April 25th, 2009 / 10:47 am
 Author Spotlight & Excerpts

EXCERPT: from Ellen Kennedy’s Sometimes My Heart Pushes My Ribs (#6)

 

[NOTE: The launch party for SOMETIMES MY HEART PUSHES MY RIBS is at 7 p.m. tonight at Cafe Orwell in Brooklyn. – JT]

 

 

 

 

 

My Dog is a Little Obese 

 

put the clif bar in your pocket from a florida gas station and walk away

 put the entire box of clif bars from a duane reade in penn station in your bag and walk away  

 put two clif bars from price chopper into your pocket and walk away

 this is CVS, there are no clif bars here

 buy 4 clif bars from albertson’s and feel bad

 there is 50mg of caffeine in your clif bar

 cut the clif bar in half with scissors and eat one half and put the other half in a bowl

 hide the scissors in the closet

 there isn’t any caffeine in the lemon poppyseed clif bar

 put organic green tea extract on your tongue and put your tongue in my mouth

 there is 50mg of caffeine in my brain  

 

 

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12 Comments

  1. April 25th, 2009 / 3:38 pm Blake Butler—

      bacon baby money

      plus money

      is money

      cool?

  2. April 25th, 2009 / 11:38 am Blake Butler—

      bacon baby money

      plus money

      is money

      cool?

  3. April 25th, 2009 / 3:39 pm Kevin O'Neill—

      iwanttogotothisbutiliveinlondonSUCK.

  4. April 25th, 2009 / 3:39 pm tao—

      sweet

  5. April 25th, 2009 / 11:39 am Kevin O'Neill—

      iwanttogotothisbutiliveinlondonSUCK.

  6. April 25th, 2009 / 11:39 am tao—

      sweet

  7. April 25th, 2009 / 10:41 pm oat—

      this poem approaches idiocy but never quite achieves it

  8. April 25th, 2009 / 6:41 pm oat—

      this poem approaches idiocy but never quite achieves it

  9. April 26th, 2009 / 2:58 am Jonny Ross—

      I like clif bars. I wish they wouldn’t have discontinued the chocolate chip and peanutbutter flavour. That was my favourite. It had purple packaging.

  10. April 25th, 2009 / 10:58 pm Jonny Ross—

      I like clif bars. I wish they wouldn’t have discontinued the chocolate chip and peanutbutter flavour. That was my favourite. It had purple packaging.

  11. April 26th, 2009 / 4:17 am christian—

      so she has a pocket from a florida gas station?

  12. April 26th, 2009 / 12:17 am christian—

      so she has a pocket from a florida gas station?