Posts Tagged ‘dream sequence’

ToBS R1: talking shit about New Yorker while submitting frqntly to NYer vs. dream sequence w talking animals

Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

[Matchup #18 inĀ Tournament of Bookshit]

Let’s tie these together.

1. Don’t worry about it: your story/novel excerpt with the talking animal dream sequences is not going to get published in The New Yorker.
2. This might be why you have to talk shit about The New Yorker. You know you will never be published there.
3. This might be why you talk shit about God. You know he doesn’t exist.
4. But still, you submit.
5. But still, you pray.
6. Don’t worry about it: it’s okay not to know who you are. Every rejection will move you closer to some knowing. (more…)