Blake Butler is the single most selfish individual on the face of this earth. Blake Butler often smells of fatty oils and spits when he talks. I don’t understand how any one finds value in his writing.

Babies eating each other is not good literature. Is it even literature?

He’s constantly writing nonsensical fluff like:

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What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? It has no meaning.

Or he’ll misuse body parts in ridiculous sentence structures. “Sniff urethra farm sailing pie”

huh?

Let’s analyze why Blake is a douche.

Actually, Blake isn’t any of those things. Only nice words I can say about him. I tricked you.

I’ll be purchasing 2 preorder copies of Blake’s novella ‘EVER‘ to prize away in a contest. Hi, this is the contest.

Contest:

Write somethng mean about me and leave in the comments section. True meanness will be rewarded. Cutesy meanness probably won’t. Depends on my mood. I’ll pick the winners on Thursday and place the order on Friday.
Multiple entries are okay.

It is Mean Monday. Let’s hurt some feelings today.

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