1. @Gawker, 4chan founder tries to explain ‘b-tard’ to federal prosecutors.

2. @Thought Catalog, Brandon Scott Gorrell lists all the drugs he’s taken in chronological order, in 4 parts.

3. Tony O’Neill is reading at the In The Flesh reading series August 19 in NYC, details here. Also, here is in conversation with Adam Carolla.

4. I enjoy creative interpretation of indistinguishable language.

5. Anybody read Tom McCarthy’s C. yet? I am curious to hear about it.