February 7th, 2014 / 1:11 am
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WTF Is Happening In My Shower?

Inspired by Adam Robinson’s exegesis of his own shower (pleasure dome) and Melissa Broder’s shower (chant silo) peek-a-boo, here’s my shower:

shower
Suave NATURALS: rainforest fresh. It’s “NEW.” It’s enriched with “bamboo and aloe extracts.” It’s hypoallergenic. It’s $2.00 at Walgreen’s, and it can also clean your hair.

6 Comments

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  2. February 7th, 2014 / 9:42 am A D Jameson—

      Can you use it to WASH your BODY?

  3. February 7th, 2014 / 12:09 pm Brooks Sterritt—

      That’s what shampoo is for.

  4. February 9th, 2014 / 6:54 pm Shannon—

      But does it make your butt smell like the rainforest? That is the important thing.

  5. February 11th, 2014 / 4:44 am Brooks Sterritt—

      impossible to verify

  6. February 11th, 2014 / 6:07 pm Shannon—

      I say commence science. Scrub your butt with the body wash and then make someone smell it. For science. It is what I would do but, I am kind of a jerk.