i’m drunk and it’s stupid how awesome this is



Except I might mean it’s awesome how stupid this is. But no promises.


Me and my mummy bear
Have no worries, have no cares
‘Cause me and my mummy bear
Just play and play all day.

He’s wrapped up so pretty
And I can unwind
His neat little ribbons,
And then I find –

His tummy comes open
And what do I see?
Special little organs that
Belong to you and me.

I wash them all off
So he can be clean
Then put them back in
And do up his seam.

Then just like a mummy,
I wrap him up tight
Then I cuddle him close
And hold him all night.

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November 11th, 2008 / 2:48 am