not going to get me laid

How to fucking format a multi-page poetry/flash manuscript in MS Word

On a PC, hit CTRL-Enter. On a Mac I think it’s more difficult. You have to go to Edit > Insert Page or something like that.

Please, don’t hit return a million times. I will kill you.

Behind the Scenes & Craft Notes / 161 Comments
December 18th, 2009 / 11:58 am


whoa1Hey World, how’s it going? Oh? Great, I’m glad to hear it. Um . . . this is just a little thing, please don’t worry about it, uh . . . but, yeah, it’s spelled W-H-O-A. Everywhere I look lately it’s misspelled and I wasn’t going to say anything, but it’s so awfully ugly with the “h” at the end.

No, no. This is more embarrassing for me than it is for you. No seriously, I’m the one who should be sorry. I just, well, I just thought if I was making such a silly blunder I would want someone to tell me. That’s right, World, “Whoa.”

Okay, cool. See you around.

Mean / 25 Comments
May 14th, 2009 / 4:58 pm