November 5th, 2011 / 8:46 pm
Technology & Word Spaces

UTOPIAN VISIONS OF KESHA

STEP ONE ON A SERIES OF POSTS DEVELOPING A THEORETICAL-FICTION TOWARDS WHAT I WILL COIN A ‘RECKLESS UTOPIANISM’

I DECLARE WAR ON REALISM, I DECLARE WAR ON A WORN-OUT JOY, I DECLARE WAR ON EVERYTHING.

SOMETIMES YOU GET DRUNK EVERY NIGHT FOR TWO WEEKS, SOMETIMES YOU MAKE OUT WITH A DUDE IN A CAB AND THEN YOU END UP DOING DRUGS AND PULLING YOUR DICK OUT IN A BAR YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO BEFORE, SOMETIMES YOU BUY MORE WHISKEY AND GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE WHERE YOU FUCK AROUND WITH THE DUDE IN YOUR LOFT WHILE YOUR ROOMMATE’S FRIEND SNORES ON THE COUCH BENEATH YOU, SOMETIMES YOU DON’T GO HOME FOR 36 HOURS, SOMETIMES YOU FORGET THAT YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO OTHER THAN GOING TO WORK AND GETTING DRUNK & LAID, SOMETIMES YOU REALIZE YOU HAVE THE CAPACITY TO MANIFEST THE FUTURE SIMPLY BY MAKING THE DECLARATION, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO REALIZE THAT POP MUSICK IS A FUTURE THAT WE’RE ALL AFRAID OF, AND THE POP MUSIC THE LITERATI ARE NOT AFRAID OF IS ONLY FALSE, SOMETIMES WE ALL KNOW THAT THE WORLD IS ALREADY OVER AND FEEL GREAT ABOUT IT, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS THING CALLED CAPITALISM? IT’S STUPID. THERE’S A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO WANT TO TELL YOU WHY IT’S STUPID, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LISTEN, SOMETIMES YOU KNOW THERE’S FINALLY A CLASS WAR GOING ON AND LIFE STARTS TO MAKE SENSE FOR THE FIRST TIME, SOMETIMES YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO SOMEBODY AND YOU DON’T REMEMBER THEIR NAME, SOMETIMES YOUR BEST FRIENDS SEND YOU THE BEST TEXT MESSAGES YOU’VE EVER READ IN YOUR LIFE, EVERYTHING IS SURPRISING, SOMETIMES WHAT LIFE AMOUNTS TO IS NOTHING BEYOND WHAT YOU CAN REMEMBER, SOMETIMES WHAT LIFE AMOUNTS TO IS NOTHING BEYOND WHAT YOU’VE FORGOTTEN AND YOU FEEL GREAT ABOUT IT.

SOMETIMES YOU JUST DON’T DO ANYTHING, SOMETIMES YOU TRY TO MAKE PANCAKES AND YOU USE BAKING SODA INSTEAD OF BAKING POWDER AND THEY TASTE LIKE POISON, SOMETIMES YOU READ NICK LAND ESSAYS ON THE BUS AND YOU ACTUALLY LAUGH OUT LOUD, SOMETIMES YOU KEEP FORGETTING TO DOWNLOAD A PDF OF NIETSZCHE’S BIRTH OF TRAGEDY SO YOU CAN PUT IT ON YOUR PHONE TO READ WHILE YOU DRINK ALONE AT THE BAR, SOMETIMES YOU FORGET ABOUT LITERATURE COMPLETELY BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO BUSY FUCKING WITH SOME CONCEPTUAL EXPERIMENT THAT ASSUAGES YOU OF ALL MORALITY OR GUILT, SOMETIMES THIS MAKES MORE SENSE THAN ANYTHING YOU’VE WRITTEN OR READ, EVER.

LADY GAGA IS A FACADE.

LIFE IS ONLY FLOATING. FAME IS IRRELEVANT. STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING. MOMENTUM AS CONTRAST TO REALITY. WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? WE CAN GO ANYWHERE WE WANT TO. THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO DIE BEFORE WE CAN REST.

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44 Comments

  1. Jon Boulier

      oh

  2. M. Kitchell

      DEAR JON
      DID YOU KNOW THAT HTMLGIANT IS THE INTERNET LITERATURE MAGAZINE BLOG OF THE FUTURE?  IT IS.  IT’S A PRETTY COOL PLACE TO HANG OUT. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT HERE. 
      LOVE,
      ME

  3. Jon Boulier

      Which future?  1 or 2?

  4. M. Kitchell

      i consider my posts the stepping stones to zone 2

  5. Ross Sélavy Brighton

      I AM THE FUTURE I AM DEATH I AM THE BLACK SUN RISING IN THE SOLAR LODGE OF YOUR RECTUM I WILL EAT YOUR BREATH WITH EVERY BREATH I BREATHE I LOVE YOU

  6. Ross Sélavy Brighton

      I LIKE MIKE

  7. shaun gannon

      this is fucking dumb mike get kicked off htmlgiant jump in a well eat strychnine

  8. Ryan Sanford Smith

      cool post bro

  9. shaun gannon

      aka marble zone

  10. M. Kitchell

      HI RYAN,
      WELCOME TO HTMLGIANT.  I POST A LOT OF POSTS THAT HAVE VERY LITTLE TO DO WITH “LITERATURE” AND A LOT MORE TO DO WITH “LARGER IDEAS” THAT I FILTER THROUGH OBTUSE FORMS OF CULTURE AND MY SEMI-ALCOHOLIC QUEER LIFESTYLE.  I KNOW AT FIRST IT CAN SEEM A LITTLE OFF-PUTTING, BUT IF YOU REALLY PUT THE EFFORT INTO “FEELING ME” AS THEY SAY, I THINK YOU CAN FIND MUCH REWARDS AND AN EXPANDED CONSCIOUSNESS THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIPPIES AND/OR WEED.  HOPE YOU LIKE IT HERE!

      LOVE,
      ME

  11. M. Kitchell

      HI SHAUN,
      TROLLING MY POST WHILE I CHAT WITH YOU ON GCHAT AFTER YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING TO FAKE TROLL IT IS NOT AN EFFECTIVE WAY TO PERPETUATE THE JOY OF THESE THINGS.

      LOVE,
      ME

  12. Jackson Nieuwland

      So nasty that it’s probably somewhat of a travesty
      Having me daily total people
      You can call me Your Majesty
      Keep your battery charged
      You know it won’t stick, yo
      And it’s not his fault you kick slow

      Should’ve let your trick ‘ho chick hold your sick glow
      Plus nobody couldn’t do nothin’ once he let the brick go
      And you know I know that’s a bunch of snow
      The beat is so butter
      Peep the slow cutter

      As he utters the calm flow
      Don’t talk about my moms, yo
      Sometimes he rhyme quick, sometimes he rhyme slow
      And vice versa
      Whip up a slice of nice verse pie
      Hit it on the first try
      Villain: The Worst Guy

      Spot hot tracks like spot a pair of fat asses
      Shots of the scotch from out of square shot glasses

      And he won’t stop ’till he got the masses
      An’ show ’em what they know now through flows of hot molasses

      Do it like a robot to headspin to boogaloo
      Took a few minutes to convince the average bug-a-booIt’s ugly, like look at you! It’s a damn shameJust remember All Caps when you spell the man nameAnd you know it like a poet, like baby dollI bet she tried to say she gave me her all, she played ballAll bets off! The Villain got the dice riggedAnd they say he accosted the man with the sliced wigAllegedly; the investigation is still ongoingIn this pesky inition he gots the best con flowin’The pot doubles, now they really got troublesMadman never go *pop*!, like snot bubbles

  13. Ryan Sanford Smith

      HI M. KITCHELL,

      I ‘FELT YOU’, AS YOU/THEY SAY. YOU WERE FLACCID AND THE TEMPERATURE APPROXIMATELY OF ‘BREAD’. YOUR DOUBLY IRONIC ALL-CAPPING IS A TEPID SPITTLE. I WILL LOOK TO TRY AND ‘FEEL YOU’ AGAIN IN THE FUTURE. I HOPE THAT YOU WILL CARB UP FOR NEXT TIME. COOL USAGE OF POP CULTURE BRO. I THINK YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DRINK MORE.

  14. M. Kitchell

      HI RYAN,
      UNFORTUNATELY IF I DRANK ANY MORE THAN I DO I MIGHT DIE OR HAVE MORE SEVERE LIVER PROBLEMS THAN I AM UNDOUBTEDLY DEVELOPING.  I’M SORRY THAT YOU FELT THAT I WAS FLACCID AND “ROOM TEMPERATURE.”  I ATE A GRILLED CHEESE TODAY AND ALSO HAD SOME NOODLES WITH KIMCHI, SO I FEEL LIKE YOUR DECISION TO ARTICULATE MY APPROACH AS “LACKING CARBS” IS SIMPLY OFF THE MARK.  BUT IT’S OKAY, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES, I DO IT TOO.  IT’S SIMPLY A PART OF THE WORLD WE ALL HAVE TO GET USED TO.

      FROM,
      ME

  15. shaun gannon

      what do carbs do to blogs, describe in full

  16. deadgod

      INTOXICATION OF INVASION BY AND INTO THE WORLD SHOWS TORNADO INSEPARABLY FROM AFTERMATH

      THAT IS FICTIVE TRUTH

      THERE IS ALSO JOYOUS LIFE IN THE FICTION THAT THE TORNADO IS NOT ITS AFTERMATH

  17. deadgod

      carbs in blogs gobble bark

  18. mimi

      the filtering of “larger ideas” IS literature

  19. mimi

      scratch that  

      rather, literature IS one type of  “filtering” of “larger ideas”

  20. M. Kitchell

      HI MIMI
      I GUESS I’M WRITING LITERATURE INSTEAD OF BLOG POSTS THEN

      FROM,
      ME

  21. M. Kitchell

      HI DEADGOD,
      SINCE I AM AN EVENT INSTEAD OF A PERSON, I’M PRETTY SURE I’M A TORNADO.
      FROM,
      ME

  22. Michael Karo

      god, i can’t wait to meet you. coming down for the dennis/dodie thing… a 5 hr drive but of course totally worth it.

  23. M. Kitchell

      HI MICHAEL
      SEE YOU THERE!
      LOVE,
      ME

  24. Daniel Bailey

      this post rules.

  25. Zach

      IS THIS PART OF MEAN WEEK?

  26. Cassandra Troyan
  27. M. Kitchell

      HI ZACH,
      WELCOME TO MY POST. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT INSIDE OF THIS SPACE.  I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION THOUGH:  WHAT PART OF THIS POST IS MEAN?  IT FEELS MORE LIKE THE SUN THAN ANYTHING MEAN TO ME.
      LOVE,
      ME

  28. M. Kitchell

      HI CASSANDRA,
      UM YES I THINK YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT
      LOVE,
      ME

  29. Cassandra Troyan

      AND ARE MY TEXTS TO YOU GOOD? SHOULD THEY BE BETTER? HOW CAN I IMPROVE THE INTENSITY OF MY TEXTS TO YOU?

  30. Cassandra Troyan

      AND ARE MY TEXTS TO YOU GOOD? SHOULD THEY BE BETTER? HOW CAN I IMPROVE THE INTENSITY OF MY TEXTS TO YOU?

  31. M. Kitchell

      YES YR TEXTS ARE HELLA GOOD A+

  32. Cassandra Troyan

      OK GOOD WE STILL NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW I WILL GET A JOB IN SF.

  33. bartleby_taco
  34. bartleby_taco

      should be more cursorily music related things on htmlg def

  35. deadgod

      INSTEAD OF IS THE TRACE OF A binary

      OH NO IMPOSSIBLE FELLOW THAT IS THE ROYAL ROAD THE ROAD TO HETERONORMATIVITY HEGEMONY AND HEARTWORM WHAT CRAZY THING ARE YOU SAYING WHAT IS “INSTEAD OF”

      MORTALITY IS INTIMATE

      –BUT THERE MIGHT BE TIME FOR A TORNADO TO WHIRL TOGETHER A WINDMILL

  36. Shaken

      I am shaken to my core! “DECLARE WAR ON REALISM” Oh my goodness!

  37. M. Kitchell

      HI SHAKEN,
      WELCOME TO MY POST.  I’M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT IRONY IS NO LONGER A VALID FORM OF DEFENSE AGAINST THE SECRET REALITIES THAT OUR POST-WORLD HOLDS.  IT’S OK IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW THAT, SOME PEOPLE DON’T STAY ON TOP OF THINGS.  HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL!
      LOVE,
      ME

  38. Shaken

      Just playing along! Shaken – TO THE CORE!

  39. Dieradical
  40. M. Kitchell

      oh i’m not tired of YOU but i thought it was a great way of expressing the concept.  i will watch that video.  i liked the thacker book i read a lot.

  41. Dieradical

      i liked that thacker book too. dark.

  42. Adam Goetz

      it’s almost like you’re screaming from the grandstand for the dead horse you’ve bet on to win while you have its legs propped up in the seat next to you while simultaneously yelling “see how awesome i am?” which is interesting. but it’s just that same ol’c****e and you’re jamming it between my toes and licking at it through some sort of glitter covered dental dam. 

      All i left with is the option to sick-up on you from on high. *makes it rain sick*

  43. M. Kitchell

      i can’t figure out what you have asterik’d out, what word “ol’c****e” is and it’s bothering me.

      anyway, assuming this is some sort of postured “check out how awesome decadence is” is both missing the point and presupposing that anything mentioned above has really happened to me, so i guess i’ll just take a new approach next time.

  44. deadgod

      cockshite?  cuntspittle?  cdogtesticlehairintheteethe?

      copaceticisme?