethan Hawke.

  62. JW Veldhoen

      I never heard of any of these people before now, except for Ethan Hawke.

  63. Ted
  64. Ted
  65. Frank
  66. Frank
  67. Nathan (Nate) Tyree

      Sam Pink is also the balls. We all need more Sam Pink. I want to make him a character in a story I write.

  68. Nathan (Nate) Tyree

      Sam Pink is also the balls. We all need more Sam Pink. I want to make him a character in a story I write.

  69. sam pink

      i feel happy but i am not smiling. i am at someone’s house right now and i am paranoid about taking my boots off because for the last month i have only worn them without socks. my feet are getting super hot and i want to lie on the couch and sleep but they will think i am weird if i sleep with my boots on. un-less, i tell them i am worried about the abrupt start of a random war, and i want to be ready.

  70. sam pink

      i feel happy but i am not smiling. i am at someone’s house right now and i am paranoid about taking my boots off because for the last month i have only worn them without socks. my feet are getting super hot and i want to lie on the couch and sleep but they will think i am weird if i sleep with my boots on. un-less, i tell them i am worried about the abrupt start of a random war, and i want to be ready.

  71. barry

      sam, man, just sneak off into the bathroom and wash them bad boys up, then fill the boots with baby powder and your good to go…

  72. sasha

      ian davisson and i read together at a bar a few months ago, and it was awesome. by it i mean him being there and elevating the world.

  73. barry

      sam, man, just sneak off into the bathroom and wash them bad boys up, then fill the boots with baby powder and your good to go…

  74. sasha

      ian davisson and i read together at a bar a few months ago, and it was awesome. by it i mean him being there and elevating the world.

  75. barry

      that story reminds me of all the times i been drunk at high school parties and my clothes were so baggy i used to forget to hold them up when i pissed and i spent many nights alone in the corner of starnge houses curled up in a ball until i passed out.

  76. barry

      that story reminds me of all the times i been drunk at high school parties and my clothes were so baggy i used to forget to hold them up when i pissed and i spent many nights alone in the corner of starnge houses curled up in a ball until i passed out.

  77. david erlewine

      I am a white boy with a big flabby face I say looking at myself
      in the mirror turning right then left then right.

      Best line I’ve read in a long time. Why do I actually do that all the time when the passenger in cars?

      This is a great idea. Howie Good is fantastic. And he’s a Journalism professor! I wish he’d taught all my JO classes in college.

  78. david erlewine

      I am a white boy with a big flabby face I say looking at myself
      in the mirror turning right then left then right.

      Best line I’ve read in a long time. Why do I actually do that all the time when the passenger in cars?

      This is a great idea. Howie Good is fantastic. And he’s a Journalism professor! I wish he’d taught all my JO classes in college.

  79. david erlewine

      Arlene Ang is everywhere and deservedly so. But she’s a vampire or claims to be and I sometimes wonder. The hours she puts into Press 1/Leafscape and The Pedestal is amazing..given how much insanely great stuff she produces herself.

  80. david erlewine

      Arlene Ang is everywhere and deservedly so. But she’s a vampire or claims to be and I sometimes wonder. The hours she puts into Press 1/Leafscape and The Pedestal is amazing..given how much insanely great stuff she produces herself.

  81. Heather June Gibbons

      Thanks for including me in your list, Mike. I’m flattered.

  82. Heather June Gibbons

      Thanks for including me in your list, Mike. I’m flattered.

  83. Lesley Jenike

      You like me! Cool!

  84. Lesley Jenike

      You like me! Cool!

  85. Paul

      None of these poems are good.
      Certainly not as good as they could
      be
      Its always a crime
      when poems don’t rhyme,
      and don’t make sense when they should,
      see?

      i just made that up
      coz all the poetry I’ve seen on the web is cack-a-racka-crappa

  86. Paul

      None of these poems are good.
      Certainly not as good as they could
      be
      Its always a crime
      when poems don’t rhyme,
      and don’t make sense when they should,
      see?

      i just made that up
      coz all the poetry I’ve seen on the web is cack-a-racka-crappa

  87. eric lindley

      neat! I’m glad I made the list… It looks like this thread is pretty dead right now, but I wanted to show some appreciation. A good idea to list these, I think, given how hard it is to find/filter interweb stuffs.

  88. eric lindley

      neat! I’m glad I made the list… It looks like this thread is pretty dead right now, but I wanted to show some appreciation. A good idea to list these, I think, given how hard it is to find/filter interweb stuffs.

  89. Storm Fan

      my unsung hero who will die in the end. life is but a bitter murderer.

      Robbery

      I am very afraid
      I vary, in frays, lights hues and all the while (phrase)
      Cutting cues in shades above passing windowsills,
      Blinded by obsession and wordplay
      Hoping that these windows will give me
      A break
      A junkie walking in the twilight, I’m on my way home
      A man made of eyes still couldn’t see
      What’s in store around a sale
      Children in the Appalachia die from
      Affirmed actions acting as a helping hand
      In a glove and a white coat
      These youth look like abused
      Dog mauled baseballs
      Their stitches missing, wool eyelash
      Wishing for a merry Christmas night
      When every day was a mid summers hell
      Why keep the plot to yourself
      This is where open graves can become
      Group outings with a little leap of faith
      With a knife I held up, pause, a young man
      Another strand of life in slivers, silver pointer
      Poignant, I held him up on my faulty shoulders
      For a SEPTA transpass to get past
      Life
      I stole a young bull in a bear market a rebel
      With a claw, swipe, card with a hood on the brink
      Of campus like a tag in your neck and with my
      Shiny pointy finger to his neck I whispered an answer
      You asked why is we Americans, Amiri, because evil said so HAHA!
      Evil values I eval u ate, hunger was my first memory
      So I center attention staged with a ring leader for
      My finger, a silver slice of the American dream
      My God looks like a Zionist, and he loves ends
      Like- come here Palestine, end.
      Like a period, no Pablo, just end of a life, sentence,
      Words are worthless lisping, he asked me to let him go
      My reply was emotional
      My mother aint hold me, so I now have you
      Polarizing the concrete you walk on, well I hate the city
      And the only way out is to be opposing values
      Ironic in iron prisons built of prisms from the sun
      The rigid offset the Richter and under your
      Rays, dark, is this man’s stand for justice
      Just under the mark of the devil but above
      The dead doves for peace shot at the nobel
      Awards for warring noble words
      That spot, abstracted between bottom and top
      Between head and toe, is a little pocket
      A monster, heard there was a secret chord
      That david hung from, his choking sobs
      Pieced together your lord, but these patterns
      Of water make music you don’t care for
      And it goes like this, the fourth the firth
      Above the minor, below the majors list
      A baffled prince steals what he cant afford
      And in the same time it took
      For me to hit every branch of my family tree on the way down
      His hand went to his pocket
      He gave me his way out

  90. Storm Fan

      my unsung hero who will die in the end. life is but a bitter murderer.

      Robbery

      I am very afraid
      I vary, in frays, lights hues and all the while (phrase)
      Cutting cues in shades above passing windowsills,
      Blinded by obsession and wordplay
      Hoping that these windows will give me
      A break
      A junkie walking in the twilight, I’m on my way home
      A man made of eyes still couldn’t see
      What’s in store around a sale
      Children in the Appalachia die from
      Affirmed actions acting as a helping hand
      In a glove and a white coat
      These youth look like abused
      Dog mauled baseballs
      Their stitches missing, wool eyelash
      Wishing for a merry Christmas night
      When every day was a mid summers hell
      Why keep the plot to yourself
      This is where open graves can become
      Group outings with a little leap of faith
      With a knife I held up, pause, a young man
      Another strand of life in slivers, silver pointer
      Poignant, I held him up on my faulty shoulders
      For a SEPTA transpass to get past
      Life
      I stole a young bull in a bear market a rebel
      With a claw, swipe, card with a hood on the brink
      Of campus like a tag in your neck and with my
      Shiny pointy finger to his neck I whispered an answer
      You asked why is we Americans, Amiri, because evil said so HAHA!
      Evil values I eval u ate, hunger was my first memory
      So I center attention staged with a ring leader for
      My finger, a silver slice of the American dream
      My God looks like a Zionist, and he loves ends
      Like- come here Palestine, end.
      Like a period, no Pablo, just end of a life, sentence,
      Words are worthless lisping, he asked me to let him go
      My reply was emotional
      My mother aint hold me, so I now have you
      Polarizing the concrete you walk on, well I hate the city
      And the only way out is to be opposing values
      Ironic in iron prisons built of prisms from the sun
      The rigid offset the Richter and under your
      Rays, dark, is this man’s stand for justice
      Just under the mark of the devil but above
      The dead doves for peace shot at the nobel
      Awards for warring noble words
      That spot, abstracted between bottom and top
      Between head and toe, is a little pocket
      A monster, heard there was a secret chord
      That david hung from, his choking sobs
      Pieced together your lord, but these patterns
      Of water make music you don’t care for
      And it goes like this, the fourth the firth
      Above the minor, below the majors list
      A baffled prince steals what he cant afford
      And in the same time it took
      For me to hit every branch of my family tree on the way down
      His hand went to his pocket
      He gave me his way out