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“THEY TOOK THE DOORS OFF THE HINGES!” – Worker dies at Long Island Wal-Mart after being trampled in Black Friday stampede
"He was trampled and killed in front of me. They took me down too...I literally had to fight people off my back." - Jimmy Overby, Wal-Mart employee
Fuck, man. I passed Valley Stream on the way to my cousin Jeff’s for Thanksgiving yesterday. His wife asked me if I was planning to go to any of the big special sales. It took me a minute to figure out what she was talking about, then I said “why would anybody do that?”
Too bad nobody told those sick motherfuckers on Long Island about Buy Nothing Day. Oh, and just to give the rest of us some perspective:
"But Mom," my kids said when I told them what I'd done. "This is a FIRST-WORLD DEMOCRACY. Things like that might happen in Mexico, but not here." I told them they would understand when they got older.
Tags: Adbusters, Buy Nothing Day, sick motherfuckers, Wal-Mart
yawn.
yawn.
was walmart selling ml press chapbooks or something? i don’t get it
was walmart selling ml press chapbooks or something? i don’t get it
True, Adbusters is relevant some of the time, but the Buy Nothing campaign is mostly useless, whether Adbusters is hocking it or someone else is.
True, Adbusters is relevant some of the time, but the Buy Nothing campaign is mostly useless, whether Adbusters is hocking it or someone else is.
Remember when we were inside of an Adbusters magazine article/photo?
Remember when we were inside of an Adbusters magazine article/photo?
yeah it was awesome because we were hanging out with that famous author.
yeah it was awesome because we were hanging out with that famous author.
definitely the worst way to die, for the following reasons.
1. you are working at wal-mart.
2. you are only a temp.
3. you are wearing a blue polyester vest.
4. you are trampled.
5. you are obviously trampled by fat morons because they’re rushing into wal-mart.
6. your loved ones have to pick up your last paycheck and they realize you were making $5/hour.
7. ruined your plot to dynamite the store and start an anarchist revolution.
definitely the worst way to die, for the following reasons.
1. you are working at wal-mart.
2. you are only a temp.
3. you are wearing a blue polyester vest.
4. you are trampled.
5. you are obviously trampled by fat morons because they’re rushing into wal-mart.
6. your loved ones have to pick up your last paycheck and they realize you were making $5/hour.
7. ruined your plot to dynamite the store and start an anarchist revolution.
buy everything day
buy everything day