February 7th, 2014 / 1:11 am

WTF Is Happening In My Shower?

Inspired by Adam Robinson’s exegesis of his own shower (pleasure dome) and Melissa Broder’s shower (chant silo) peek-a-boo, here’s my shower:

Suave NATURALS: rainforest fresh. It’s “NEW.” It’s enriched with “bamboo and aloe extracts.” It’s hypoallergenic. It’s $2.00 at Walgreen’s, and it can also clean your hair.


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  2. A D Jameson

      Can you use it to WASH your BODY?

  3. Brooks Sterritt

      That’s what shampoo is for.

  4. Shannon

      But does it make your butt smell like the rainforest? That is the important thing.

  5. Brooks Sterritt

      impossible to verify

  6. Shannon

      I say commence science. Scrub your butt with the body wash and then make someone smell it. For science. It is what I would do but, I am kind of a jerk.